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MAGA:

Making America Globally Avoided.

#TrumpEra
#RespectedAndFeared
#ExceptNot
#FascistStateOfTrump
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bareinthewoods.bsky.social
What a shame. All that plastic surgery and hair extensions for what?

Nothing.

I feel bad for her #ExceptNot
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
dlpr.bsky.social
Jack Schlossberg from the top rope 🤣
tweet from Jack Schlossberg that reads LETS INVESTIGATE ALL THE ASSASSINATION PLOTS EXCEPTNOT THE ONE WE STAGED LAST SUMMER
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
bareinthewoods.bsky.social
The dark shades give him an air of trustworthiness

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February 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
bareinthewoods.bsky.social
30,000 in a facility designed to hold 800. And I'm SURE it'll be just like the "summer camp" they advertise that it's going to be.

#ExceptNot
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bareinthewoods.bsky.social
And he fired a 40 year, highly decorated and respected General in a fucking post to his POS network. That's how he found out...

Nothing but class #ExceptNot
February 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
633 - Ganon's Hyrule Castle Tower 15: Reading Rainbow
Seriously, a whole ass library and only 2 things to read!?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dungeon #HyruleCastle #endgame #library #reading #books #somany #exceptnot #justacouple #thatsit #weak
Link (standing before a full bookcase): Holy damn! The Hyrulean royal library! So many books, such an abundance of knowledge I can access! Book #1 (located on some kind of pedestal) Book #2 (sitting on a stand) and that's it
April 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
551 - Hungry Like the Wolf
It's cute that they try though
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #animals #wolves #hunting #predator #exceptnot #prey #imonthehunt #youfools #donttrytocrossme
Wolf: You smell the Hylian, don't ya? Looks like we're eatin' good toni- An arrow is shot through the wolf, turning it into raw meat, surprising the other wolf with an "ARF!?!" Link stands on a hill, silhouetted by the fiery glow of a Great Flameblade (except for the glasses, striking fear into the heart of the remaining wolf. Link: Oh you silly wolfies: did you really think the Hero of Hyrule, the princess' champion, would be prey to the inferior predator in this kingdom? Looks like I'LL be eating good tonight!
March 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
599 - Tunic of the Martyr
"Oh yeah, I need to upgrade my armor, don't I?"
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #armor #TunicOfTheWild #finallygotit #readytogo #HyruleCastle #endgame #exceptnot #upgrades #needitbadly #weak #squishy
Link: Now that I'm finally dressed properly, I'm ready to storm Hyrule Castle and roast that Calamity Ganon on a spit! Link proceeds to be hit by an arrow from an off-screen foe, losing all but a quarter of his massive health.
March 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
721 - A Simmer at Worst
An apparatus that doesn't suck, but still pissed me off at the sight of it
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dlc #downloadablecontent #ChampionsBallad #GoronCity #Shrines #puzzles #fun #apparatus #motioncontrols #expecttheworst #exceptnot #notsobad #neat
Link: Man, this Shrine really is inventive! So many fire traps with different ways to solve each one, it's super cool- Link (looking over at his last challenge): Wait a minute... Link (losing his mind): AN APPARATUS!!! GUH- Censor Bar: Actually, this apparatus wasn't that bad. It was really easy, in fact. Didn't last a minute. So, no big deal.
May 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
508 - Hero of the People
Making an awful lot of assumptions there
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Necluda #MountTaran #Shrines #ShrineQuest #miniboss #Hinox #slaythebeasts #openthedoor #savethepeople #exceptnot #empty #noonearoundformiles
Stone Tablet: Kill all three giants on Mount Tara and claim their orbs to reveal the Shrine. Link: Yes, I get to kill big monsters, terrorizing the people of this land! Link (in a zoomed-out shot of the mountain, showing how barren and empty it is): All of the people... saving them... And getting the Shrine Orb.
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
613 - Ganon's Hyrule Castle Tower 3: Cooking Corner
It's not 100% of an evil infested castle is contaminated
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dungeons #HyruleCastle #endgame #malice #evil #corrupted #everywhere #nowhereissafe #exceptnot #smallcorner #safe #chill #cooking #restup #convenient
Link (narrating over the Malice infested castle): In this ruinous hellscape of Malice and evil that used to be Hyrule Castle, you wouldn't think there'd be a safe respite to collect oneself. Link (calmly cooking in the middle of all the Malice): And yet here I am cooking a nice meal like it's no big whoop.
March 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
683 - The Pros of Having Skills
A strat has been found!
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dlc #downloadablecontent #ChampionsBallad #OneHitObliterator #enemies #stealthkill #sneaky #misuse #waste #exceptnot #doesntcount #strategy #trick #foundone #discovery
Link successfully stealth kills an enemy with the One-Hit Obliterator, making it POOF in blood and monster parts, but in an ordinary fashion. Link: Kind of a waste, using the obliterator on a stealth kill, but it is what it- Link notices that the obliterator is still humming with power, it's single use still active. Link stares in amazement as he realizes: STEALTH KILLS DON'T COUNT AS A USE OF THE ONE-HIT OBLITERATOR!!!
April 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
189 - The Sweet Embrace of Mipha's Grace
I finally died, only to not die. If it weren't for all the close calls, this playthrough would've been so much more boring
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #lostallmyhealth #aftersolong #finally #gameover #exceptnot #Mipha #MiphasGrace #saved #nevermind
Link (with holy light shining on him and Ave Maria playing in the background): So this is it. After about 72 hours of total play time, I finally lost all of my health. I have at last done what several other players have done since the beginning of the game. At long last I have die- Mipha: I am always happy to help, Link! Link (fully healed): Oh yeah, I got Mipha's Grace.
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
fabgayhousehubby.bsky.social
In today’s America: throw a sub sandwich at a cop = felony assault. Beat the crap out of a cop on Jan 6 = presidential pardon. Apparently justice now comes with a side of hypocrisy. 🥪👮‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ #EqualJusticeForAll #ExceptNot #gay #Politics #gaypolitics #gayguy #queerlife #FYP #fabgayhousehubby
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August 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
... Oh, we're playing the Flyers then. I suddenly feel less bad about missing the hockey due to being at a con. #hockeyomg (#exceptnot)
December 6, 2024 at 5:44 AM
corriespondent.bsky.social
Worst night of sleep ever. #slightexaggeration #exceptnot #birthdayboy #sneakerbeaker

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Corrie Haffly on Instagram: "Worst night of sleep ever. #slightexaggeration #exceptnot #birthdayboy #sneakerbeaker"
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December 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
bareinthewoods.bsky.social
F.B.I. Director Celebrates Olympic Hockey Victory on Day of Mar-a-Lago Shooting - The New York Times share.google/U8ze44kwpUnB...

I can see he's taking Trump's shooter seriously

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February 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
779 - Dungeon of Resurrection 10: A Hole (any hole) is a Goal
Yeah, but I'm in a hurry
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dlc #downloadablecontent #ChampionsBallad #dungeons #FinalTrial #puzzles #mechanism #spinning #hole #opening #hurry #barelymadeit #exceptnot #multiple #couldvewaited #impatient
Link hurriedly dashes through a hole in a giant spinning cog, stopping with a SKRRRRR Link breathes a sigh of relief (PHEW), wiping the sweat off his brow. Link: Almost didn't make it in! A shot of the cog behind him shows how the cog works. Arrow: Could've waited for the next hole to spin into place!
June 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
759 - Apparatu Outta Here
Another apparatus that doesn't suck as much, is there a unicorn around too?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dlc #downloadablecontent #ChampionsBallad #GerudoDesert #Shrines #puzzles #apparatus #motioncontrols #expecttheworst #exceptnot #notthatbad #actuallyprettyclever
Sheikah Monk Voice Over: To open the path forward, you must figure out how many of each colored ball is inside this box. To do that, you must shake the box around using- Link (interrupting in frustration): AN APPARATUS!!! GUH- Censor Box: Okay, in their defense, this Shrine is actually clever, and I respect that. Not ideal, but not THAT big a deal.
May 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
650 - Final Boss Ganon Finale: The End Question Mark
That's right folks, there's still one more arc to go!
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #endgame #theend #beatthegame #thatsallfolks #exceptnot #dlc #downloadablecontent #morestory #werenotdoneyet
Link: And there we have it: 650 installments worth of hit-or-miss observational comedy about what I would call my second favorite Zelda game! And now the calamity is over and peace has been restored to Hyrule! Narration: And that would be the end of it... if it weren't for the fact that about 6 months after I beat Breath of the Wild, some DLC came out, including more story stuff that I go back and play through! Link: Wait, what's that now?
April 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
614 - Ganon's Hyrule Castle Tower 4: What to Expect
There are all kinds of ways to make things challenging
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dungeon #HyruleCastle #endgame #enemies #SilverBokoblins #usedtoit #tooeasy #expectations #shouldntbetoobad #exceptnot #Guardians #challenging
Link (striking down a Silver Bokoblin): I used to be scared of these silver bros, but I guess killing a bunch of 'em made them easier to deal with. Link (as he's being targeted by a dozen Decayed Guardians): I guess this big bad final level will be easier to deal with than I thought.
March 25, 2026 at 2:07 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
595 - It Can FINALLY End!
This comic does not adequately describe just how long I spent sitting around waiting for this damn blood moon!
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #bloodmoon #rises #dangerous #exceptnot #Shrines #ShrineQuest #justwhatineeded #finally #itsover #aftersolong #sweetrelief
Zelda (voice over): Link, a Blood Moon rises over Hyrule once again! All slain monsters will rise and walk the earth as if death never came! Please be careful when- Link (joyously tearing his clothes off as Hallelujah sings in the background): YES!!! FINALLY!!! I'M FINALLY FREE!!! AH-HA!!!
March 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
594 - I'm Holding Out For a Hero For Quite a While
I don't think the ancient Sheikah considering how much time would be a factor in the future
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #calamity #armagedon #needahero #hewillsaveus #anyminutenow #exceptnot #Shrines #ShrineQuest #bloodmoon #stillwaiting
Goron: ANOTHER CARAVAN HAS BEEN ATTACKED!!! Hylian: BUT THE HERO'S BACK!!! HE'LL BE LIBERATING HYRULE CASTLE ANY MOMENT NOW, I'M SURE!!! Link (angrily standing on the Shrine platform in his underwear): I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna stay right here, right at this very spot, until I get a goddamn Blood Moon! I don't care how long it's gonna take, I don't care if Ganon leaves the castle and kills everything, I want the fucking classic tunic already!
March 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
stephendcomics.bsky.social
562 - Wacky Races
Surfing with sand seals is cool and all, but it's more chill than exciting
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #GerudoDesert #Shrines #ShrineQuest #sandseals #walrus #shieldsurfing #sandsurfing #race #sportsevent #exciting #exceptnot #prettychill #leisurely
Sports Commentator: This is truly a sight to behold: an awesome spectacle! The Champion of Hyrule, chosen wielder of the Master Sword, cross-dresser extraordinaire Link: testing his mettle in the sand seal races for a chance to enter the Shrine! Truly, this is the challenge of a lifetime! Link (shield surfing with a sand seal): To be perfectly honest, this is more of a leisurely ride.
March 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM