#Inventor
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
September 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hilarious statement from the inventor of presidential immunity
May 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer

TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?

INVENTOR: it's not a plane

TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's

INVENTOR: its a little red wagon

TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?

INVENTOR: theres no radio
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
INVENTOR: i have just created the push button

MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release

INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes
March 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
“let’s get one thing straight”
- inventor of the level
September 25, 2026 at 12:12 PM
A motivated inventor 🤓
March 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The inventor of actions probably HATED the inventor of consequences
September 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Inventor 1: you know glass

Inventor 2: the stuff that breaks into sharp shards? Sure

Inventor 1: I made some really thin discs of that stuff, I call them lenses

Inventor 2: perfect, let’s wear them next to our eyeballs
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers
February 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
INVENTOR OF SALAD: look what I did

INVENTOR OF SALAD DRESSING: no you didn’t
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The most brilliant inventor in all of Guardia!
September 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When your husband is an inventor
#radioapple
November 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Inspiring words on innovation from the inventor of Stories, Reels, and Threads.
January 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
jrpgs are named after their inventor jake rpgs
August 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Hedy Lamarr: Actress, inventor, computerboy.
July 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
O inventor da Polaroid:
Em instantes, uma foto.
May 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Inventor of LARGE proportions ⚙️
July 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM