And I mean, I have plenty of stories about being treated like I can't know what I'm doing because I'm a woman. Or men thinking I must be the DBA's secretary.
But it's the stories where I was stuck in a room full of men making it clear women are not actual people to them that really left a mark.
But it's the stories where I was stuck in a room full of men making it clear women are not actual people to them that really left a mark.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And I mean, I have plenty of stories about being treated like I can't know what I'm doing because I'm a woman. Or men thinking I must be the DBA's secretary.
But it's the stories where I was stuck in a room full of men making it clear women are not actual people to them that really left a mark.
But it's the stories where I was stuck in a room full of men making it clear women are not actual people to them that really left a mark.
Merry christmas to all dba's🎉😉
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Merry christmas to all dba's🎉😉
So he’s claiming the DBA’s that manage our social security data don’t have basic Oracle or Microsoft Certifications… *not true, they would not be granted access or cleared without it.
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So he’s claiming the DBA’s that manage our social security data don’t have basic Oracle or Microsoft Certifications… *not true, they would not be granted access or cleared without it.
here's the plan from DBA's website. those are realllly tight units.
www.dbarchitect.com/projects/col...
www.dbarchitect.com/projects/col...
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
here's the plan from DBA's website. those are realllly tight units.
www.dbarchitect.com/projects/col...
www.dbarchitect.com/projects/col...
It will suck paying for Zoom but colleges and universities are running scared due to Trump. So I am just paying for everything myself and I'll run separate taxes.
I don't even think I'll fold my writing & consulting into it. DBA's good enough; most years, I lose money. (I'm terrible at capitalism.)
I don't even think I'll fold my writing & consulting into it. DBA's good enough; most years, I lose money. (I'm terrible at capitalism.)
January 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It will suck paying for Zoom but colleges and universities are running scared due to Trump. So I am just paying for everything myself and I'll run separate taxes.
I don't even think I'll fold my writing & consulting into it. DBA's good enough; most years, I lose money. (I'm terrible at capitalism.)
I don't even think I'll fold my writing & consulting into it. DBA's good enough; most years, I lose money. (I'm terrible at capitalism.)
En DBA-køber forsøgte i dag at få mig til at benytte “DBA’s kurerservice” og mailede denne infografik til mig.
Sneaky fuckers…👹
Sneaky fuckers…👹
February 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
En DBA-køber forsøgte i dag at få mig til at benytte “DBA’s kurerservice” og mailede denne infografik til mig.
Sneaky fuckers…👹
Sneaky fuckers…👹
The Strategy Group - so many names- LLC's, DBA's, piles of subsidiaries, evolving trails of websites...
My question: Who is The Strategy Group?
What are all of their subsidiaries (eg. Strategic Media Placement DBA Go West Media,etc.)?
I cannot imagine there isn't more.
My question: Who is The Strategy Group?
What are all of their subsidiaries (eg. Strategic Media Placement DBA Go West Media,etc.)?
I cannot imagine there isn't more.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Strategy Group - so many names- LLC's, DBA's, piles of subsidiaries, evolving trails of websites...
My question: Who is The Strategy Group?
What are all of their subsidiaries (eg. Strategic Media Placement DBA Go West Media,etc.)?
I cannot imagine there isn't more.
My question: Who is The Strategy Group?
What are all of their subsidiaries (eg. Strategic Media Placement DBA Go West Media,etc.)?
I cannot imagine there isn't more.
Fair enough, many DBA’s believe they have god like powers…🤔
May 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Fair enough, many DBA’s believe they have god like powers…🤔
Oofffff. 😂
Don’t walk through the DBA’s office alone after saying that. 🤣
Don’t walk through the DBA’s office alone after saying that. 🤣
May 22, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Oofffff. 😂
Don’t walk through the DBA’s office alone after saying that. 🤣
Don’t walk through the DBA’s office alone after saying that. 🤣
What DBA's do for fun.
I should fight a join club.
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What DBA's do for fun.
TBF dba’s are engineers at most, not programmers. Their code should all be HLL
February 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
TBF dba’s are engineers at most, not programmers. Their code should all be HLL
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The DBA’s New Nuclear Weapon–ABORT_QUERY_EXECUTION joeydantoni.com/2025/08/08/t...
The DBA’s New Nuclear Weapon–ABORT_QUERY_EXECUTION
Yesterday on the r/SQL subreddit there was a post about someone, who’s boss was using ChatGPT to generate queries against an operational database, and in shocking news, the queries sucked and…
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There aren’t many moments in a DBA's career that are more intense than waiting for the restore/recover operation to complete. At least that’s true for me
January 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There aren’t many moments in a DBA's career that are more intense than waiting for the restore/recover operation to complete. At least that’s true for me
Is this even a joke if it’s already kinda DBA’s business strategy
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Is this even a joke if it’s already kinda DBA’s business strategy
The decade I worked in development out of college I did a lot of database work starting out and lemme tell you...
I still remember the senior DBA's name b/c of the fuckups you can make with a query at 3am after/during 90 hour work week that you'd need a dba to fix
I still remember the senior DBA's name b/c of the fuckups you can make with a query at 3am after/during 90 hour work week that you'd need a dba to fix
No longer having to pay taxes bc a 19 y/o DOGE staffer runs a blind delete duplicates on the SSN database removing everyone who has changed their name since 1910
February 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The decade I worked in development out of college I did a lot of database work starting out and lemme tell you...
I still remember the senior DBA's name b/c of the fuckups you can make with a query at 3am after/during 90 hour work week that you'd need a dba to fix
I still remember the senior DBA's name b/c of the fuckups you can make with a query at 3am after/during 90 hour work week that you'd need a dba to fix
The comment section understood the assignment. Blog: Make the Comment Section Look Like a Junior DBA's Search History www.brentozar.com/archive/2025...
Make the Comment Section Look Like a Junior DBA's Search History - Brent Ozar Unlimited®
Here’s a homework challenge:
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August 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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DBA’s will put the lookup table needed for one table on a whole other server and call it “efficient design” and I for one find it disgusting (I had to look for it for 20 minutes)
August 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
DBA’s will put the lookup table needed for one table on a whole other server and call it “efficient design” and I for one find it disgusting (I had to look for it for 20 minutes)
I remember early May 2025: a beautiful 25ºC gamenight during the 2nd round of the playoffs, and 104st was still covered under a layer of winter grime, because the DBA's members are too lazy to do anything for themselves.
Cartmell & the ucp cronies will never bail these losers out. #yeg
Cartmell & the ucp cronies will never bail these losers out. #yeg
Puneeta McBryan had two words to describe the outgoing city council’s performance on promoting Downtown night life and the arts.
“Absolute disaster.” #yeg #yegc
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
“Absolute disaster.” #yeg #yegc
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
'Absolute disaster': Inaction on the arts, Downtown Edmonton night life slammed at mayoral forum
Downtown Business Association CEO calls current council's handling of downtown and arts files an 'absolute disaster'
edmontonjournal.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I remember early May 2025: a beautiful 25ºC gamenight during the 2nd round of the playoffs, and 104st was still covered under a layer of winter grime, because the DBA's members are too lazy to do anything for themselves.
Cartmell & the ucp cronies will never bail these losers out. #yeg
Cartmell & the ucp cronies will never bail these losers out. #yeg
They opened a Sev1 and called up the DBA’s to restore those balances from backup. 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They opened a Sev1 and called up the DBA’s to restore those balances from backup. 🤣
December 31, 2024 at 4:43 PM
with the power of haskell, i can create a list of every UUID ever, on my laptop in a second
checkmate DBA’s/security people
checkmate DBA’s/security people
December 4, 2023 at 1:23 AM
with the power of haskell, i can create a list of every UUID ever, on my laptop in a second
checkmate DBA’s/security people
checkmate DBA’s/security people
T - 3.5 hours
I'm excited to present "The DBA’s Survival Guide: 360° SQL Server Backup and Restore" at the DBA Fundamentals Group!
📅 Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
🕛 Time: 12:00 PM EDT
🌐 Location: Online
🔗 Register here: www.meetup.com/dba-fundamen...
#SQLServer #DBA #DataRecovery #SQLBackup
I'm excited to present "The DBA’s Survival Guide: 360° SQL Server Backup and Restore" at the DBA Fundamentals Group!
📅 Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
🕛 Time: 12:00 PM EDT
🌐 Location: Online
🔗 Register here: www.meetup.com/dba-fundamen...
#SQLServer #DBA #DataRecovery #SQLBackup
July 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
T - 3.5 hours
I'm excited to present "The DBA’s Survival Guide: 360° SQL Server Backup and Restore" at the DBA Fundamentals Group!
📅 Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
🕛 Time: 12:00 PM EDT
🌐 Location: Online
🔗 Register here: www.meetup.com/dba-fundamen...
#SQLServer #DBA #DataRecovery #SQLBackup
I'm excited to present "The DBA’s Survival Guide: 360° SQL Server Backup and Restore" at the DBA Fundamentals Group!
📅 Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
🕛 Time: 12:00 PM EDT
🌐 Location: Online
🔗 Register here: www.meetup.com/dba-fundamen...
#SQLServer #DBA #DataRecovery #SQLBackup
Notable that Sofia stayed rock steady at 330MW for a week when DB A &B were becalmed.
Suggests Sofia has lots of turbines ready to run, as soon as the export side is complete.
Whereas DBA's turbines are limited, and not all DBB's installed yet?
Suggests Sofia has lots of turbines ready to run, as soon as the export side is complete.
Whereas DBA's turbines are limited, and not all DBB's installed yet?
September 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Notable that Sofia stayed rock steady at 330MW for a week when DB A &B were becalmed.
Suggests Sofia has lots of turbines ready to run, as soon as the export side is complete.
Whereas DBA's turbines are limited, and not all DBB's installed yet?
Suggests Sofia has lots of turbines ready to run, as soon as the export side is complete.
Whereas DBA's turbines are limited, and not all DBB's installed yet?