“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
On Wednesday, Pete Hegseth announced the creation of a new entity within the Pentagon: the Office of Religious Affairs.
The office will “sponsor and oversee research, technology, and analytical tools to support and assess spiritual fitness, spiritual readiness, and spiritual resilience.”
The office will “sponsor and oversee research, technology, and analytical tools to support and assess spiritual fitness, spiritual readiness, and spiritual resilience.”
What to know about Hegseth’s new office of religious affairs
"Our department is, you might say, putting on the full armor of God."
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October 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
“you could’ve done the hokey pokey and turned yourself around”
Donald Trump sounds like a lunatic during his press conference on the Black Hawk military helicopter crash with the American Airlines plane:
"You could have gone up. You could have gone down. You could have gone straight up, straight down. You could have turned."
FFS.
"You could have gone up. You could have gone down. You could have gone straight up, straight down. You could have turned."
FFS.
January 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“you could’ve done the hokey pokey and turned yourself around”
The battery must be piss proof. Wonder if it's got Bluetooth...can we hack it. Make him do the hokey pokey haha 😄
October 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
The battery must be piss proof. Wonder if it's got Bluetooth...can we hack it. Make him do the hokey pokey haha 😄
it's hokey but it's true | #theamazingdigitalcircus #tbshorts
August 22, 2026 at 10:01 AM
it's hokey but it's true | #theamazingdigitalcircus #tbshorts
Lil hokey voodo-inspired costume for Rav :>
Hope y'all had a happy Halloween!
Hope y'all had a happy Halloween!
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Lil hokey voodo-inspired costume for Rav :>
Hope y'all had a happy Halloween!
Hope y'all had a happy Halloween!
#ThrowbackThursday to the day I learned the hokey pokey! 🎶 #Hedgewatch
May 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
#ThrowbackThursday to the day I learned the hokey pokey! 🎶 #Hedgewatch
think it's gonna take more than the hokey pokey to turn myself around
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
think it's gonna take more than the hokey pokey to turn myself around
Yeah…I’m not into any of that hokey shit.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. — Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
December 11, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Yeah…I’m not into any of that hokey shit.
[me doing stand up for the 1st time]
Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
August 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
[me doing stand up for the 1st time]
Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
The only dance she knows how to do is the hokey pokey
January 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The only dance she knows how to do is the hokey pokey
The Trash Pandas are about to play the Hokey Pokeys
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Trash Pandas are about to play the Hokey Pokeys
He's just doing the Hokey Pokey.
That's what it's all about.
That's what it's all about.
September 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
He's just doing the Hokey Pokey.
That's what it's all about.
That's what it's all about.
Listening to toddler singing during a construction project, “oh, the Hokey Cokey! Oh, the Hokey Cokey! I don’t know what the Hokey Cokey is! I think it’s just a noise”
July 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Listening to toddler singing during a construction project, “oh, the Hokey Cokey! Oh, the Hokey Cokey! I don’t know what the Hokey Cokey is! I think it’s just a noise”
the masculine urge to do the hokey pokey
September 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
the masculine urge to do the hokey pokey
Hokey, but now and always.
January 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hokey, but now and always.
Yosemite Sam aka Sen Kennedy is realllllly fishing trying to discredit the witness and boy it is hokey. Who elects these people
September 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Yosemite Sam aka Sen Kennedy is realllllly fishing trying to discredit the witness and boy it is hokey. Who elects these people
doing the Hokey Pokey with reality
June 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
doing the Hokey Pokey with reality
MAN: i’m leaving you
WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again
MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again
MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
December 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
MAN: i’m leaving you
WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again
MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again
MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
Hokey smokes, Bold Winkle!
This book is lorge!
This book is lorge!
August 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Hokey smokes, Bold Winkle!
This book is lorge!
This book is lorge!
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people