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Did you hear about the party of owls?

It was a real hoot.

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September 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
...who's Lexia, and why are we dissing her???

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August 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Did you hear about the FFVII cosplayers who got into an incident?

It was a Tifa bout their attire.

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May 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
A team of witches entered a cleaning competition.

Between them all, it was a clean sweep.

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August 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?

It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.

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March 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
My opinion of swamps is meh.

I find them bog-standard.

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July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Have you heard about the bomb disposal expert who was really bad at his job?

At least he went out with a bang.

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April 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.

#PunSky #Puns #WordplaySky #Wordplay #DadJokeSky #DadJokes #JokeSky #Self-deprecatingHumor #Self-deprecatingJokes
March 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Ghosts have incentive to not get afraid. After all, they don't wanna get scared sheetless.

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November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
I hear if one wakes up in an escape room, the experience is quite puzzling.

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October 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Why do ghosts go "boo"?

Because they don’t like spectrecles.

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December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Making coffee from scratch interests me, but I hear it’s quite the grind.

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August 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Woodn't ya know it, turns out proper food storage is Hella gay. :)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT633wEvo/

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September 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
My wife went to the salon hoping for a particular look.

They nailed it.

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June 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
coachmikejames.bsky.social
Cow farts come from the dairy air! 🐄
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a baby in a yellow shirt says lmao
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January 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
My wife's food of choice for work is Pinwheels.

Next time anyone questions this, we should say "you wheely need to be oh-pin-minded".

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October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
An object fell out of my hand in the shower the other day.

It got soaping wet.

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December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Do you know the story behind why the ancient Athenians voted to ostracize the philosopher Bophades?

He couldn’t get away with nuttin'.

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August 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
coachmikejames.bsky.social
I got hit by a bike this morning... It happens every morning... It's a vicious cycle. 🚲
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a baby in a yellow shirt says lmao
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January 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
What do you call a husky singing their song to the tunes you have playing in your car?

A sub-woofer.

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April 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
So I was looking at a photo and wondering, "Is that Seattle?"
But after a moment, I had to declare in disbelief, "No, it Kent be!"
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April 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
coachmikejames.bsky.social
What do biologists wear on casual Friday?... Genes 👖🧬
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a baby in a yellow shirt says lmao
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January 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.

I’m not off-base.

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October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
jerzeejoker.blacksky.app
They got a #DadJokeSky yet? Cause I heard one that’s perfect for fall 😂
icequebe.bsky.social Stone Cold Skeet Austin @icequebe.bsky.social · Nov 23
Can I woo you with some dad jokes? 👉🏾👈🏾🥺
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
My wife @kelseymarie2014.bsky.social complained about struggling with insomnia.

I told them that if their struggles with being an insomniac go on long enough, they should play more Ratchet & Clank plus the older Spyro games.

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May 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM