#Eloning
Hear
All The Ashley
St. Claire’s
With Their
Pimps
In The Shadows
We Don’t Want 
To Hear
We’ll Make Our
Own
Documentaries
And Mini-Series
We’ll Be Eloning
To Mars
For Infinity
We’ll Make Our
Own
Documentary
And Mini-Series
About
The Truth
Of The Physicists
And How
We Fly
We Don’t Lie
And We’ll Send…
September 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’m sure Vivian is supportive despite her toxic team of haters. All publicity is good publicity!
The issue is her/his heart’s balance in bizarre warfare.
Prayers! #IKR xo @elon.mu.sk @elonjet.net #4billionmothersstrong #Robots #Inventors #AI #KidsHome #MommyAndMe #Eloning #Priorities #USA #Moms #Mom
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Hell, back during Trump 1.0 somebody made a post about exterminating every trans person on what is now Xitter (and this was BEFORE the eloning). The level of engagement varied, but by and large a lot of the far right agreed, tot he point some of them said they'd do it personally if they could.
August 16, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Build a wide net of social media presence so when things go to shit (as it did with the Eloning, as it looks like it will with this new CEO), you have a fallback.

Look in to more FOSS oriented options (i.e. Fedi, as flawed as it is) to combat the bullshit laws.
August 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It’s clear to me that the owners of Bluesky are ‘eloning’ it to reprogram the the members. Site Admin can’t block bots or bot families, & the extreme reduction in interaction isn’t even being *discussed. I’m not dumb.
Congratulations Bluesky, you’re Controlled Opposition, too. Smfh

@jay.bsky.team
July 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
He couldn't learn to fake looting in PoE2.
I, to this day, refer to looting an item while my inventory is open as "Eloning it".
I blame the Vaal temple altar things, but sometimes I Elon it on my own and have no excuse.
July 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Since an echo of Jax Discourse has apparently come up, I want to remind the people who are being assholes about her being a trans woman (and that is what she is) that during the last days of twitter before the Eloning, people were calling for more messy queer art.
July 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
In any case it should be faster than Starlink even if base case, and on par if not $10/mo cheaper depending on which plan I end up with. De-Eloning with objectively better specs? Sign me up. As I did.
June 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Funny that in the last days of the former bird site before The Eloning, one of the more frustrating discourse incidents was people arguing for the re-instantiation of the Hayes code.
"I swear to fucking god, people just want to create a Hays Code equivalent specifically for queer art"
June 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Elon Eloning. Not much in other words.
May 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
LRS: A quality shift happened after the great post-eloning migration, esp. post invite-code days. Things weren't terrible but they very much back-slid into being pre-elon Xitter when previously it was something better.
April 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
LRS: I have said this ever since "the eloning" 4 years ago (holy crap, has it been that long? What is time).

The two things a social media site needs to function are as follows.

1. No Nazis or other similar bigots whatsoever, period.

2. Full allowance for horny stuff so long as it's from adults.
March 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm going to say what I've been repeatedly saying since "the Eloning" of Xitter in 2022.

A good social network needs 2 things to thrive.

1. Complete allowance of NSFW things provided all involved are adults.

2. Zero tolerance for Nazis of any kind.
February 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Been keeping this under wraps, but I can finally let the dog out of the bag. I was one of the tree people in the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show. Thanks Benito for the opportunity… career highlight honestly 😂🌿❤️ #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I forgot Jemaine was Eloning it up in this.

#FrightClub
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We didn't need that. No Thankyou IDF. Our boys find the Israeli Honeypot nasty- the diseases gross- smelly-we just want out families. For real. Naturally. Xo #IKR @elonjet.net @aclu.org @cybtrkdud.bsky.social @elonmuskfans87.bsky.social @teslamotorsclub.bsky.social #LoveNFamily #Eloning #NoShotwell
a drawing of an infinite road with birds in the middle
ALT: a drawing of an infinite road with birds in the middle
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January 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Elon- June- That's not very nice. Shall we send an 'Ono pono' healing loving affirmation to our Cybertruck baby?
Are you ok?
Let's include our kids!
We miss you!
Be safe!!!
All love!!! Xo #IKR @elonjet.net @elon.mu.sk #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Eloning #WeLoveHimAnyways #ShakinMillerMolds #Moms
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeah.
God Son learned no Santa. I still believe in Santa Elon.
Do you? Happy Christmas.
May your tax be refunded by the Miller Mossad very soon. #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social @aclu.org #SantaElon #Eloning #BeautyNCyberbeast #Cybertruck4Me #Moms #4BillionMothersStrong #FateLovesIranyActually
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
While Bsky wasn't my first choice of a fallback spot (that was Cohost, which was by far my favorite social media space in its prime), this place has been orders of magnitude better for me then the bird site had ever been even before The Eloning(tm).
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM