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#FunnyMemes #BarHumor #DrinkingHumor #PirateJokes #TipsyBartender #OpticalIllusion #AdultHumor #Nightlife #FunnyPictures #ComedyMemes

A humorous meme showing a lively, upscale bar filled with people socializing and drinking. In the center, a woman with long brown hair wears a white crop top and short white skirt while standing at a tall wooden table. Her unusually long legs, exaggerated by the image's perspective and proportions, resemble wooden peg legs.
White text at the top reads: "I had way too much to drink I thought she was a pirate."
The joke refers to the woman's legs appearing like a pirate's wooden peg legs.
At the bottom, a turquoise banner displays the words "TIPSY BARTENDER" alongside a cartoon bartender holding a drink.

October 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM

lawreiffert.bsky.social

@lawreiffert.bsky.social

🏴‍☠️ “Captain, I found the treasure!” 💰
“Excellent! What is it?”
“Your credit card bill.” 😭😂☠️

ARRR… who else can relate? 😂👇
Tag a matey who needs to hear this! 🏴‍☠️⚓

#TalkLikeAPirateDay #PirateJokes #AhoyMatey #Funny #PirateLife

September 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM

case oddity

@caseoddity.bsky.social

Also I am loving getting a chance to explore more non-D&D games. Pirate Borg is pretty quick to pick up, and at least in our game, it's one of those where you roll your stats and THEN decide your class, which is a fun way to randomize things.

And there's a MUSIC VIDEO.

So Many Ways To Die-A Pirate Borg Sea Shanty #pirates #stopmotion #piratejokes #pirateborg #dadjokes

YouTube video by Tales From The Black Gull

www.youtube.com

May 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM

J. W. Cornelius

@jwcornelius.bsky.social

#SillySunday!
A quick improv/collab with some of the crew.
Drink the rum and suffer the worst fate of all…
An eternity of bad #piratejokes!
#captiveaudience

youtu.be/fCK3_HzdAcQ?...

“Curse of the Cocktail Comedian”

YouTube video by Pirate’s Parley Gaming!

youtu.be

January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM

Matted with Satsy

@satsy.bsky.social

Hope everyone's looking forward to #DKBananza in a few days!

I KNOW I [can't play it for a while]!! It looks like fun either way! I will play vicariously through streamers for a while!

#fanart #DK #Pauline #Pollywantacracker #piratejokes

DK Bananza fanart. DK is teasing Pauline who is sat on his shoulder as he walks along.

July 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM

Taco Viking

@tacoviking.bsky.social

#DailyZombie loves pirate jokes!

#TalkLikeAPirate #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay #PirateJokes #Zombie #Illustration #DigitalArt #DailyArt #ArtReels #CartoonReels #Cartoon #Drawing #Art #illustration #OC #OCart #ZombieCartoon

September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM

🏳️‍🌈 Becka D 🏳️‍⚧️

@sfdcnerd.bsky.social

Total dad joke. RT: @piratejokes: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

November 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM

Freaky Fae Studio

@freakyfaestudio.bsky.social

#cartoon #cartoonlovers #animationmeme #piratejokes #indieanimation #pirateshow #yoho #missadventures

October 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM

Freaky Fae Studio

@freakyfaestudio.bsky.social

Some days you really just don't want to bury another body. Being a pirate is hard.

More at Freaky Fae Studio, where we put the freakiness in every frame!
#cartoonlovers #animationmeme #piratejokes #indieanimation #pirateshow #stevenuniversememe