#DEWS
Hey you guys guess what. I just invented my first drink.

It’s called the hummingbird. It’s when you put a tablespoon worth of sugar into a caipirinha, forgetting that you already put sugar into the drink, so you get roughly three mountain dews worth of sugar

(It’s not my best work)
November 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
“I have finally gathered the Infinity Dews! My diabetes will be unstoppable “
November 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My dews my morning dews,,,
November 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
it costs 2k dews i don't have that kind of money wtf
November 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Rise in the Dews
November 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I have read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
November 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
henlo am an martian beetlespider. i collects dews.
November 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Dews toyhouse account has been closed, serves them right for stealing designs 🤣🤣
November 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
trying to ban developing artificial superintelligence in city limits be like
November 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Lol, no need for that. Besides, I have the movie pass subscription for my local theater, so you wouldn't refund anything except refreshments and I ain't billing a stranger for 55 popcorns, 55 Mountain Dews, 55 Buncha Crunch etc.
November 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Angels in the early morning
May be seen the dews among,
Stooping, plucking, smiling, flying:
Do the buds to them belong?
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Pinterest I found while searching for milki's. Posted dews adopts through ai and giving them away for free
November 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’m one or two Alani Nus in the morning then 2-3 fountains 40oz Diet Mtn Dews or Coke Zeroes. I am barely impacted by caffeine at this point. It’s baselining me only.
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I rolled Jaune fpr this entry, but Jaune already had 'Risky Sex' with Mack two days ago so I figurerd it was Dews turn.
And despite the drawing being a bit meh* I think Dew looks charming in high heels.
November 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,

They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;

I have read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:

His day is marching on.
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
country) is attacking. The Chinese and Russian militaries want to enrage you after years of being hit with v2k/dews so you will either become violent or to help them point the finger at the US or your home country. Do not fall for Chinese/Russian military tricks. Second, This shielding needs to
November 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the Cheez-Its are fine, tho' the dates are kinda far apart — the *best by date* is 11 Oct [purchased in late Sept] but the coupon expired IN APRIL!! howevs, these Zero Sugar Mtn Dews, which I just bought on Sunday (1 Nov), are *sell-by* dated 14 Sept ~ so they shouldn't have even been on the shelf!!
November 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I have seen Her in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Her an altar in the evening dews and damps.
I can read Her righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
Her day is marching on!
November 4, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I HAVE SEEN HIM IN THE WATCHFIRES OF A HUNDRED CIRCLING CAMPS

THEY HAVE BUILDED HIM AN ALTAR IN THE EVENING DEWS AND DAMPS

I CAN READ HIS RIGHTEOUS SENTENCE BY THE DIM AND FLARING LAMPS!

HIS DAY IS MARCHING ON
November 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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November 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I have read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
NC and GA haven’t seen this much blue since Sherman rolled thru
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER SEEN ALL OF NORTH CAROLINA TURN BLUE
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
we all deserve mountain dews in my opinion
October 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
You sweaty brooks and dews it shall be you,
October 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM