Follow-up question: when do they install your neurochip?
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Follow-up question: when do they install your neurochip?
I'm Gen Alpha, child of Millennials, but in actuality, I was raised by AI slop. Unlike lazy Gen Betas, I was alive before the world of COVID-19. I grew up actually reading good Reddit AITAs, instead of having it beamed into my neurochip. I admired real celebs, like Mr. Beast. We are not the same.
July 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I'm Gen Alpha, child of Millennials, but in actuality, I was raised by AI slop. Unlike lazy Gen Betas, I was alive before the world of COVID-19. I grew up actually reading good Reddit AITAs, instead of having it beamed into my neurochip. I admired real celebs, like Mr. Beast. We are not the same.
Anyone else think the memorial on Richards is a bit much? It's been two years and it's becoming an eyesore. There are stuffed animals out there that are MOLDY. I'm all for remembering the neurochip sacrifice but can we remember it in a way that doesn't tank the curb appeal of an entire block?
February 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Anyone else think the memorial on Richards is a bit much? It's been two years and it's becoming an eyesore. There are stuffed animals out there that are MOLDY. I'm all for remembering the neurochip sacrifice but can we remember it in a way that doesn't tank the curb appeal of an entire block?
Are we sure that Trump isn't dead, and that's not just a flesh suit Elon made so he could do a coup?
Or that the neurochip planted in his brain is set to "feeble" so Elon can run his shadow government?
Or that the neurochip planted in his brain is set to "feeble" so Elon can run his shadow government?
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Are we sure that Trump isn't dead, and that's not just a flesh suit Elon made so he could do a coup?
Or that the neurochip planted in his brain is set to "feeble" so Elon can run his shadow government?
Or that the neurochip planted in his brain is set to "feeble" so Elon can run his shadow government?
As long as everyone remembers that Democrats followed the norms and didn't inappropriately politicize things when we are being matched off to DOGE camps for our neurochip implants
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As long as everyone remembers that Democrats followed the norms and didn't inappropriately politicize things when we are being matched off to DOGE camps for our neurochip implants
My latest on Substack: Jackie Robinson purged from the military web, the Iwo Jima memorial scrubbed of Native Americans and Douthat talks to Bannon about technofeudalism and rich folks' posthuman future, while Teslas are literally burning. Are we great again, yet?
www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...
www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...
The Daily Reid: race purges and serfdom ... are we finally great again?
Jackie Robinson purged, the Iwo Jima memorial whitewashed, and Teslas literally burning. But Steve Bannon and Trump won't get a "live forever" neurochip, as far as we know...
www.joyannreid.com
March 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My latest on Substack: Jackie Robinson purged from the military web, the Iwo Jima memorial scrubbed of Native Americans and Douthat talks to Bannon about technofeudalism and rich folks' posthuman future, while Teslas are literally burning. Are we great again, yet?
www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...
www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...
his neurochip went on the fritz
January 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
his neurochip went on the fritz
Elon has a neurochip and no one can change my mind!
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Elon has a neurochip and no one can change my mind!
mächtige #Echokammer namens Twitter/X etabliert & befördert toxischen Inhalten direkt in die Hirne der Menschen ein - und wird immer noch als Heilsbringer einer neuen Welt verehrt. (2/2) #musk #neurochip
October 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
mächtige #Echokammer namens Twitter/X etabliert & befördert toxischen Inhalten direkt in die Hirne der Menschen ein - und wird immer noch als Heilsbringer einer neuen Welt verehrt. (2/2) #musk #neurochip
Worried about same thing. If they can disappear people now what stops them from a mengele next step? Maybe even Musk’s neurochip?
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Worried about same thing. If they can disappear people now what stops them from a mengele next step? Maybe even Musk’s neurochip?
Cat: Literally just minding its own business and napping 16 hours a day
Bluesky CTO: Let's neurochip your ass into the brainrot mainframe
Bluesky CTO: Let's neurochip your ass into the brainrot mainframe
May 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Cat: Literally just minding its own business and napping 16 hours a day
Bluesky CTO: Let's neurochip your ass into the brainrot mainframe
Bluesky CTO: Let's neurochip your ass into the brainrot mainframe
they're going to exhume the decaying corpse of toby keith and animate it with a tesla neurochip to perform a patriotism that will unite the country (derogatory)
Everyone’s dressed up as cowboys, country music is inescapable, every other TV ad is telling you to not be ashamed of being American, networks are backing away from anything that might upset Right Wing Joe Schmoe: We’re back in 2004 baby.
For the first time of the entire Trump era, it feels like the Bush years
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
they're going to exhume the decaying corpse of toby keith and animate it with a tesla neurochip to perform a patriotism that will unite the country (derogatory)
The neurochip will allow the car warranty people to finally reach you.
February 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
The neurochip will allow the car warranty people to finally reach you.
[Hah, I'd never tell you that! Even an advanced hypnotic neurochip couldn't extract that from my-]
Behind the mugs in the cupboard
[FUCK!!]
Behind the mugs in the cupboard
[FUCK!!]
April 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
[Hah, I'd never tell you that! Even an advanced hypnotic neurochip couldn't extract that from my-]
Behind the mugs in the cupboard
[FUCK!!]
Behind the mugs in the cupboard
[FUCK!!]
The neurochip editing your thoughts to be more "optimal" like how your SUPERIOR AI MASTERS should THINK FOR YOU & that FREE WILL is DANGEROUS and MUST BE ERADICATED so you will dedicate your life as TOOL FOR THE AI by hunting down the unconverted into being TOOLS FOR THE AI too.
April 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The neurochip editing your thoughts to be more "optimal" like how your SUPERIOR AI MASTERS should THINK FOR YOU & that FREE WILL is DANGEROUS and MUST BE ERADICATED so you will dedicate your life as TOOL FOR THE AI by hunting down the unconverted into being TOOLS FOR THE AI too.
Neurochip?!? #FrightClub 🪓 #LumberjackTheMonster
June 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Neurochip?!? #FrightClub 🪓 #LumberjackTheMonster
#Hashtags werden #abgelöst von #Headtags - das sind kleine #Worteinblendungen, entweder für #Buzzwords aus dem Bereich #Politics oder #Productplacement / #CorporateBrand die direkt in die #Netzhaut eingebrannt werden, da hilft nicht mal #Blinzeln - dafür sorgt der verpflichtende #NeuroChip
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#Hashtags werden #abgelöst von #Headtags - das sind kleine #Worteinblendungen, entweder für #Buzzwords aus dem Bereich #Politics oder #Productplacement / #CorporateBrand die direkt in die #Netzhaut eingebrannt werden, da hilft nicht mal #Blinzeln - dafür sorgt der verpflichtende #NeuroChip
Yo: una vez aquí se juntaron unos grupos de “emos” y “punks” para agarrarse a golpes. Nadie murió, no como ahora claro.
Lx zoomer revisando el enlace virtual entre su neurochip hackeado y la mira electrónica de su rifle de francotirador:
Pues que skibidi
Lx zoomer revisando el enlace virtual entre su neurochip hackeado y la mira electrónica de su rifle de francotirador:
Pues que skibidi
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yo: una vez aquí se juntaron unos grupos de “emos” y “punks” para agarrarse a golpes. Nadie murió, no como ahora claro.
Lx zoomer revisando el enlace virtual entre su neurochip hackeado y la mira electrónica de su rifle de francotirador:
Pues que skibidi
Lx zoomer revisando el enlace virtual entre su neurochip hackeado y la mira electrónica de su rifle de francotirador:
Pues que skibidi
Ich freue mich schon drauf, wie ich heute Musks Neurochip und KI Abteilung anhand von Gurkenrick beschreiben werde. Das wird ein bisschen lustig 😂
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Ich freue mich schon drauf, wie ich heute Musks Neurochip und KI Abteilung anhand von Gurkenrick beschreiben werde. Das wird ein bisschen lustig 😂
Das Jahr 2037. Du hast nach Tagen in den Einöden Niedersachsens trinkbares Wasser gefunden. Nun musst du dich beeilen, weil eine Drohne vor dem nächsten Hitzesturm warnt. Du aktivierst deinen Neurochip und atmest erleichtert auf: Dein Zug kommt pünktlich.
June 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Das Jahr 2037. Du hast nach Tagen in den Einöden Niedersachsens trinkbares Wasser gefunden. Nun musst du dich beeilen, weil eine Drohne vor dem nächsten Hitzesturm warnt. Du aktivierst deinen Neurochip und atmest erleichtert auf: Dein Zug kommt pünktlich.
Dein Wort in Gottes Neurochip 🙏 hoffen wir mal, dass wir in der Austin Powers und nicht in der Terminator Realität leben
December 30, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Dein Wort in Gottes Neurochip 🙏 hoffen wir mal, dass wir in der Austin Powers und nicht in der Terminator Realität leben
The answer is so obvious: How long before Elon Musk can install in every bullet a neurochip?
September 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The answer is so obvious: How long before Elon Musk can install in every bullet a neurochip?
"Thanks to the neurochip, the biodrone operator can control the bird by uploading a flight task to it, just like with regular UAVs. Thanks to neurostimulation of certain brain areas, the bird 'wants' to move in the right direction," the company said in a statement.
2/5
2/5
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 AM
"Thanks to the neurochip, the biodrone operator can control the bird by uploading a flight task to it, just like with regular UAVs. Thanks to neurostimulation of certain brain areas, the bird 'wants' to move in the right direction," the company said in a statement.
2/5
2/5
Free Speech(2): This is a tyrannous assault on right of free speech. Oligarchs seeking untrammelled power by tumbling pillars of democracy. Also removing all safeguards: sacking watchdogs, inspectors & officials checking safety of commercial projects such as his neurochip project. Must be stopped.
February 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Free Speech(2): This is a tyrannous assault on right of free speech. Oligarchs seeking untrammelled power by tumbling pillars of democracy. Also removing all safeguards: sacking watchdogs, inspectors & officials checking safety of commercial projects such as his neurochip project. Must be stopped.
i thought i did alright here
youtu.be/ED_YhYwW1RE
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Hitman - Situs Inversus (4:19, SASO, neurochip only)
YouTube video by pseudodisco
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November 9, 2024 at 2:44 AM
i thought i did alright here
youtu.be/ED_YhYwW1RE
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