Woman On Sidewalk Can’t Even Summon Kernel Of Whimsy Required To Skip Along Hopscotch
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March 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman On Sidewalk Can’t Even Summon Kernel Of Whimsy Required To Skip Along Hopscotch
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>kernel level anticheat
>launch game
>cheaters
>launch game
>cheaters
March 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
>kernel level anticheat
>launch game
>cheaters
>launch game
>cheaters
WSL9x, or Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux, runs a modern Linux kernel cooperatively inside the Windows 9x kernel!
codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x
codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x
April 22, 2026 at 3:52 PM
WSL9x, or Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux, runs a modern Linux kernel cooperatively inside the Windows 9x kernel!
codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x
codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x
each kernel tossed perfectly straight up in the air. each kernel caught in his mouth. 100% success rate. his head doesn't move an inch. he maintains eye contact with you the whole time. he's smiling
how do we think tom cruise eats popcorn? in my head he’s shoving it in his mouth by the handfulls and cackling like de niro in CAPE FEAR
no man has better earned the title of Mr. Movies
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
each kernel tossed perfectly straight up in the air. each kernel caught in his mouth. 100% success rate. his head doesn't move an inch. he maintains eye contact with you the whole time. he's smiling
ALL HAIL PETER GLAZEBROOK!
September 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
ALL HAIL PETER GLAZEBROOK!
Kernel level anti cheat
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Kernel level anti cheat
Peter Glazebrook won heaviest sweetcorn kernel this year!
September 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Peter Glazebrook won heaviest sweetcorn kernel this year!
October 30, 2024 at 4:48 AM
There's a kernel of truth to this. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
September 25, 2026 at 12:21 PM
There's a kernel of truth to this. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol
So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...
Arc Raiders - Discord SDK Data Exposure
Summary During gameplay of Arc Raiders, private Discord Direct Message (DM) conversations between two users were found being written in plaintext to a local game log file. Additionally, a full Discord...
timothymeadows.com
March 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol
kernel goons
when the linux porn has xenia in it instead of tux and the sudo sandwich
September 26, 2026 at 8:40 AM
kernel goons
Whoever decided “colonel” should be pronounced “kernel” needs to be banned from Scrabble for life.
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Whoever decided “colonel” should be pronounced “kernel” needs to be banned from Scrabble for life.
> Still no Chatgpt and copilot. in the kernel. What's your excuse Mr. Linus?
I'm moving to FreeBSD if they add copilot to the Linux kernel.
>> what if both Linux and FreeBSD get copilot into the kernel?
We will fork the Linux kernel or write our kernel or simply go back to the GNU Hurd. LOL.
I'm moving to FreeBSD if they add copilot to the Linux kernel.
>> what if both Linux and FreeBSD get copilot into the kernel?
We will fork the Linux kernel or write our kernel or simply go back to the GNU Hurd. LOL.
January 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
> Still no Chatgpt and copilot. in the kernel. What's your excuse Mr. Linus?
I'm moving to FreeBSD if they add copilot to the Linux kernel.
>> what if both Linux and FreeBSD get copilot into the kernel?
We will fork the Linux kernel or write our kernel or simply go back to the GNU Hurd. LOL.
I'm moving to FreeBSD if they add copilot to the Linux kernel.
>> what if both Linux and FreeBSD get copilot into the kernel?
We will fork the Linux kernel or write our kernel or simply go back to the GNU Hurd. LOL.
"Kernel of truth"?! WTAF
No. Trump is straightforwardly lying and lines like that only 'work' if chickenshit writers refuse to say so.
October 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
"Kernel of truth"?! WTAF
blog post from deepseek kernel engineer
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mp.weixin.qq.com/s/zk0KxuLzhm...
September 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
blog post from deepseek kernel engineer
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/zk0KxuLzhm...
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/zk0KxuLzhm...
Heartwarming: I finally got a popcorn kernel that was stuck in my teeth out
April 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Heartwarming: I finally got a popcorn kernel that was stuck in my teeth out
The Linux Kernel is just a program: serversfor.dev/linux-inside...
The Linux kernel is just a program
Most books and courses introduce Linux through shell commands, leaving the kernel as a mysterious black box doing magic behind the scenes. In this post, we will run some experiments to demystify it: t...
serversfor.dev
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Linux Kernel is just a program: serversfor.dev/linux-inside...
Fernet found new friends! 💙♥️
You can now find the following bundles on Steam:
- Reach for the Heavens, Survive Hell.
@astralshiftpro.com
- UNBEATABLE + Kernel Hearts
@dcellgames.com
- Kernel Hearts x MiSide
You can now find the following bundles on Steam:
- Reach for the Heavens, Survive Hell.
@astralshiftpro.com
- UNBEATABLE + Kernel Hearts
@dcellgames.com
- Kernel Hearts x MiSide
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Fernet found new friends! 💙♥️
You can now find the following bundles on Steam:
- Reach for the Heavens, Survive Hell.
@astralshiftpro.com
- UNBEATABLE + Kernel Hearts
@dcellgames.com
- Kernel Hearts x MiSide
You can now find the following bundles on Steam:
- Reach for the Heavens, Survive Hell.
@astralshiftpro.com
- UNBEATABLE + Kernel Hearts
@dcellgames.com
- Kernel Hearts x MiSide
add custom syscalls... crash your whole system... corrupt your filesystem... the possibilities are endless!
github.com/DavidBuchana...
github.com/DavidBuchana...
GitHub - DavidBuchanan314/kernel-livepatch-skill: agent skill to facilitate runtime linux kernel patching
agent skill to facilitate runtime linux kernel patching - DavidBuchanan314/kernel-livepatch-skill
github.com
April 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
add custom syscalls... crash your whole system... corrupt your filesystem... the possibilities are endless!
github.com/DavidBuchana...
github.com/DavidBuchana...
i needed high resolution pictures of popcorn kernels for work so i made some, and i am releasing them to you. if you need a picture of popcorn
November 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
i needed high resolution pictures of popcorn kernels for work so i made some, and i am releasing them to you. if you need a picture of popcorn
Kernel Hearts (Ephemera Games, 2026)
September 24, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Kernel Hearts (Ephemera Games, 2026)
does any body else see the one popcorn kernel stuck between the gums
i hate when that happens tbh
i hate when that happens tbh
Check out this awesome Jaws popcorn bucket for the film's 50th anniversary. 🍿🦈
#Jaws #Jaws50thAnniversary #Popcorn #PopcornBucket
#Jaws #Jaws50thAnniversary #Popcorn #PopcornBucket
May 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
does any body else see the one popcorn kernel stuck between the gums
i hate when that happens tbh
i hate when that happens tbh
"no way to prevent this" says only kernel where this regularly happens
July 20, 2024 at 1:47 PM
"no way to prevent this" says only kernel where this regularly happens
