KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
May 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
I'd bet Koko got the higher score.
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'd bet Koko got the higher score.
KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face.
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that
KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck
RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense
KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that
KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck
RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense
KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
August 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face.
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that
KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck
RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense
KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that
KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck
RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense
KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
Someone has probably said it but
April 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Someone has probably said it but
koko: koko no recognize country anymore
professor: koko, you’ve never left this ape sanctuary in your life
koko: koko white not sorry
professor: koko, you’ve never left this ape sanctuary in your life
koko: koko white not sorry
koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?
May 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
koko: koko no recognize country anymore
professor: koko, you’ve never left this ape sanctuary in your life
koko: koko white not sorry
professor: koko, you’ve never left this ape sanctuary in your life
koko: koko white not sorry
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko bog flesh bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You cant have a bog flesh bag.
KOKO: Good Bog good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a bog flesh bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You cant have a bog flesh bag.
KOKO: Good Bog good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a bog flesh bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko bog flesh bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You cant have a bog flesh bag.
KOKO: Good Bog good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a bog flesh bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You cant have a bog flesh bag.
KOKO: Good Bog good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a bog flesh bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
KOKO: Koko good bullpen. Effective Koko throw ball
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t be in the Giants bullpen.
KOKO: Good pitch good Koko strike out Koko throw gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t put you on a major league mound. You're not homophobic enough.
KOKO: embarrassment franchise
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t be in the Giants bullpen.
KOKO: Good pitch good Koko strike out Koko throw gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t put you on a major league mound. You're not homophobic enough.
KOKO: embarrassment franchise
June 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
KOKO: Koko good bullpen. Effective Koko throw ball
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t be in the Giants bullpen.
KOKO: Good pitch good Koko strike out Koko throw gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t put you on a major league mound. You're not homophobic enough.
KOKO: embarrassment franchise
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t be in the Giants bullpen.
KOKO: Good pitch good Koko strike out Koko throw gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t put you on a major league mound. You're not homophobic enough.
KOKO: embarrassment franchise
Koko Reuben sandwich. Toasted Reuben sandwich Koko. Handmade Reuben sandwich Koko deluxe enjoyment deluxe Koko
Professor jealous sandwich Koko
Professor jealous sandwich Koko
July 17, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Koko Reuben sandwich. Toasted Reuben sandwich Koko. Handmade Reuben sandwich Koko deluxe enjoyment deluxe Koko
Professor jealous sandwich Koko
Professor jealous sandwich Koko
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: antitrust professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: antitrust professor
Hermès is being sued over allegations that it will only sell its coveted Birkin bag to customers with "a sufficient purchase history."
Hermès accused of antitrust violations by customers who tried to buy a Birkin bag
Shoppers who tried to get their hands on the status satchel claim the French luxury house will only sell its coveted Birkin bag to customers with
www.npr.org
March 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: antitrust professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: antitrust professor
this post has the exact same energy as my one year old daughter screaming at me as i eat a milano cookie
July 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this post has the exact same energy as my one year old daughter screaming at me as i eat a milano cookie
Reminds me of another banger, from the other site:
September 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Reminds me of another banger, from the other site:
tapu koko doodle⚡️⚡️⚡️
August 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
tapu koko doodle⚡️⚡️⚡️
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
September 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
June 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
new sona added to the pile, her name is Koko
July 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
new sona added to the pile, her name is Koko
KOKO THE HUMPBACK: Koko REI dry bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a REI bag.
KOKO: Good REI good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve humpback
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a REI bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a REI bag.
KOKO: Good REI good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve humpback
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a REI bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
I do kinda think LLMs are going to crack whalesong in my lifetime
April 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
KOKO THE HUMPBACK: Koko REI dry bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a REI bag.
KOKO: Good REI good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve humpback
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a REI bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a REI bag.
KOKO: Good REI good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve humpback
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a REI bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor