#KPIs
'leninism means democratic centralism' aaron bastani has clearly adopted the vietnamese communist party's position that 'socialism means KPIs'
November 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
KPIs. Deliverables. 5S.
November 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Despite the ease with which metrics can be gamed, tech bosses remained committed to the use of KPIs to shift the priorities of their organizations.
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Gotta drive those KPIs up some how 😬
November 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
thankfully the vietnamese communist party has already given its answer to the future of socialism: more KPIs
November 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
die KPIs werden erst dadurch so richtig in die Höhe gefickt!
November 5, 2026 at 9:13 AM
They use the same objective function refinement technique that programmers use for reward-hacking AIs in a bid to prevent cheating by employees who hit their KPIs any way they can.
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
*KPIs, apols
November 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Klingt bisschen nach Elitepartner tbh.

Wobei LinkedIn dann eher so "schick' mir vor dem Date bitte deinen Jahresumsatz, eine Liste deiner KPIs und lass uns über den erwarteten ROI des Dates sprechen."
November 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
endlich denkt mal einer an die kpis
November 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I would give....next to anything to not have to think about 'KPIs' and 'communities of practice' at my job again.
November 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
And we need health/happiness KPIs to have primacy instead of economic KPIs.
November 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
have synergy with the host, get those KPIs met and exceeded
November 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
the attempts they made were obv still serious but you really can't craft an effective plan to steal minnesota when you're not allowed to acknowledge he lost minnesota three times in a row. i'm captivated by it. 0/10 on everyone's dictator KPIs.
November 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
How to Measure AI Adoption, Performance, and ROI With 12 KPIs

Includes a worked example with 50 users and $110,000 in first-year cost, plus baselines, targets, and ownership rules for every AI initiative.

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How to Measure AI Adoption, Performance, and ROI With 12 KPIs
Includes a worked example with 50 users and $110,000 in first-year cost, plus baselines, targets, and ownership rules for every AI initiative.
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November 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
All about the KPIs (Kerrazy Prayer Interventions)
November 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
socialism is about creating new KPIs and the more KPIs you create the more socialist it is
November 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
576 - Clean Python notebooks don't tell you whether the numbers are right. Lose the person who knew the KPIs and the next person walks into a trap.

youtu.be/uYlYQdBNCE8

#data #powerbi #ai #agents #governance
November 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Schools should switch to Yahoo or DuckDuckGo until Google stops forcing them to sacrifice student learning for their own internal KPIs.
November 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
A 20% reduction is measurable. Fixing decision velocity, HQ efficiency, & operational readiness is another question. The first is an MOP. The second requires an MOE. KPIs are hard, I know.

Counting heads is not evidence of improvement. Somebody needs to take War Machine 101 and pass this time. 3/20
November 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
In cybernetic terms, it’s all about variety management. KPIs are variety attenuators. But the long-run results will predictably be sh*t.
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Really awesome day at work yesterday, on two fronts. First, I’m learning to take some things in stride that really frustrated me initially. Second, our KPIs looked (and have been looking) pretty darn good. I’ll take it.
November 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Gotta pump those KPIs
"Wiggle your cursor to activate Gemini" is so insane I stared at this ad for a solid minute. Like, there's no explanation for this beyond "we desperately need to pad activation stats", right?

Wiggle the cursor to activate Gemini?!

WIGGLE THE CURSOR?!

THE THING I DO FIFTY TIMES A DAY?!
November 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM