Still awful either way. #notalawyer so I can’t judge the quality of the ruling but it has immediately made trans people’s lives so much harder.
April 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Still awful either way. #notalawyer so I can’t judge the quality of the ruling but it has immediately made trans people’s lives so much harder.
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So at what point can we remove him for dereliction of duty since his response is always that he didn’t know? Either you aren’t doing the job enough to be aware of these cuts, or you’re lying. Both of which constitutes a reason for removal. Dunno about legally because #notalawyer but ya know. 🤬🤬🤬
CARTER: The Adolescent Trial Network for HIV intervention received a stop work order that shut down research at 14 sites where 7 studies were being conducted. Were you aware of that?
RFK JR: As far as I know, we haven't cut any clinica--
CARTER: I'm telling you by your own records you are
RFK JR: As far as I know, we haven't cut any clinica--
CARTER: I'm telling you by your own records you are
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So at what point can we remove him for dereliction of duty since his response is always that he didn’t know? Either you aren’t doing the job enough to be aware of these cuts, or you’re lying. Both of which constitutes a reason for removal. Dunno about legally because #notalawyer but ya know. 🤬🤬🤬
Great start.
I can't wait for the rest of the thugs to be charged.
Maybe with a Gang enhancement. 🤔
#NotALawyer
I can't wait for the rest of the thugs to be charged.
Maybe with a Gang enhancement. 🤔
#NotALawyer
A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.
ICE agent charged with two felonies for pointing his gun at motorists during Operation Metro Surge
Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said a nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the surge.
bit.ly
April 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Great start.
I can't wait for the rest of the thugs to be charged.
Maybe with a Gang enhancement. 🤔
#NotALawyer
I can't wait for the rest of the thugs to be charged.
Maybe with a Gang enhancement. 🤔
#NotALawyer
Wow. As a long time legal nerd, former big law firm legal assistant, but #notalawyer I’m beyond shocked at this entire exchange. When do we get bar referrals for losing licenses?
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wow. As a long time legal nerd, former big law firm legal assistant, but #notalawyer I’m beyond shocked at this entire exchange. When do we get bar referrals for losing licenses?
Seems to me that lacking consent it’s called rape. #notalawyer
December 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Seems to me that lacking consent it’s called rape. #notalawyer
Looks like he closed the door on any sequels.
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Looks like he closed the door on any sequels.
Vinaigrette Notalawyer
Blue Cheese Writes Smut
French Slacker
April 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Vinaigrette Notalawyer
Awww... and Tommy Notalawyer worked so hard to fluff Trump amd the Big Lie.
June 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Awww... and Tommy Notalawyer worked so hard to fluff Trump amd the Big Lie.
This class action suit from illegally fired Dems is going to cost taxpayers SO MUCH MONEY!
#NotALawyer
#NotALawyer
Trump: "When you shut it down, you have to do layoffs. So, we'd be laying off a lot of people that are going to be very affected, and they're gonna be Democrats."
September 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This class action suit from illegally fired Dems is going to cost taxpayers SO MUCH MONEY!
#NotALawyer
#NotALawyer
This is what the people of the UK will be seeing when they log into Vanillo today. We would like to sincerely apologize. We hope these draconian acts can soon be repealed. Here is a legal message from our lawyer* Lenny Loophole.
*Not certified in any state. #NotALawyer
*Not certified in any state. #NotALawyer
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what the people of the UK will be seeing when they log into Vanillo today. We would like to sincerely apologize. We hope these draconian acts can soon be repealed. Here is a legal message from our lawyer* Lenny Loophole.
*Not certified in any state. #NotALawyer
*Not certified in any state. #NotALawyer
It's called juror nullification, I believe.
#NotALawyer
Today is a good day for people who like onions and MUSTAAAAAAAARD! on your sandwich. 😁
#NotALawyer
Today is a good day for people who like onions and MUSTAAAAAAAARD! on your sandwich. 😁
in light of sandwich guy I am contractually obligated to remind you that jurors can always prevent a conviction by choosing to say "not guilty" 🙂
the power to refuse to convict is espech important rn given the Trump admin's rampant criminalization and repression of dissent (and other freedoms, too)
the power to refuse to convict is espech important rn given the Trump admin's rampant criminalization and repression of dissent (and other freedoms, too)
today in news that makes me say 'wait I have something for this'
specifically p. 203-207 of The Originalism Trap, where I discuss jury nullification
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/735353...
specifically p. 203-207 of The Originalism Trap, where I discuss jury nullification
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/735353...
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's called juror nullification, I believe.
#NotALawyer
Today is a good day for people who like onions and MUSTAAAAAAAARD! on your sandwich. 😁
#NotALawyer
Today is a good day for people who like onions and MUSTAAAAAAAARD! on your sandwich. 😁
everybody gotta relearn the phrase "Gorpman and Bleemer"
November 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
everybody gotta relearn the phrase "Gorpman and Bleemer"
11/21 This is how we resist. By forcing them to adhere to current policy, they either have to admit the order is against policy, and retract it, or they have to change the policies, which would open them up to litigation (which they might be already even without putting it in writing #notalawyer).
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
11/21 This is how we resist. By forcing them to adhere to current policy, they either have to admit the order is against policy, and retract it, or they have to change the policies, which would open them up to litigation (which they might be already even without putting it in writing #notalawyer).
Citing…a concurrence and a dissent? (Maybe this is totally normal/kosher and I’m showing my notalawyer butt here)
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Citing…a concurrence and a dissent? (Maybe this is totally normal/kosher and I’m showing my notalawyer butt here)
Jebus. I don't know which number makes my head spin the most.
3? Because murdle is wrong?
148, because, murdle again.
43, because they're each illegal acts? (Piracy? Illegal war action? IDK. I'm #NotALawyer.)
3? Because murdle is wrong?
148, because, murdle again.
43, because they're each illegal acts? (Piracy? Illegal war action? IDK. I'm #NotALawyer.)
The U.S. military said Friday it carried out another deadly strike on a vessel accused of trafficking drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing three and raising the death toll from the Trump administration's campaign against alleged drug boats to at least 148 people in at least 43 attacks.
US military strikes another alleged drug boat in eastern Pacific Ocean, killing 3
www.stripes.com
February 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Jebus. I don't know which number makes my head spin the most.
3? Because murdle is wrong?
148, because, murdle again.
43, because they're each illegal acts? (Piracy? Illegal war action? IDK. I'm #NotALawyer.)
3? Because murdle is wrong?
148, because, murdle again.
43, because they're each illegal acts? (Piracy? Illegal war action? IDK. I'm #NotALawyer.)
The reason the notalawyer guy doesn't bring up Piker saying all Jews are inbred, or him saying 10/7 rapes were good, or him abusing his dog is because Pete agrees with those things. He just has slightly more brains than other Piker fans, enough to know he shouldn't say them out loud.
April 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The reason the notalawyer guy doesn't bring up Piker saying all Jews are inbred, or him saying 10/7 rapes were good, or him abusing his dog is because Pete agrees with those things. He just has slightly more brains than other Piker fans, enough to know he shouldn't say them out loud.
#notalawyer but I’ve got a hunch that you can’t overturn constitutional provisions with a line in a legislative act.
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#notalawyer but I’ve got a hunch that you can’t overturn constitutional provisions with a line in a legislative act.
It's magic as far as I'm concerned.
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's magic as far as I'm concerned.