#Glorified
No modern president has glorified violence as much as this one
Here’s Trump threatening violence, calling for his political enemies’ executions, celebrating the deaths of people he didn’t like, and otherwise casually promoting political violence. There was also the small matter of Jan. 6 and subsequent pardons for violent felons.
April 27, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Rudy's glorified cigarette lighter.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Going to work sick shouldn't be glorified.
July 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My favourite thing about JK Rowling claiming she lived through poverty is the state provided her with a one-bedroom flat which she always refers to as “a glorified bedsit”. The “glorified” bit is: a separate bedroom and living room.
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This seems like glorified check kiting
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
what is a wife guy but a glorified squeeze machine
September 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?

Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
glorified morning doodle
February 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Wait they’re CHARGING people for those glorified press releases?
October 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Bitcoin was “inevitable”. It’s now a glorified casino.

Ethereum was “inevitable”. It’s now a glorified casino other casinos run off.

NFTs were “inevitable”. They’re all worthless jpegs now.

Metaverse was “inevitable”. It’s now a bunch of VRChat clones with double digit monthly users.
December 12, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Progress update on my glorified dollhouse
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i’m sorry, if you’re asking a glorified chat program how you should raise your kids, you should be reported to CPS
This article about what tech people want for their kids is revealing, but this is amazing. This is the one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and why I want all of this AI nonsense to stop

How insane do you have to be to think this is something LLMs can do? What are we doing here?
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
reminder that the scaffolding for this already exists with mental health and addiction courts and drug treatment facilities that are glorified prison labor
April 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BREAKING: Over-glorified blogger continues to demand unearned respect from people whose journalistic reputation she is destroying
During today's editorial call, Bari Weiss doubled down on pulling the CECOT segment while lashing out at Sharyn Alfonsi:

"The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one where we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest and editorial matters, and do so with respect."
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Despite having glorified war crimes, Hegseth was confirmed due to his exemplary personal life.
Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.

Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.

They voted to confirm him anyway.
Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
back when America cared about corruption rather than glorified it on a regular basis
September 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
#ColorfulMonday
Lora Zmac created "Glorified Nine Patch In Solids." And WOW is this ever Glorified.
Lora commented that she liked working with solid fabric because it showcases the skill of the quilter!
April 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
He is more concerned with ballroom, with regard to renovations and being a glorified maitre’d
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
you don't have 'nonhuman' members you have glorified chatbots
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
glorified hot cross bun 🙄
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
dudes think they're having a relationship with the AI from Her when in fact they're dating glorified Clippy
we should probably judge them a lot, and harshly, and in public, until they stop doing this shit. one woman's opinion.
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
does anyone dream of becoming a glorified janitor for a LLM
AI Boosters: Don’t worry, AI will create LOTS of jobs!

The jobs:
September 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
it rules so hard that the guys who just fucked up a glorified podcast spent yesterday seeding fake-crowd conspiracies
August 13, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Glorified Helper
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM