Can Trump transition nominee Gothmog lower America’s egg prices with his new firebrand policies?
November 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Can Trump transition nominee Gothmog lower America’s egg prices with his new firebrand policies?
>named gothmog
>mogged 0 goths
who wrote this shit
>mogged 0 goths
who wrote this shit
August 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
>named gothmog
>mogged 0 goths
who wrote this shit
>mogged 0 goths
who wrote this shit
GOTHMOG: "The Age of Man is over. The time of the Orc has come!"
SULADÂN THE SERPENT LORD, KHAN OF THE EASTERN HOSTS OF HARAD, COMMANDER OF THE LEFT WING: "Sorry, what was that?"
GOTHMOG: "Uhhhhh."
SULADÂN THE SERPENT LORD, KHAN OF THE EASTERN HOSTS OF HARAD, COMMANDER OF THE LEFT WING: "Sorry, what was that?"
GOTHMOG: "Uhhhhh."
May 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
GOTHMOG: "The Age of Man is over. The time of the Orc has come!"
SULADÂN THE SERPENT LORD, KHAN OF THE EASTERN HOSTS OF HARAD, COMMANDER OF THE LEFT WING: "Sorry, what was that?"
GOTHMOG: "Uhhhhh."
SULADÂN THE SERPENT LORD, KHAN OF THE EASTERN HOSTS OF HARAD, COMMANDER OF THE LEFT WING: "Sorry, what was that?"
GOTHMOG: "Uhhhhh."
JIMINY GLICK: Gothmog, so HAPPY to see you! Parts of you anyway! <leaning in, high pitched> When is the time of the orc, Gothmog?
GOTHMOG: It is—
GLICK: Because at 4:30 my sons Matthew and MODINE have dressage training.
GOTHMOG:
GLICK: You look like EVIL COTTON CANDY! <chair falls over>
GOTHMOG: It is—
GLICK: Because at 4:30 my sons Matthew and MODINE have dressage training.
GOTHMOG:
GLICK: You look like EVIL COTTON CANDY! <chair falls over>
January 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Gothmog, so HAPPY to see you! Parts of you anyway! <leaning in, high pitched> When is the time of the orc, Gothmog?
GOTHMOG: It is—
GLICK: Because at 4:30 my sons Matthew and MODINE have dressage training.
GOTHMOG:
GLICK: You look like EVIL COTTON CANDY! <chair falls over>
GOTHMOG: It is—
GLICK: Because at 4:30 my sons Matthew and MODINE have dressage training.
GOTHMOG:
GLICK: You look like EVIL COTTON CANDY! <chair falls over>
The Fall of Gondolin: Ecthelion vs Gothmog
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 PM
The Fall of Gondolin: Ecthelion vs Gothmog
The age of Deadpool... is over.
The time... of the squirrel girl.... has come.
The time... of the squirrel girl.... has come.
January 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The age of Deadpool... is over.
The time... of the squirrel girl.... has come.
The time... of the squirrel girl.... has come.
As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 AM
As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth 🔥
-Art by MarioFegan 🎨
-Art by MarioFegan 🎨
March 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth 🔥
-Art by MarioFegan 🎨
-Art by MarioFegan 🎨
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
August 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
Good, but we are still far too close. The Fascists are still quite popular and the ORCs keep killing and kidnapping.
Gothmog Orc from Lord of the Rings
ALT: Gothmog Orc from Lord of the Rings
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July 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Good, but we are still far too close. The Fascists are still quite popular and the ORCs keep killing and kidnapping.
BILL SIMMONS: I was always a Lurtz guy
GOTHMOG: he's alright I guess
SIMMONS: You maybe don't even need Grond at Minas Tirith if he survives the events of the Fellowship
GOTHMOG: Well... I don't-
SIMMONS: H-hold on Goth. LeBron just signed with Philly. Oh my God.
GOTHMOG: he's alright I guess
SIMMONS: You maybe don't even need Grond at Minas Tirith if he survives the events of the Fellowship
GOTHMOG: Well... I don't-
SIMMONS: H-hold on Goth. LeBron just signed with Philly. Oh my God.
July 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
BILL SIMMONS: I was always a Lurtz guy
GOTHMOG: he's alright I guess
SIMMONS: You maybe don't even need Grond at Minas Tirith if he survives the events of the Fellowship
GOTHMOG: Well... I don't-
SIMMONS: H-hold on Goth. LeBron just signed with Philly. Oh my God.
GOTHMOG: he's alright I guess
SIMMONS: You maybe don't even need Grond at Minas Tirith if he survives the events of the Fellowship
GOTHMOG: Well... I don't-
SIMMONS: H-hold on Goth. LeBron just signed with Philly. Oh my God.
THE AGE OF BRONZE IS OVER
THE RETVRN TO COPPER HAS COME
THE RETVRN TO COPPER HAS COME
August 4, 2026 at 8:28 AM
THE AGE OF BRONZE IS OVER
THE RETVRN TO COPPER HAS COME
THE RETVRN TO COPPER HAS COME
They also modeled gothmog to look like Weinstein
May 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They also modeled gothmog to look like Weinstein
Can never not see Gothmog
May 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Can never not see Gothmog
"Fear. The city is rank with it. Let us ease their suffering."
All shot practically using real figures, lighting and miniature sets
#lordoftherings #orcs #gothmog #photography #miniatures
All shot practically using real figures, lighting and miniature sets
#lordoftherings #orcs #gothmog #photography #miniatures
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Fear. The city is rank with it. Let us ease their suffering."
All shot practically using real figures, lighting and miniature sets
#lordoftherings #orcs #gothmog #photography #miniatures
All shot practically using real figures, lighting and miniature sets
#lordoftherings #orcs #gothmog #photography #miniatures