#Degrees
80 degrees on Halloween 😱
November 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
it 200 degrees out
July 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Neil degrees Tyson Explaining the "God of the Gaps".
April 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
its finally less than 70 degrees outside
September 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
College degrees can be revoked. Your move harvard
May 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it’s so wild how 40 degrees weather in february is so much warmer than 40 degrees weather in october
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
0 degrees outside. Indoor fetch
January 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hell yeah!
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Don't worry everyone, I can fix this!
September 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Obama’s inauguration -
28 degrees
I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
just to make that clear for the rest of the world, that's -9 degrees *fahrenheit.* -23 degrees *celsius*.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all
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May 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
So, yesterday the US set a new March temperature record of 110 degrees, beating the old record by two degrees.

Today the US set a new March temperature record of 112 degrees, beating the new record by two degrees and the old one by four degrees.
March 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
kelvin:

0 degrees: everything dead
100 degrees: everything dead
200 degrees: you're not gonna believe this, but...
fahrenheit:

0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot

celsius:

0 degrees: a bit cold
100 degrees: everything dead
celsius can't properly convey how bad the situation is. you're running around telling people "it's going to be 38C tomorrow"?
June 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
September 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
sim CHAPPELL ROAN esta like hundred ninety-nine degrees aqui em casa hoje COMO ADIVINHOU
September 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Degrees
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
President JFK’s 1961 inauguration speech was outside in 22 degrees.

President Carter’s 1977 speech was outside in 28 degrees.

Reagan’s speech in 1985 was outside in 7 degrees.

President Obama’s 2009 speech was outside in 28 degrees.

The orange felon is weak.
January 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
fahrenheit:

0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot

celsius:

0 degrees: a bit cold
100 degrees: everything dead
celsius can't properly convey how bad the situation is. you're running around telling people "it's going to be 38C tomorrow"?
June 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
oh its 108 degrees?? cute. i hadnt really noticed or given a shit. from my point of view it actually feels more closer to 0 degrees
September 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
“Four score and seventy degrees ago…”
January 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will.

*rotates you 90 degrees*
September 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM