High Net Worth Individual is the most hilarious coinage of the new gilded age. Like, as a High Net Worth Individual, I have to say...it is pretty weird that we needed a politically correct, four-word term for "wealthy."
February 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
High Net Worth Individual is the most hilarious coinage of the new gilded age. Like, as a High Net Worth Individual, I have to say...it is pretty weird that we needed a politically correct, four-word term for "wealthy."
RH: ".. Ultra-high net worth consumers with a net worth above $20 million own, on average, 3.7 homes. Billionaires own ten. Ultra-high net worth consumers spend 6.4 times more on home furnishings than a consumer with a single primary residence."
(via B of A desk) #$RH
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April 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
RH: ".. Ultra-high net worth consumers with a net worth above $20 million own, on average, 3.7 homes. Billionaires own ten. Ultra-high net worth consumers spend 6.4 times more on home furnishings than a consumer with a single primary residence."
(via B of A desk) #$RH
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my net worth is pretty high i have like 50 nets
April 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
my net worth is pretty high i have like 50 nets
my net worth is pretty high i have like 50 nets
September 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
my net worth is pretty high i have like 50 nets
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
Most Affluent Shoppers Want To Browse Online But Buy In-Store
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
www.forbes.com
July 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
"Is there really no place in America for high net worth pedophiles?"
-By Ross Douthat
-By Ross Douthat
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Is there really no place in America for high net worth pedophiles?"
-By Ross Douthat
-By Ross Douthat
Mitch McConnell has a net worth of up to $52 million, and has had high quality government-financed healthcare for decades.
Losing your healthcare, losing your loved ones, losing your life, isn’t something people should be told “get over it.”
Losing your healthcare, losing your loved ones, losing your life, isn’t something people should be told “get over it.”
June 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mitch McConnell has a net worth of up to $52 million, and has had high quality government-financed healthcare for decades.
Losing your healthcare, losing your loved ones, losing your life, isn’t something people should be told “get over it.”
Losing your healthcare, losing your loved ones, losing your life, isn’t something people should be told “get over it.”
Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells Americans squeezed by high prices to “stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen.”
His estimated net worth has increased 65% over his seven years in Congress, to approximately $1.34 million.
His estimated net worth has increased 65% over his seven years in Congress, to approximately $1.34 million.
August 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells Americans squeezed by high prices to “stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen.”
His estimated net worth has increased 65% over his seven years in Congress, to approximately $1.34 million.
His estimated net worth has increased 65% over his seven years in Congress, to approximately $1.34 million.
Tax season is approaching. Tax breaks that were extended as part of President Trump's "One Big Beautiful Bill" will mainly benefit high-net-worth and high-income people. n.pr/3LIXtL2
Here are 6 'Beautiful Bill' tax changes that will benefit wealthy Americans
Tax season is approaching. Tax breaks that were extended as part of President Trump's "One Big Beautiful Bill" will mainly benefit high-net-worth and high-income people.
n.pr
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Tax season is approaching. Tax breaks that were extended as part of President Trump's "One Big Beautiful Bill" will mainly benefit high-net-worth and high-income people. n.pr/3LIXtL2
She doesn't have a high net worth!!
May 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She doesn't have a high net worth!!
I'm a high net worth individual (worth 47 nets)
April 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'm a high net worth individual (worth 47 nets)
Idea: we cap net worth at 10,000 years of minimum wage.
$7.25/hr * 40hr/week * 52 weeks/yr * 10,000 years = $150.8M
If you raise MW to $25/hr then a married couple could have $600M net worth.
Yes it’s high but once you’ve tied MW to wealth you can adjust.
$7.25/hr * 40hr/week * 52 weeks/yr * 10,000 years = $150.8M
If you raise MW to $25/hr then a married couple could have $600M net worth.
Yes it’s high but once you’ve tied MW to wealth you can adjust.
September 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Idea: we cap net worth at 10,000 years of minimum wage.
$7.25/hr * 40hr/week * 52 weeks/yr * 10,000 years = $150.8M
If you raise MW to $25/hr then a married couple could have $600M net worth.
Yes it’s high but once you’ve tied MW to wealth you can adjust.
$7.25/hr * 40hr/week * 52 weeks/yr * 10,000 years = $150.8M
If you raise MW to $25/hr then a married couple could have $600M net worth.
Yes it’s high but once you’ve tied MW to wealth you can adjust.
September 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
if a democratic president decided to unilaterally threaten to put every high net worth exurb with disproportionate rates of DUI and domestic violence complaints under federal occupation at gunpoint, i don't think the press would have anywhere near as difficult a time calling it what it is
August 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if a democratic president decided to unilaterally threaten to put every high net worth exurb with disproportionate rates of DUI and domestic violence complaints under federal occupation at gunpoint, i don't think the press would have anywhere near as difficult a time calling it what it is
companies or high net worth individuals avoiding taxes are just shrewd, taking advantage of tax benefits & policy. but a progressive politician living in a rent stabilized apartment, is a real “concern”? i… am so tired.
August 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
companies or high net worth individuals avoiding taxes are just shrewd, taking advantage of tax benefits & policy. but a progressive politician living in a rent stabilized apartment, is a real “concern”? i… am so tired.
* U.S. household net worth: a fresh record high in Q3.
$168.8 trillion 🇺🇸
www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/...
$168.8 trillion 🇺🇸
www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/...
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
* U.S. household net worth: a fresh record high in Q3.
$168.8 trillion 🇺🇸
www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/...
$168.8 trillion 🇺🇸
www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/...
Not only is this 100% correct, but because of the ultra-high net worth individuals we’re dealing w/what you have is a gigantic insider threat & counterintelligence problem. 1/
one reason "great power competition" is a bad description of the emerging order is that an interlinked global kleptocracy does not care about national interests or rivalries
Extraordinary WSJ reporting today that unveils the extent to which Trump, Witkoff, Kushner and US business executives are salivating over business deals with Russia while Putin’s forces kidnap Ukranian children and bomb civilians in their apartments.
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Not only is this 100% correct, but because of the ultra-high net worth individuals we’re dealing w/what you have is a gigantic insider threat & counterintelligence problem. 1/
Not as poorly thought out as the one who said they were calling me as I was a "high net worth individual"
September 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Not as poorly thought out as the one who said they were calling me as I was a "high net worth individual"
this newspaper is owned by a guy whose net worth is a quarter-trillion dollars and whose conglomerate owns a grocery chain that profits off high prices
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this newspaper is owned by a guy whose net worth is a quarter-trillion dollars and whose conglomerate owns a grocery chain that profits off high prices
Struck by this www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
February 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Struck by this www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
Also, you're never going to convince a bunch of high net worth individuals to care first and foremost about non-high net worth individuals.
May 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Also, you're never going to convince a bunch of high net worth individuals to care first and foremost about non-high net worth individuals.
Financial disclosures show Brooke Rollins made over $1 million during her time leading the America First Policy Institute. Her net worth is estimated to be as high as $15 million. Yet she believes a piece of chicken and broccoli is good enough for you.
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Financial disclosures show Brooke Rollins made over $1 million during her time leading the America First Policy Institute. Her net worth is estimated to be as high as $15 million. Yet she believes a piece of chicken and broccoli is good enough for you.
Won't somebody think of the ultra high net worth individuals? Enough already.
September 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Won't somebody think of the ultra high net worth individuals? Enough already.