THE KHANATE IS DISPLEASED WITH BEETLEJUICE HANDJOBBER
Boebert: What we’re seeing in LA is an insurrection
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.
June 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
THE KHANATE IS DISPLEASED WITH BEETLEJUICE HANDJOBBER
The flag of the Pritzker Khanate rises over Rome.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The flag of the Pritzker Khanate rises over Rome.
Pritzker centralizing all temporal and spirituality authority in preparation for the coming Khanate
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pritzker centralizing all temporal and spirituality authority in preparation for the coming Khanate
the great khanate of the midwest welcomes all
the oafpill will be redeemed
the oafpill will be redeemed
March 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the great khanate of the midwest welcomes all
the oafpill will be redeemed
the oafpill will be redeemed
THE KHANATE OF NEW YORK IS BORN TODAY
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
THE KHANATE OF NEW YORK IS BORN TODAY
this is just the midwestern khanate
Calling it now: At least two of the 2028 Dem primary candidates will do a conscious planned version of the Mamdani-Lander schtick. Rally tour, joint podcast, combined ads, something. Voters love it, and it makes both candidates look great.
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this is just the midwestern khanate
the great khanate of the midwest is inevitable
A historic moment as we witness the first American leading the Catholic Church.
Hailing from Chicago, Pope Leo XIV ushers in a new chapter that I join those in our state welcoming in at a time when we need compassion, unity, and peace.
Hailing from Chicago, Pope Leo XIV ushers in a new chapter that I join those in our state welcoming in at a time when we need compassion, unity, and peace.
The new pope is revealed as Robert Prevost of the US, the first American pontiff in history.
He'll be known as Pope Leo XIV.
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3RXX7QN
He'll be known as Pope Leo XIV.
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3RXX7QN
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the great khanate of the midwest is inevitable
the great khan of the plains begins convening the khanate
Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”
April 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the great khan of the plains begins convening the khanate
Praise the Khanate
The new Pope is an American (from Chicago), Robert Francis Prevost
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Praise the Khanate
The Pritzker Khanate and the Spanberger Coastal Empire will join forces
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Pritzker Khanate and the Spanberger Coastal Empire will join forces
Praise the Khanate
Happy May Day everyone! To celebrate, here's a map of the 2022 Illinois Workers Rights Amendment referendum by State House district.
It received nearly 60% of the vote statewide and managed to pull in some solid performances among ancestral Democrats.
It received nearly 60% of the vote statewide and managed to pull in some solid performances among ancestral Democrats.
May 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Praise the Khanate
Small protectorate of Mongolian khanate based around provincial town of Moscovy & adjacent swamps.
Sidenote: Where would Russia be, without the concept of DARVO..
January 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Small protectorate of Mongolian khanate based around provincial town of Moscovy & adjacent swamps.
The Brandon Khanate
surely another one of Biden's silly exaggerations ... well I'll be goddamned
March 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The Brandon Khanate
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
The Pritzker Khanate is unafraid to wield the Sword of Shitposting
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Pritzker Khanate is unafraid to wield the Sword of Shitposting
the great khanate of the midwest will be glorious and righteous
everyone else, take notes
everyone else, take notes
Pritzker calls for mass protests and disruption - “Republicans cannot know a moment of peace,” he says, swaying their portraits will one day be put in museums “reserved for tyrants and traitors”
April 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
the great khanate of the midwest will be glorious and righteous
everyone else, take notes
everyone else, take notes
PRITZKER KHANATE FROM PENNSYLVANIA TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker plans to sign an executive order preventing state agencies from obtaining or disclosing data that personally identifies people with autism, unless required for medical care or legal matters.
“Every Illinoisan deserves ... the freedom to live without fear of surveillance.”
“Every Illinoisan deserves ... the freedom to live without fear of surveillance.”
Dem Governor Launches Plan to Counter RFK Jr.’s Autism Registry
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has a plan to undermine the autism registry RFK Jr. keeps talking about.
newrepublic.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
PRITZKER KHANATE FROM PENNSYLVANIA TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS
INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS.
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
September 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS.
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
i am willing to hear more about this Mighty Illinois Khanate
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i am willing to hear more about this Mighty Illinois Khanate
the great khan of the plains and the midwestern khanate will ride the pretenders down if this is the path they want to choose
March 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
the great khan of the plains and the midwestern khanate will ride the pretenders down if this is the path they want to choose
the great khan of the plains has let it be known that oathbreakers, seditionists and men and women without honor shall never be allowed to ride with the khanate
🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the great khan of the plains has let it be known that oathbreakers, seditionists and men and women without honor shall never be allowed to ride with the khanate
the great khanate conquers all
April 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the great khanate conquers all
well, i guess you don't really get an FDR 2 (Great Illinois Khanate) without going through a Hoover 2 first
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
well, i guess you don't really get an FDR 2 (Great Illinois Khanate) without going through a Hoover 2 first
it's going to be funny if Pritzker becomes FDR 2.0
November 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
it's going to be funny if Pritzker becomes FDR 2.0