Thinking about bananas and hollandaise
July 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thinking about bananas and hollandaise
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
Jesus Hollandaise Christ
April 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Jesus Hollandaise Christ
He’s given up on Orange and moved straight into Hollandaise Sauce.
Trump's complexion is so otherworldly today that he's blending in with the golden drapes
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
He’s given up on Orange and moved straight into Hollandaise Sauce.
I lived 41 years on this earth without hollandaise sauce, then a week ago I had hollandaise poutine and everything changed. Last night I enjoyed my first eggs benedict. Why did the people in my life let me live like this? Why did the world keep this secret from me? Obnoxious.
July 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I lived 41 years on this earth without hollandaise sauce, then a week ago I had hollandaise poutine and everything changed. Last night I enjoyed my first eggs benedict. Why did the people in my life let me live like this? Why did the world keep this secret from me? Obnoxious.
Sauce Hollandaise ist das WD-40 unter den Saucen.
Damit schmecken auch Tischbeine.
Damit schmecken auch Tischbeine.
May 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Sauce Hollandaise ist das WD-40 unter den Saucen.
Damit schmecken auch Tischbeine.
Damit schmecken auch Tischbeine.
I made eggs Benedict complete with homemade English muffins. Is the hollandaise thin? Kinda! Do I care? A little!
May 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I made eggs Benedict complete with homemade English muffins. Is the hollandaise thin? Kinda! Do I care? A little!
Sauce Hollandaise. Der Ketchup für den Spargel.
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sauce Hollandaise. Der Ketchup für den Spargel.
„Du tauchst das Schnitzel in die Mayo?“
„Die Hollandaise ist alle.“
👀
„Die Hollandaise ist alle.“
👀
September 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
„Du tauchst das Schnitzel in die Mayo?“
„Die Hollandaise ist alle.“
👀
„Die Hollandaise ist alle.“
👀
Pommes-Hollandaise. Beste. Happy #hirngabelday
September 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Pommes-Hollandaise. Beste. Happy #hirngabelday
Sauce Hollandaise. Das WD40 unter den Lebensmitteln.
August 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Sauce Hollandaise. Das WD40 unter den Lebensmitteln.
béchamel, espagnole, tomato, velouté, hollandaise, béarnaise.
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
béchamel, espagnole, tomato, velouté, hollandaise, béarnaise.
I am a lifelong restaurant business person. You 86 eggs Benedict when you run out of hollandaise sauce. It’s quite different than saying you will end a civilization if you run out of hollandaise sauce.
April 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I am a lifelong restaurant business person. You 86 eggs Benedict when you run out of hollandaise sauce. It’s quite different than saying you will end a civilization if you run out of hollandaise sauce.
spreading hollandaise on her thighs and having legs benedict
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
spreading hollandaise on her thighs and having legs benedict
Gravlax on toast with poached duck egg and hollandaise
November 14, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Gravlax on toast with poached duck egg and hollandaise
Der verbotene Durstlöscher.
May 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Der verbotene Durstlöscher.
when my hollandaise breaks (gm)
September 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
when my hollandaise breaks (gm)
Béchamel, Hollandaise, Espagnole, Tomato, Velouté, and "Brown"
May 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Béchamel, Hollandaise, Espagnole, Tomato, Velouté, and "Brown"
Gleich gibt's was ohne Hollandaise.
Mit Gurke und Fleisch 😏
Vielleicht ersetzt es das Hollandaise Defizit.
Mit Gurke und Fleisch 😏
Vielleicht ersetzt es das Hollandaise Defizit.
September 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Gleich gibt's was ohne Hollandaise.
Mit Gurke und Fleisch 😏
Vielleicht ersetzt es das Hollandaise Defizit.
Mit Gurke und Fleisch 😏
Vielleicht ersetzt es das Hollandaise Defizit.
What if "I lubricated with hollandaise" is the last text I ever write?
August 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What if "I lubricated with hollandaise" is the last text I ever write?
My rich inner life is just congealed hollandaise sauce.
April 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My rich inner life is just congealed hollandaise sauce.
Hollandaise sauce is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hollandaise sauce is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad.
Breakfast from yesterday. Eggs Benedict with a fried egg. I made the hollandaise
September 28, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Breakfast from yesterday. Eggs Benedict with a fried egg. I made the hollandaise
On a proper eggs benedict binge lately
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
On a proper eggs benedict binge lately