#MicroMagic
The whole MicroMagic lineup is on my docket!
August 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Me (11): Ah, dinner
December 12, 2024 at 11:31 PM
MicroMagic: when Mom’s too depressed to cook and Dad passed out in his recliner at 5:30
June 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Micro Magic Burgers (1984-1999): A line of microwavable frozen hamburgers and cheeseburgers on sesame seed buns, that boasted "100% real beef and real American cheese!", promising a fast food-style burger experience in mere minutes
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Think i just gave @safemuffins.vip war flashbacks by asking him what the hell micromagic foods were.

I don't know if @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social has covered them here or on the other site, but it feels like the ultimate discontinued food from the 80s LOL
July 31, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Every time I watch MAHA stans essentially promote eating disorders while trying to push product, I'm reminded that a day's sustenance growing up was often a Snickers bar and a can of Jolt for lunch and a MicroMagic burger for dinner.

Humans are way more resilient than we sometimes think.
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
well here's something fun I just learned: You can still get MicroMagic french fries in Japan.

www.micromagic.jp
MicroMagic(マイクロマジック)|大塚食品
電子レンジでカンタン・便利に楽しめる、箱形・食べきりサイズ、北海道産じゃがいも使用の「マイクロマジック」。1988年発売のおいしいロングセラー・スナックです。
www.micromagic.jp
August 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I would absolutely kill for a box of these and a MicroMagic cheeseburger
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We used to be a country focused on working on this tech
January 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
at home in 1985, schlitz in hand, empty micromagic french fries containers abound, bellowing at screen "IM THINKIN ABOUT FUCKIN, BILL! HAW HAW HAW"

and i think thats sadly what id be like if i were born in 1945 and never had internet
"Is it... Dance?"
host: "...I wonder what you're thinking at home."
August 5, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Most of you are going to quietly go "EWWWWW", but I absolutely *adored* MicroMagic in the 1990s. I ate my fair share of the burgers and fries.

Was it good for me? No. So what? They tasted good and were so easy to make that even a knucklehead who is so bad at cooking that he burns water could do it.
Micro Magic French Fries (1984-1999): Part of the "Micro Magic" line of microwavable fast food items, these crinkle cut fries came in a thick box that you'd rip open, nuke in the microwave, and presumably be enjoying in no time.
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hopefully it was some MicroMagic French fries.
August 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The micromagic burgers were so good tho. Like was it anything like a normal burger? No not really, BUT the seasoning and cheese were so good
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A 1992 ad for The Dark Queen of Krynn, an RPG for PC platforms by MicroMagic

Art by Clyde Caldwell illustrates the page (and gold box!) for the final chapter of SSI's Dragonlance saga that began with Champions on Krynn in 1990. A wicked goddess finally loses her patience. And you're in the way.
December 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
The whole MicroMagic line was formative for me because we ate them a lot when my family’s kitchen was being remodeled and we were making do with our first microwave down in the basement.
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I probably lived on MicroMagic and Hot Pockets through the end of my teens.
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Love how the tagline is "Give THEM MicroMagic" because adults don't want to eat that shit. But damn did it not hit when you're like 11.
After my mom died, I moved in with my grandma who had a freezer chest packed with this shit (and their burgers and fries).

Absolute fucking garbage, but also absolute gold for a kid who had been getting by on oatmeal gruel for months.
September 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I remember the MicroMagic milkshakes more than anything.

Yes. You microwaved a milkshake. I still don’t understand it all these years later.
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
前、これに振りかけてみたら、結構うまかった
https://www.otsukafoods.co.jp/product/micromagic/usushio.html
March 6, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I remember those Disney Ice Pops, we got em here.
Two I miss are Flintstone Pushups (I think Nestle may still make em without the branding in the US?) And MicroMagic fries (apparently still a going concern in Japan).
September 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
1980s kids remember when grocery stores (and high schools!) sold shakes frozen solid which could be partially thawed in a microwave. RETVRN, I guess?
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Micromagic Fries were no better. They were also really awful. The obsession with trying to make everything "microwave" friendly was a terrible moment in food history.

A lot of unholy, terrible no good things were born in this era.
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The Reagan years could absolutely be described as Microwaved shit.

As I said elsewhere, MicroMagic food was, in my 52 years...the absolute worst food I ever put in my mouth.
August 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Heya folks, here's the intro featuring the 3rd, and final, Krynn game The Dark Queen of Krynn by MicroMagic and Strategic Simulations Inc.

In order to get this one below the 3m mark, I had to do extensive eediting, and I sped it up in part by up to 170%.

#videogames #retrogames #rpg #introe
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just some early classics. Details in the alt text
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM