#EyeGlasses
I have obtained my new eyeglasses
March 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
#deltarune #fanart tenna and his self branded eyeglasses
July 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We're in for a scramble: Hatching-tide is almost here! 🎵

Get ready for festivities in celebration of profoundly prophetic dreams and exceptionally eggy eggs starting Monday, March 23! 🥚 sqex.to/amd8K
March 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
April 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
the bourgeois practice of wearing eyeglasses
There's plenty of other interesting things about the talk---like Kadji Amin saying "the bourgeois practice of introspection" like 12 minutes in rofl
June 20, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I love my fancy new eyeglasses! 👓💜💙
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 AM
July 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
June 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When the eyeglasses come off, you know it's about to get serious.
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Number 95: eyeglasses that allow you to preheat your oven
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I know eyeglasses are too inexpensive when I’m considering getting a pair of these 
August 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
eyeglasses that scan your retinas and adjust to your prescription
Take a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
April 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I lost my eyeglasses and can't see well enough to find my eyeglasses! Does this happen to anyone else?
June 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*puts on eyeglasses*

Ohhhhhhhh.

*B*ellator.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“The Philadelphia Court system has banned all smart/AI eyeglasses from courtrooms and soon, anyone who attempts to bring any eyeglasses with audio and/or video recording capabilities into a courtroom in the city could face arrest.”
Philadelphia courts ban all smart/AI eyeglasses, violators could face arrest
Starting Monday, March 30, 2026, those who bring eyeglasses equipped with video/audio recording capability to court could face arrest, officials say.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
April 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
📸 Truffles The Kitty
September 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Star Trek jokes:

Q: What are Vulcan eyeglasses called?
A: Spocktacles
#joke 2 of n
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I swear, if this makes wearing black hipster eyeglasses socially unacceptable I’m going to lose my shit.
Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses that have been used to secretly film members of the public have often been dubbed “pervert glasses”. Despite the backlash, tech firms are still doubling down on AI eyewear
How tech firms hope to beat the backlash against “pervert glasses”
Creating a device for the AI era is hard
bit.ly
September 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
so Panda went to the groomer today
April 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My bonkers new reading glasses have arrived. 😂
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Wtaf
December 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
September 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I ❤️ my snazzy new eyeglasses! 🤓
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM