#Dies
Tate McRae Reveals If She Stops Dancing She Dies https://theonion.com/tate-mcrae-reveals-if-she-stops-dancing-she-dies/
November 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
god i hope he dies soon
November 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Again, if this isn't a fluke, the Republican Party dies
Some more bonkers stats here: white voters in the South aged 18-29 are now essentially voting like northern Democrats.
('24-->'26 swing in parentheses):

· Alabama: 45% (D+38)
· West Virginia: 47% (D+41)
· Kentucky: 47% (D+39)
· Florida: 52% (D+28)
· Georgia: 52% (D+32)
· South Carolina: 52% (D+38)
Also, as of right now, Democrats are winning the House vote in *checks notes* Utah and *checks notes again* Indiana
November 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Just wait till he dies…
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November 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
MAGA DIES TONIGHT
November 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Democracy dies in Bezos
November 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Remember that the president is 80 years old and could absolutely get so mad that he dies tonight
November 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Even if he resigns he should still be hauled in front of committees every month until he dies
November 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
November 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
if he dies he dies
November 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I can't wait until he dies.
November 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I have body goals and Im HERE TO ACHIEVE IT!!!!
#NSFW #FATANDFIT #Biggirlfitness also if (s)he dies (s)he dies. Get out there and do it💖💖💖💖
November 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Man if the big asshole dies this could be on the Mt Rushmore of Good Weeks
LONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.
November 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i hope today makes him so mad he dies
November 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Everything Trump touches dies: LIV Golf is officially shutting down after five years, $5 billion blown.
November 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Everything he touches dies
November 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm glad she's hurt and upset. I hope she dies very sad!
NEW: In a bitter post-defeat interview with one of her favorite beltway media errand-runners (Carl Hulse of The New York Times) Susan Collins lashes out, putting the blame for her loss squarely on the voters themselves; says Mainers lost sight of what matters. #MEpolitics
November 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Everything he touches dies.
hell bent on bankrupting the US like all of his other businesses

🖕🏾 trump
November 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Nah, spooky never dies if you carry it in your heart.
November 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Because everything the chump touches dies.

This has become a universal truism.
November 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
exploring kokiri forest after the great deku tree dies in the remake feels like this image
November 5, 2026 at 7:31 AM
So we all know that if Trump dies in the next two years, Miller shivs Vance and tries to declare himself Fuhrer, right?
November 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Sit on his Face,
If he Dies,
He Dies!
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November 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
They made StickyKeys but every time you do it a flock of birds dies
November 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ETTD - Everything Trump Touches Dies
November 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM