A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
There’s a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
“My pleasure doll”.
Commas can make the world of difference.
And then it hit me.
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Punctuation saves lives.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
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