On her bed
Pwepared to fite
Da nite zoms ded
But I so tired
My eyes, dey close
As mama sleeps
I kwikly doze
#CheddarPoetry #PwotektingMamaFwomBadNiteZombees
On her bed
Pwepared to fite
Da nite zoms ded
But I so tired
My eyes, dey close
As mama sleeps
I kwikly doze
#CheddarPoetry #PwotektingMamaFwomBadNiteZombees
Looking up at da twellis
Wif big kurryus eyes
Kwikly he jumps
He climes to da top
He swings all awound
Suddenly he slips
He tumbles, he falls
Bak into da dirt
#SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
Looking up at da twellis
Wif big kurryus eyes
Kwikly he jumps
He climes to da top
He swings all awound
Suddenly he slips
He tumbles, he falls
Bak into da dirt
#SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
As mama twies to mow
Wen da mama comes his way
Da Figgy, he not go
Figgy kwouches, twies to hide
And mama comes to stop
Den da Figgy sings a song
Away he kwikly hop
#CheddarPoetry #LongGwassFun #MamaFindedFiggysSord #HeHappyWenHeGetItBak #HeLostItAgen
As mama twies to mow
Wen da mama comes his way
Da Figgy, he not go
Figgy kwouches, twies to hide
And mama comes to stop
Den da Figgy sings a song
Away he kwikly hop
#CheddarPoetry #LongGwassFun #MamaFindedFiggysSord #HeHappyWenHeGetItBak #HeLostItAgen
Wen mama makes a toot
Wen I smells da stinky
So kwikly out I shoot
On da flor, I's dedded
Fwom all da smelly gas
Mama shud be careful
Wif wat comes out her bum
#CheddarPoetry #StinkyMamaBumbum #NoTootsUnderBlanky #DatDangjwess
Wen mama makes a toot
Wen I smells da stinky
So kwikly out I shoot
On da flor, I's dedded
Fwom all da smelly gas
Mama shud be careful
Wif wat comes out her bum
#CheddarPoetry #StinkyMamaBumbum #NoTootsUnderBlanky #DatDangjwess
Sum paynt is found
I flip and flop
And roll awound
I finds nearby
Sum nummy gwass
Den fru da fense
I kwikly pass
#CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #Gwass #Snak #MamaTwyToTakeOffMyPaynt #SheSedIDirty #IGotUpsetAndNotLetHer #FinHabNoms
Sum paynt is found
I flip and flop
And roll awound
I finds nearby
Sum nummy gwass
Den fru da fense
I kwikly pass
#CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #Gwass #Snak #MamaTwyToTakeOffMyPaynt #SheSedIDirty #IGotUpsetAndNotLetHer #FinHabNoms
Called cach me if yoo can
Wen da mama sed to come
He giggled and he ran
In da neybor's yard he go
And kwikly climed da twee
Den da mama chased him bak
As Fig singed happyly
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat
Called cach me if yoo can
Wen da mama sed to come
He giggled and he ran
In da neybor's yard he go
And kwikly climed da twee
Den da mama chased him bak
As Fig singed happyly
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide
We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil
Looking up at da twellis
Wif big kurryus eyes
Kwikly he jumps
He climes to da top
He swings all awound
Suddenly he slips
He tumbles, he falls
Bak into da dirt
#SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
Looking up at da twellis
Wif big kurryus eyes
Kwikly he jumps
He climes to da top
He swings all awound
Suddenly he slips
He tumbles, he falls
Bak into da dirt
#SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
He went akwoss da stweet
Dere he saw a kitty
He weally want to meet
Dat kitty, dey not happy
Dey yell at him all mad
Da Figgy run home kwikly
And den he hab a sad
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSupposedToKwossStweet #DatBad #HeJusWantedToMakeFwend
He went akwoss da stweet
Dere he saw a kitty
He weally want to meet
Dat kitty, dey not happy
Dey yell at him all mad
Da Figgy run home kwikly
And den he hab a sad
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSupposedToKwossStweet #DatBad #HeJusWantedToMakeFwend
And I be no baby
But maybe I likes it
And maybe I dwinks it
I waches da mama
I wait payshintly
As she eats her bwekfast
Den leebs milk in da bol
I kwikly come dwink
Befor Socky gets dere
I wins da milk
Da milk be all mine
#Milk #SockyLikesMilk #SheSesSheBaby
And I be no baby
But maybe I likes it
And maybe I dwinks it
I waches da mama
I wait payshintly
As she eats her bwekfast
Den leebs milk in da bol
I kwikly come dwink
Befor Socky gets dere
I wins da milk
Da milk be all mine
#Milk #SockyLikesMilk #SheSesSheBaby
I not allowed to rome
I stay close to mama
And I neber stway from home
But yesserday, wen inside time
I kwikly sneeked away
I not come wen mama called,
Til fwee ay em I play
#CheddarPoetry #IGottedInBigTrubble #MamaLotsTiredToday #ISorwyButHadFun #NoFin
I not allowed to rome
I stay close to mama
And I neber stway from home
But yesserday, wen inside time
I kwikly sneeked away
I not come wen mama called,
Til fwee ay em I play
#CheddarPoetry #IGottedInBigTrubble #MamaLotsTiredToday #ISorwyButHadFun #NoFin
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew
I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab
#CheddarPoetry #Sammich #ILikesSammich #DisSammichNeedsHam #WhyDereNoHam #FinNotCome
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew
I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab
#CheddarPoetry #Sammich #ILikesSammich #DisSammichNeedsHam #WhyDereNoHam #FinNotCome
Den she tooked it all apart
Underneef da biggest peese
Da Figgy kwikly dart
Silly Figgy hide dere long
As I inspek da top
Wen he almost falls asleep,
I weach inside and bop!
#CheddarPoetry #IHalpMama #SillyFiggy #DatNotNappySpot #NotShurIfFinCame
Den she tooked it all apart
Underneef da biggest peese
Da Figgy kwikly dart
Silly Figgy hide dere long
As I inspek da top
Wen he almost falls asleep,
I weach inside and bop!
#CheddarPoetry #IHalpMama #SillyFiggy #DatNotNappySpot #NotShurIfFinCame
He gos dere eberyday
Den he snoops to find a toy
Kwikly runs away
He steels stwas and plastik cups
He steels da skwubby pad
Den he plays and chews dem up
And mama not get mad
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNeberGetInTrubble #FinStillNotCome
He gos dere eberyday
Den he snoops to find a toy
Kwikly runs away
He steels stwas and plastik cups
He steels da skwubby pad
Den he plays and chews dem up
And mama not get mad
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNeberGetInTrubble #FinStillNotCome
Onto da roof, he kwikly run
Da mama chase, da mama call
Da Fig not lissen, not at all
I come and wach, and I be good
I's on da gwound, jus like I shud
Da mama twik, da Figgy near
Den he gets skooped and put down heer
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBeBad #IBeGood
Onto da roof, he kwikly run
Da mama chase, da mama call
Da Fig not lissen, not at all
I come and wach, and I be good
I's on da gwound, jus like I shud
Da mama twik, da Figgy near
Den he gets skooped and put down heer
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBeBad #IBeGood