This week’s #FridayLimericks go to the attention whore who keeps pushing into my TwiXter feed. #LimerickRhyme
There’s a bludgeoning, X-owning boor
Who keeps preening and strutting the floor.
He’s a weenie at heart
Who is playing his part:
Shallow villain who’s clutching for more.
There’s a bludgeoning, X-owning boor
Who keeps preening and strutting the floor.
He’s a weenie at heart
Who is playing his part:
Shallow villain who’s clutching for more.
December 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
This week’s #FridayLimericks go to the attention whore who keeps pushing into my TwiXter feed. #LimerickRhyme
There’s a bludgeoning, X-owning boor
Who keeps preening and strutting the floor.
He’s a weenie at heart
Who is playing his part:
Shallow villain who’s clutching for more.
There’s a bludgeoning, X-owning boor
Who keeps preening and strutting the floor.
He’s a weenie at heart
Who is playing his part:
Shallow villain who’s clutching for more.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks look at Trump’s Dumbasses Of Giant Ego. #LimerickRhyme
When a couple of non-confirmed jerks
Don’t at all understand how this works,
They will tinker with spreadsheets,
Then piss in their bedsheets
While sporting their ill-informed smirks.
When a couple of non-confirmed jerks
Don’t at all understand how this works,
They will tinker with spreadsheets,
Then piss in their bedsheets
While sporting their ill-informed smirks.
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks look at Trump’s Dumbasses Of Giant Ego. #LimerickRhyme
When a couple of non-confirmed jerks
Don’t at all understand how this works,
They will tinker with spreadsheets,
Then piss in their bedsheets
While sporting their ill-informed smirks.
When a couple of non-confirmed jerks
Don’t at all understand how this works,
They will tinker with spreadsheets,
Then piss in their bedsheets
While sporting their ill-informed smirks.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks watch Vivek speed toward his own fall. #LimerickRhyme
Ramaswamy’s political course
Was aligned with a pro-racist force.
So of course things went south
When he opened his mouth;
They’ll attack him with zero remorse.
Ramaswamy’s political course
Was aligned with a pro-racist force.
So of course things went south
When he opened his mouth;
They’ll attack him with zero remorse.
December 28, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks watch Vivek speed toward his own fall. #LimerickRhyme
Ramaswamy’s political course
Was aligned with a pro-racist force.
So of course things went south
When he opened his mouth;
They’ll attack him with zero remorse.
Ramaswamy’s political course
Was aligned with a pro-racist force.
So of course things went south
When he opened his mouth;
They’ll attack him with zero remorse.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Stephen Miller, Deputy Chief Prick. #LimerickRhyme
Steve is Deputy Policy Chief,
To the President felon and thief.
Miller thinks that he’s slick,
But he’s merely a dick
Driving hatred and white privileged grief.
Steve is Deputy Policy Chief,
To the President felon and thief.
Miller thinks that he’s slick,
But he’s merely a dick
Driving hatred and white privileged grief.
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Stephen Miller, Deputy Chief Prick. #LimerickRhyme
Steve is Deputy Policy Chief,
To the President felon and thief.
Miller thinks that he’s slick,
But he’s merely a dick
Driving hatred and white privileged grief.
Steve is Deputy Policy Chief,
To the President felon and thief.
Miller thinks that he’s slick,
But he’s merely a dick
Driving hatred and white privileged grief.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Megyn Kelly and her grotesque opportunism. #LimerickRhyme
Megyn Kelly is at her most proud
When belligerent, nasty, and loud.
So she’s stirred up a spate
Of misogynist hate
From her known to be horrible crowd.
Megyn Kelly is at her most proud
When belligerent, nasty, and loud.
So she’s stirred up a spate
Of misogynist hate
From her known to be horrible crowd.
January 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Megyn Kelly and her grotesque opportunism. #LimerickRhyme
Megyn Kelly is at her most proud
When belligerent, nasty, and loud.
So she’s stirred up a spate
Of misogynist hate
From her known to be horrible crowd.
Megyn Kelly is at her most proud
When belligerent, nasty, and loud.
So she’s stirred up a spate
Of misogynist hate
From her known to be horrible crowd.
Once dreamt I was sitting alone
Watching passersby talk on their phone
A big breath I took
And opened a book
To find me awake and at home.
There's no knowing what was my tome
I could guess but I'll leave it alone.
Though sometimes I wish
Not often I'll admit
My dreamself will stop reading and roam.
Watching passersby talk on their phone
A big breath I took
And opened a book
To find me awake and at home.
There's no knowing what was my tome
I could guess but I'll leave it alone.
Though sometimes I wish
Not often I'll admit
My dreamself will stop reading and roam.
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the weaponized stupidity behind Signalgate. #LimerickRhyme
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
March 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the weaponized stupidity behind Signalgate. #LimerickRhyme
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
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April 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the Proud Boys morons. #LimerickRhyme
Though they’ve just been let out of the clink,
Seems the Proud Boys are not tickled pink.
For it’s anger and bull
That keeps Kool-Aid kegs full,
And they’re eager to reach for a drink.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Though they’ve just been let out of the clink,
Seems the Proud Boys are not tickled pink.
For it’s anger and bull
That keeps Kool-Aid kegs full,
And they’re eager to reach for a drink.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Freed by Trump, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers plan to sue DOJ
Leaders of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers said they're filing lawsuits against the Justice Department over the Jan. 6 prosecutions.
www.usatoday.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the Proud Boys morons. #LimerickRhyme
Though they’ve just been let out of the clink,
Seems the Proud Boys are not tickled pink.
For it’s anger and bull
That keeps Kool-Aid kegs full,
And they’re eager to reach for a drink.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Though they’ve just been let out of the clink,
Seems the Proud Boys are not tickled pink.
For it’s anger and bull
That keeps Kool-Aid kegs full,
And they’re eager to reach for a drink.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
#LimerickRhyme
#WritingPrompts
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Dec 26 optional prompt #AFTERWARD
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
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Dec 26 optional prompt #AFTERWARD
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
December 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM
#LimerickRhyme
#WritingPrompts
#WritingCommunity
Dec 26 optional prompt #AFTERWARD
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
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Dec 26 optional prompt #AFTERWARD
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
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May 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Hither and tither and tither and toth
My bed has no covers, thanks to a moth.
It fluttered right in
And lit on my skin
Heebie jeebies took over, I surrendered all cloth.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moth
My bed has no covers, thanks to a moth.
It fluttered right in
And lit on my skin
Heebie jeebies took over, I surrendered all cloth.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moth
February 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hither and tither and tither and toth
My bed has no covers, thanks to a moth.
It fluttered right in
And lit on my skin
Heebie jeebies took over, I surrendered all cloth.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moth
My bed has no covers, thanks to a moth.
It fluttered right in
And lit on my skin
Heebie jeebies took over, I surrendered all cloth.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moth
I have duked it out
many times over the years
armed only with words.
#LimerickRhyme #Prompt (Duke) #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #Writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
many times over the years
armed only with words.
#LimerickRhyme #Prompt (Duke) #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #Writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
January 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have duked it out
many times over the years
armed only with words.
#LimerickRhyme #Prompt (Duke) #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #Writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
many times over the years
armed only with words.
#LimerickRhyme #Prompt (Duke) #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Poets #PoetryCommunity #Writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
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March 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Chameleons, with zero compunction
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
December 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Chameleons, with zero compunction
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
#LimerickRhyme
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Dec 16 optional prompt
#ARCHAIC
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
Corinth, Greece
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Dec 16 optional prompt
#ARCHAIC
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
Corinth, Greece
December 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Dec 16 optional prompt
#ARCHAIC
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
Corinth, Greece
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Dec 16 optional prompt
#ARCHAIC
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
Corinth, Greece
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Jan 24 optional prompt #DENTIST
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
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A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Jan 24 optional prompt #DENTIST
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
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A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1 #2 #5 rhyme - longer
Lines #3 #4 rhyme - shorter
Metric anaPEST
I see the red in hateful #eyes
They'll never reflect the starry skies
And while it's sad
They'll always be mad
And the joys of the world will pass them by.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
They'll never reflect the starry skies
And while it's sad
They'll always be mad
And the joys of the world will pass them by.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I see the red in hateful #eyes
They'll never reflect the starry skies
And while it's sad
They'll always be mad
And the joys of the world will pass them by.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
They'll never reflect the starry skies
And while it's sad
They'll always be mad
And the joys of the world will pass them by.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
A nervous contortionist named Jack
was avowed for his one special knack
heard a noise down the hall
that made his skin crawl
turned quick and caught a glimpse of his crack
#inkmine (avowed)
#limerickrhyme
#limerick
was avowed for his one special knack
heard a noise down the hall
that made his skin crawl
turned quick and caught a glimpse of his crack
#inkmine (avowed)
#limerickrhyme
#limerick
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A nervous contortionist named Jack
was avowed for his one special knack
heard a noise down the hall
that made his skin crawl
turned quick and caught a glimpse of his crack
#inkmine (avowed)
#limerickrhyme
#limerick
was avowed for his one special knack
heard a noise down the hall
that made his skin crawl
turned quick and caught a glimpse of his crack
#inkmine (avowed)
#limerickrhyme
#limerick
No way to come up with a plan
To get my fat ass off this land.
I don't have the cash
To make the mad dash
I'm held hostage by financial quicksand.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flee
To get my fat ass off this land.
I don't have the cash
To make the mad dash
I'm held hostage by financial quicksand.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flee
March 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
No way to come up with a plan
To get my fat ass off this land.
I don't have the cash
To make the mad dash
I'm held hostage by financial quicksand.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flee
To get my fat ass off this land.
I don't have the cash
To make the mad dash
I'm held hostage by financial quicksand.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flee
Sat back in his venerable chair,
My father once pondered the air.
He told me a truth,
Preponderously couth;
"It is not when you fart, it is where."
#LimerickRhyme #Epiphany
#Limericks
My father once pondered the air.
He told me a truth,
Preponderously couth;
"It is not when you fart, it is where."
#LimerickRhyme #Epiphany
#Limericks
January 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sat back in his venerable chair,
My father once pondered the air.
He told me a truth,
Preponderously couth;
"It is not when you fart, it is where."
#LimerickRhyme #Epiphany
#Limericks
My father once pondered the air.
He told me a truth,
Preponderously couth;
"It is not when you fart, it is where."
#LimerickRhyme #Epiphany
#Limericks
A spendthrift who lacked any #willpower
Was threatened: "Pay bill or we'll KILL power."
He had no cash at all
And he needed to stall,
So he called, begging "Please just a LI'L power!"
#LimerickRhyme Willpower #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #FunnyPoems #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry
Was threatened: "Pay bill or we'll KILL power."
He had no cash at all
And he needed to stall,
So he called, begging "Please just a LI'L power!"
#LimerickRhyme Willpower #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #FunnyPoems #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry
February 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A spendthrift who lacked any #willpower
Was threatened: "Pay bill or we'll KILL power."
He had no cash at all
And he needed to stall,
So he called, begging "Please just a LI'L power!"
#LimerickRhyme Willpower #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #FunnyPoems #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry
Was threatened: "Pay bill or we'll KILL power."
He had no cash at all
And he needed to stall,
So he called, begging "Please just a LI'L power!"
#LimerickRhyme Willpower #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #FunnyPoems #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry
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June 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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I forgot how to write a good limerick,
It got lost in the annals of short site Lit.
Hard though I try,
I post with a sigh,
As I keep writing a load of rhymed horse shit.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
It got lost in the annals of short site Lit.
Hard though I try,
I post with a sigh,
As I keep writing a load of rhymed horse shit.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
February 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I forgot how to write a good limerick,
It got lost in the annals of short site Lit.
Hard though I try,
I post with a sigh,
As I keep writing a load of rhymed horse shit.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
It got lost in the annals of short site Lit.
Hard though I try,
I post with a sigh,
As I keep writing a load of rhymed horse shit.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks