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Did you hear about the party of owls?

It was a real hoot.

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September 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
...who's Lexia, and why are we dissing her???

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August 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
jmichaelmull.bsky.social
bluesky implies the existence of slapsticksky, self-deprecatingsky, deadpansky, physicalsky, satiresky, surrealsky, and, of course, wordplaysky
March 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
A team of witches entered a cleaning competition.

Between them all, it was a clean sweep.

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August 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?

It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.

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March 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
My opinion of swamps is meh.

I find them bog-standard.

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July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Have you heard about the bomb disposal expert who was really bad at his job?

At least he went out with a bang.

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April 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.

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March 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
I hear if one wakes up in an escape room, the experience is quite puzzling.

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October 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Why do ghosts go "boo"?

Because they don’t like spectrecles.

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December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Making coffee from scratch interests me, but I hear it’s quite the grind.

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August 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
My wife went to the salon hoping for a particular look.

They nailed it.

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June 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
An object fell out of my hand in the shower the other day.

It got soaping wet.

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December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Do you know the story behind why the ancient Athenians voted to ostracize the philosopher Bophades?

He couldn’t get away with nuttin'.

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August 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
What do you call a husky singing their song to the tunes you have playing in your car?

A sub-woofer.

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April 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.

I’m not off-base.

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October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
So I was looking at a photo and wondering, "Is that Seattle?"
But after a moment, I had to declare in disbelief, "No, it Kent be!"
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April 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
What do you say to a martial artist to have them get to it?

Chop chop.

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May 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Did you know there’s a name for the combat style of crustaceans?

It’s called Crab Maga.

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rbree2.bsky.social Brianna Danielle Lewis @rbree2.bsky.social · May 12
What do you say to a martial artist to have them get to it?

Chop chop.

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May 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
A pirate got lost at sea. They complained their directions needed to be more Pacific.

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May 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
Do you know what ghosts and pirates have in common?

They both love boo-ty.

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November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
Do you know why killers tend to be "our people"?

Because they are de-gens.

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rbree2.bsky.social Brianna Danielle Lewis @rbree2.bsky.social · Jun 11
Do you know why killer mains in Dead By Daylight tend to be a lot more honest?

...Because they really know how to slash gen.

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June 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
rbree2.bsky.social
A scout came back from investigating a castle in England to determine how viable it would be to take.

They said "Water moat be a problem."

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May 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
What do you call a predatory bird's meal?

...Falcon LUNCH!

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September 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
rbree2.bsky.social
What do you call it when a character is holding onto a fallen tree to stay above water?

BOAT. LOG!
BOAT. LOG!
BO-O-O-O-OATTT LOG...

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July 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM