#CommaOfTheDay
“Good point, their”, FFS. Watch your comma’s.
October 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
No, *this* is #CommaOfTheDay
Hey don’t be one, of those bully’s.
October 8, 2026 at 11:17 AM
What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
August 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Punctuation is very important. An example:
There’s a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
May 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
“My pleasure, doll”.
“My pleasure doll”.
Commas can make the world of difference.
September 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Waitrose chefs? I have questions
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Was walking past farm where a sign said, "DUCK, EGGS". I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma."

And then it hit me.

#joke
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
After years of being curious about my lineage, I finally received my ancestry results. Apparently I'm 12% Scottish Highlands cottage, 16% used bookstore, 9% October, 13% cat rescue, 11% rainswept cobblestone side street, 7% dimly-lit café in Prague, 17% scone, and 15% Oxford comma.
August 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
September 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
July 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What if he omitted a comma - Great toilet, reading.
May 29, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Wait wait wait, you can have ‘Turkey dinosaurs’ so why aren’t these ‘Chicken Commas’?
September 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Here's a spare comma to go after the word 'door' ---> ,
July 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Let’s eat, grandma! Let’s eat grandma!
Punctuation saves lives.
March 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Expecting to be serious at every event
#ShouldntBeBroughtBack
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I'm glad that comma's there
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
July 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
But then I also don’t like the other extreme where it’s people going ‘IDK who needs to hear this but if you wrote one comma today and drank 17 cups of tea… that’s still a win.’ So maybe I’m just a bastard.
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
September 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Busy at Bar Today:
An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
#joke 34 of n
March 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
“And”???? Should be a comma there
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Here is a spare comma which would've helped a bit between 'Everyone' and 'and' ---> ,
May 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It started small. Just a #tired dispute between pedants. A minor academic squabble.

It grew from there.

In the end, the whole world was burning, and nothing was settled.

Survivors of the Oxford Comma Wars took to the stars, spreading the #Word.

Properly punctuated, of course.

#InkMine #vss365
April 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM