These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed
September 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed
They talk like Russian newscasters now.
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They talk like Russian newscasters now.
how it started / how its going
September 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
how it started / how its going
Bring back drunk newscasters.
October 18, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Bring back drunk newscasters.
If only newscasters had started this practice in 1974...
January 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If only newscasters had started this practice in 1974...
Even the newscasters are saying that the cops are outnumbered and they can't stop this protest at this point.
June 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Even the newscasters are saying that the cops are outnumbered and they can't stop this protest at this point.
Seems like we're not far from newscasters crying on live television. Happy Thursday!
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Seems like we're not far from newscasters crying on live television. Happy Thursday!
It's a small thing to have a gripe about this morning but to all newscasters, the NEC is NOT in Birmingham!
September 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
It's a small thing to have a gripe about this morning but to all newscasters, the NEC is NOT in Birmingham!
the problem is that the show doesn't have enough Bari Weiss. Whenever she isn't on screen all the other newscasters should be asking "Where's Bari?"
Viewers are rejecting Tony Dokoupil's "CBS Evening News," with the show down 23% in viewers year over year.
"CBS isn’t losing the evening news race, they already lost it," one veteran TV exec told me. Another called the debut a "big whiff."
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
"CBS isn’t losing the evening news race, they already lost it," one veteran TV exec told me. Another called the debut a "big whiff."
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
The Dokoupil Dud
Despite wall-to-wall promotion, Tony Dokoupil’s "CBS Evening News" debut has delivered a ratings dud—and perhaps exposed the limits of Bari Weiss' MAGA-ification of the network.
www.status.news
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the problem is that the show doesn't have enough Bari Weiss. Whenever she isn't on screen all the other newscasters should be asking "Where's Bari?"
Good god, this would make North Korean newscasters blush
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Good god, this would make North Korean newscasters blush
Have you noticed that all the influencers/newscasters who are now government workers are always surprised at the mundanity of what we all know as part of work life, proving they have never worked a real job?
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Jeanine Pirro: First of all, I miss Fox. I love everybody.
Government is hard. I work at least 12 hours a day. You have to pay for water. Let me tell you, they waste millions.
She’s been U.S. Attorney for D.C. for 4 days.
Government is hard. I work at least 12 hours a day. You have to pay for water. Let me tell you, they waste millions.
She’s been U.S. Attorney for D.C. for 4 days.
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Have you noticed that all the influencers/newscasters who are now government workers are always surprised at the mundanity of what we all know as part of work life, proving they have never worked a real job?
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
So well said.
When US newscasters don't get it, I just blame the bubble the US lives in. But Canadian newscasters have no excuse for normalizing this by calling it a "discussion."
When US newscasters don't get it, I just blame the bubble the US lives in. But Canadian newscasters have no excuse for normalizing this by calling it a "discussion."
February 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So well said.
When US newscasters don't get it, I just blame the bubble the US lives in. But Canadian newscasters have no excuse for normalizing this by calling it a "discussion."
When US newscasters don't get it, I just blame the bubble the US lives in. But Canadian newscasters have no excuse for normalizing this by calling it a "discussion."
I wonder if newscasters realize how BDSM “gag order” sounds?
November 13, 2023 at 10:26 AM
I wonder if newscasters realize how BDSM “gag order” sounds?
So stupid that newscasters have to keep saying “the One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Just a horrible embarrassment.
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So stupid that newscasters have to keep saying “the One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Just a horrible embarrassment.
The end of this episode features a special report on (formerly) respected newscasters and AI deepfakes.
August 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The end of this episode features a special report on (formerly) respected newscasters and AI deepfakes.
Russian newscasters are openly laughing and gloating about the Trump/Musk carnival.
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Russian newscasters are openly laughing and gloating about the Trump/Musk carnival.
People have been so brave and tough and resilient. The firefighters and newscasters have been unbelievable.
I’m a San Franciscan. I’ve lived in LA over 25 years. This is a real disaster. LA is fun and cool and diverse. With a caring Mayor and loads of great people. Please don’t be a churl about this catastrophe. Have a heart.
January 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
People have been so brave and tough and resilient. The firefighters and newscasters have been unbelievable.
Fascist news is dull and inaccurate.
Collaborationist newscasters are a bummer.
CC: Katy Tur
Collaborationist newscasters are a bummer.
CC: Katy Tur
"Overall viewership for the first five days of Dokoupil’s official run on the venerable CBS News program was off 23% from what the program captured a year ago"
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘CBS Evening News’ Viewership Slips in First Week Under Tony Dokoupil
CBS Evening News' Viewership Slips in First Week Under Tony Dokoupil
variety.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Fascist news is dull and inaccurate.
Collaborationist newscasters are a bummer.
CC: Katy Tur
Collaborationist newscasters are a bummer.
CC: Katy Tur
In other news, the leopards are continuing to eat the faces while the faceless newscasters tell you it’s fine.
April 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
In other news, the leopards are continuing to eat the faces while the faceless newscasters tell you it’s fine.
We don’t hold moment’s of silence for actors or musicians or newscasters. What the fuck is this? Are they just trying to appease Trump?
A moment of silence was held before the Packers-Commanders game in the wake of Wednesday’s shooting that killed Charlie Kirk.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/662...
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/662...
NFL holds moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before Commanders-Packers game
Kirk, 31, was shot and killed during a speaking event at Utah Valley University on Wednesday.
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We don’t hold moment’s of silence for actors or musicians or newscasters. What the fuck is this? Are they just trying to appease Trump?
the only ethical use case for deepfake ai voices is creating parappa the rapper romhacks where he raps along to newscasters reporting on political assassinations
September 1, 2023 at 12:32 AM
the only ethical use case for deepfake ai voices is creating parappa the rapper romhacks where he raps along to newscasters reporting on political assassinations
Normally in Edmonton, about the closest you get to celebrity sightings are local newscasters.
September 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Normally in Edmonton, about the closest you get to celebrity sightings are local newscasters.