#NeedleDick
why remove tampons. what kind of needledick chickenshit is this
January 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Needledick energy...
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REPORTER: They're still firing ballistic missiles!

HEGSETH: Excuse me. Why are you so rude? Just wait. So nasty.
April 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
pope needledick the bug fucker
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
needledick pliers
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
This is hilarious how needledick says OUT LOUD that his orders are "masculine"? THIS is what these guys think we see as manly? Stupid coward.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
She should have retorted ‘needledick pedophile’
Catherine Lucey from Bloomberg was called Piggy by Trump yesterday. His misogyny knows no bounds.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey good morning needledick 😂
July 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
he was wrong though: the greatest comic character of all time is Needledick the Bug-Fucker
May 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Rich Lowery.
Needledick
Methinks Rich Lowry’s logic circuits have malfunctioned
January 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BINYAMIN YOU NEEDLEDICK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IF I AIRDROPPED INTO NEW YORK AND TALKED LIKE THIS ABOUT I DUNNO FUCKING PIZZA BAGELS OR WHATEVER PATHETIC CRACKER FOOD YOU PROVINCIAL SMALL BRAINED DICKWEEDS ARE CALLING FUSION FOOD THIS WEEK
January 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Even just calling Wounded Knee a "battle" is the most needledick shit I've ever heard. Go finish your desk bottle Pete
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
People forget this but the sexist beer-and-porn fratdouche and the weird mean Republican needledick are natural enemies, see the documentary Animal House to learn more
July 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Audi & BMW owners in the UK are so grateful to Musk, now Tesla’s the arrogant, wanker, needledick driver’s car of choice.
March 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Did anyone ever figure out what needledick was talking about? 🤔
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Needledick bug fuckers, I learned that in the 80’s 🙆🏼‍♀️
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
reposting for visibility bc “needledick” was an award winning insult at our high school
was “needledick” a popular insult in anyone else’s high school or was it just mine? anyway it’s a good one and nanoneedledick is even better
May 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
in high school they called me needledick because of all the needles I used to shoot in my dick
August 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
the larger mechanics of the Khalil case appear to me to be:

1) score settling tweet tweeted by racist org
2) some needledick Nazi goes, hey, he’s not a student, we can deport him ez
3) grab team goes in
4) grab team is presented with green card evidence
5a) maybe calls HQ
5b) grabs anyway
March 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That's a lot of needledick energy, broflake
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Needed a jumpstart, so I drew a quick Needledick
June 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
May 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM