A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs
August 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs
My man looks like he has a crawlspace full of kids' backpacks
July 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
My man looks like he has a crawlspace full of kids' backpacks
Hot off the press and heading to your favourite bookseller on March 17th…
February 20, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Hot off the press and heading to your favourite bookseller on March 17th…
You’re gonna get Crawlspace Lung, bro
March 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You’re gonna get Crawlspace Lung, bro
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
Anyone want to come hang out in the crawlspace?
April 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Anyone want to come hang out in the crawlspace?
Check his crawlspace.
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Check his crawlspace.
My man looks like he has a crawlspace full of hobo bindles
July 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My man looks like he has a crawlspace full of hobo bindles
Kittens are out of the crawlspace!
June 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Kittens are out of the crawlspace!
Been up the loft/ crawlspace
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Been up the loft/ crawlspace
Hihihi. Doggies are spishus about crawlspace. Is possible snek community center.
September 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Hihihi. Doggies are spishus about crawlspace. Is possible snek community center.
If you hear a ruckus from the crawlspace that’s me but don’t worry I’m just eating the bones I found in there
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
If you hear a ruckus from the crawlspace that’s me but don’t worry I’m just eating the bones I found in there
Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
Phoebe Bridgers is playing Madison Square Garden on June 4.
Tickets are $1 - no recording devices allowed.
Tickets are $1 - no recording devices allowed.
June 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
Virgo: Steer clear of conflicts this week by moving to the crawlspace.
March 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Virgo: Steer clear of conflicts this week by moving to the crawlspace.
Happy anniversary to CRAWLSPACE (1986), which landed in the U.S. forty years ago today.
September 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Happy anniversary to CRAWLSPACE (1986), which landed in the U.S. forty years ago today.
I never thought we’d lose Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and the slimy hairless grey-skinned freak that lives in my crawlspace all in the same week
August 27, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I never thought we’d lose Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and the slimy hairless grey-skinned freak that lives in my crawlspace all in the same week
I AM OFFENDED
He is NOT in the attic
He's in the crawlspace
He is NOT in the attic
He's in the crawlspace
August 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I AM OFFENDED
He is NOT in the attic
He's in the crawlspace
He is NOT in the attic
He's in the crawlspace
What your cat gets up to in the crawlspace
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What your cat gets up to in the crawlspace
Let the corpse in your crawlspace grow cold like your heart.
March 7, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Let the corpse in your crawlspace grow cold like your heart.
Idk if I've explained the crawlspace cat situation on here but there's a hole in my crawlspace and a cat lives down there. Its been a mutually beneficial situation for over a year now.
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Idk if I've explained the crawlspace cat situation on here but there's a hole in my crawlspace and a cat lives down there. Its been a mutually beneficial situation for over a year now.