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leyawn.bsky.social
hot lady: wow that was so good your dick is crazy. also can i buy a billion gpus from you

me (thinking): damn she must really like me
November 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
arif.bsky.social
Next GPUs are the NVIDIA H3H300
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
edzitron.com
Jensen Huang has been selling powerful NVIDIA GPUs to Akatsuki in direct violation of US trade law.
November 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
abeardedpanda.bsky.social
TFW an attractive woman starts asking me about GPUs and semiconductor supply chains
November 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
bloomfilters.plus
you're telling me that the king of GPUs, the guy who eats sleeps GPUs repeats, the one whose mission is to put a GPU in your rice cooker and a GPU in your vibrator, was having, what one may call, an "embarrassingly parallel" relationship,
November 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
skateintraffic.bsky.social
I gave you one billion GPUs pls respond
November 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
mckay4senate.bsky.social
She let me hit because I sell GPUs to China
November 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
iskamag.com
waow you can put so much GPUs in that thing
athomashemlock.bsky.social Andrew @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 6h
That's about the best goddamn thing I've seen in a while.
November 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social
...well don't leave us in suspense, did you get her the gpus?
November 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
enikofox.com
morally reprehensible to smuggle GPUs to china for AI when there are gamers in need out there
November 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
jonathan.eylerwerve.com
Is this about the GPUs
November 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
edzitron.com
Jensen Huang is, aside from everything else, a genuinely embarrassing example of what it means to be a man. As the CEO of the largest company on the American stock market and the bedrock of the entire Al bubble, all he had to do was keep selling GPUs and simply sell Alice Huang some GPUs without any of that messy romance - but his worthless, cowardly, weak-willed ass couldn't help himself. If you are a guy who feels compelled to defend Jensen Huang because of any allegiance to the Al industry or men in general, you are a colossal loser and have the mindset of a peasant. The tech industry should outright reject weak-willed and morally-corrupt losers like Jensen Huang. As one of the richest and most-powerful people in the world, we should hold NVIDIA's CEO to the highest standards imaginable both legally and socially, and that includes crucifying him for embarrassing his wife, his family, his company and his country. From the circular finance to the infidelity to the lies to the intimidation to the fucking brazen nature of all of the above, everything Huang has done is utterly repulsive, and should be treated as such. And let's not forget that he has forced billions of dollars' worth of GPUs on hyperscalers months before they need them, massively inflating the price of RAM and all consumer electronics as a result, all as a means of creating perpetual growth for NVIDIA - a truly horrifying and immoral act that made billions of people's lives worse so that a company could hit its quarterly revenue estimates. Those defending this practice too have the minds of peasants, and crave the abusive control of a feudal lord with their entire being. NVIDIA should fire Jensen Huang immediately, along with its general counsel. The US government should immediately start a criminal investigation into Megaspeed and all connected counterparties, as well as anyone at NVIDIA who oversaw any smuggling operations. The SEC should thoroughly investigate NVIDIA's revenue recognition standards…
November 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
(FT) - The woman at the centre of the Nvidia spying scandal pitched an AI chips deal to China-based investors, touting her ability to secure the US company’s coveted GPUs ..

@financialtimes.com #$NVDA
www.ft.com/content/5d8c...
November 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
thebadcode.com
dawg what do you *mean* we sold gpus to china because of Ballroom, why is everything gas leak watergate
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d
The Huang scandal, in brief:
*had an affair with someone suspected of being a Chinese spy
*Trump was warned in May
*Trump insisted on keeping Huang as a trusted AI advisor
*Huang persuaded Trump to let him sell his chips to China after $25M ballroom donation
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/u...
Rubio Warned Officials About Nvidia Chief’s Entanglement With Chinese Spy (Gift Article)
The secretary of state’s role in drafting a secret memo highlights how top officials were concerned by this past spring about Jensen Huang’s relationship with a woman tied to Chinese intelligence.
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
edzitron.com
Me, september 22 2026
www.wheresyoured.at/wherere-all-...
Neoclouds and Hyperscalers Have Over $374 Billion In “Construction In Progress” Assets, With An Estimated $200 Billion+ In GPUs Sitting In Warehouses Microsoft, as a deeply unhelpful and deceptive company, does not disclose its “construction in progress” on its balance sheet — the place where companies put everything that they’re building, and in the era of AI, their unbuilt data centers and yet-to-be-installed GPUs (or, in Google’s case, its custom TPU AI chips).
November 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
greyalien.bsky.social
Perhaps as penance that dude (or sucessor) could sell some reasonably priced GPUs for a change?
November 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
adhdgobl.in
That makes sense. "My dick is crazy and I have a billion GPUs" is my go-to pick up line.
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
thomasfuchs.at
My weather app is trying to get me to sell GPUs to China
“Hotter than 98% of users”
November 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
nysnarkexchange.bsky.social
Guess their GPUs are good for something other than AI.
November 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
edzitron.com
Didn’t even realize he was married. Oh no! Naughty naughty Jensen! You can’t ship another woman billions of dollars of GPUs!
November 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
mesosemia.bsky.social
Maybe he just wanted to sell more gpus and the whole honeypot thing is a fig leaf
November 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
daisyowl.com
that one pixel has been drawn by gpus, as a lower bound:

163,342,908,614,246,000,000 times
carl sagan, smiling billionly
November 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
danglinghemmie.bsky.social
brb about to get $2B in gpus from jensen huang
November 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
voraciousopolis.bsky.social
GPUs COST MORE THAN EVER BECAUSE THIS FUCKER CHEATED ON HIS WIFE I AM TURNING INTO THE JOKER
November 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
qoop.ca
even if it does, the open-weight models have gotten pretty good. They'd have to stop making GPUs entirely.
November 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM