October 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Law #1: "Is it plugged in."
They always say yes. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
They always say yes. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Law #1: "Is it plugged in."
They always say yes. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
They always say yes. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
Law #2: "Did you restart it."
The monitor button is a light switch, not a restart. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
The monitor button is a light switch, not a restart. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Law #2: "Did you restart it."
The monitor button is a light switch, not a restart. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
The monitor button is a light switch, not a restart. 🪦
#ITHumor #HelpDesk ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard
Papaw's Laws of the Help Desk:
1. Is it plugged in.
2. Did you restart it. (The monitor button doesn't count.)
3. If it's not in a ticket, it didn't happen.
4. "It worked yesterday" is not a step.
5. Never fix anything Friday at 4:30.
Ep. 3: ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard #ITHumor #HelpDesk
1. Is it plugged in.
2. Did you restart it. (The monitor button doesn't count.)
3. If it's not in a ticket, it didn't happen.
4. "It worked yesterday" is not a step.
5. Never fix anything Friday at 4:30.
Ep. 3: ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard #ITHumor #HelpDesk
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Papaw's Laws of the Help Desk:
1. Is it plugged in.
2. Did you restart it. (The monitor button doesn't count.)
3. If it's not in a ticket, it didn't happen.
4. "It worked yesterday" is not a step.
5. Never fix anything Friday at 4:30.
Ep. 3: ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard #ITHumor #HelpDesk
1. Is it plugged in.
2. Did you restart it. (The monitor button doesn't count.)
3. If it's not in a ticket, it didn't happen.
4. "It worked yesterday" is not a step.
5. Never fix anything Friday at 4:30.
Ep. 3: ticketgraveyard.com
#TicketGraveyard #ITHumor #HelpDesk
The Office Printer That Held Thirty-Two Documents
#MortRoot #HelpdeskHell #PrinterProblems #PaperJam #ITHumor #SysAdmin #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems #Helpdesk
#MortRoot #HelpdeskHell #PrinterProblems #PaperJam #ITHumor #SysAdmin #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems #Helpdesk
October 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The Office Printer That Held Thirty-Two Documents
#MortRoot #HelpdeskHell #PrinterProblems #PaperJam #ITHumor #SysAdmin #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems #Helpdesk
#MortRoot #HelpdeskHell #PrinterProblems #PaperJam #ITHumor #SysAdmin #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems #Helpdesk
Yes, we'll ask if you restarted it. Closing the lid doesn't count. Turning off the monitor doesn't count. If your PC has been up 47 days, that's not uptime, that's a cry for help. Restart weekly. crump.tech #ITHumor #TechTips
October 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Yes, we'll ask if you restarted it. Closing the lid doesn't count. Turning off the monitor doesn't count. If your PC has been up 47 days, that's not uptime, that's a cry for help. Restart weekly. crump.tech #ITHumor #TechTips
October 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
One cable. One unplug. One suddenly very quiet network. IT people know the exact moment the room realizes the cable mattered. 😅🔌 #DaedalusTeks #ITHumor #Networking
October 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
One cable. One unplug. One suddenly very quiet network. IT people know the exact moment the room realizes the cable mattered. 😅🔌 #DaedalusTeks #ITHumor #Networking
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
September 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
Automation isn't about adding complexity.
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Automation isn't about adding complexity.
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy #NationalITProfessionalsDay #FeltHatDay #ITHumor #TechHumor #Technology #YouTubeShorts #Shorts youtube.com/shorts/J9uey... via @YouTube
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy
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September 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy #NationalITProfessionalsDay #FeltHatDay #ITHumor #TechHumor #Technology #YouTubeShorts #Shorts youtube.com/shorts/J9uey... via @YouTube
Ever get a case of the Mondays?
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
August 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Ever get a case of the Mondays?
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
The Wrong Time Zone
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The Wrong Time Zone
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
The Phantom Battery
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
August 27, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The Phantom Battery
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
The Ceiling Call
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The Ceiling Call
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
The Robot Test
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
August 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The Robot Test
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
Still on Vacation
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
August 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Still on Vacation
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
The Email That Watches Back
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
August 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The Email That Watches Back
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
The Wheel That Never Stops
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
August 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Wheel That Never Stops
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
The Fuzzy Upgrade
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
August 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The Fuzzy Upgrade
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
The Shortcut That Left
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
August 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The Shortcut That Left
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Day One and Locked Out
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
August 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Day One and Locked Out
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
The Reply That Would Not Die
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
August 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Reply That Would Not Die
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
The Sunset Setting
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
August 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The Sunset Setting
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy