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Khaby Lame is the TOP CREATOR on #TikTok with 163M followers

#TaylorSwift doubles his total with 33.5M followers

Donald Trump is the most followed politician "in the USA" at 16M, but outside the USA is "invisible"

#NotAFlex
Trump: "You know who the number one person on Tic Tac is by far? Trump. Me. Taylor Swift was number 11."
July 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Actual argument I’ve read from a twit of the #MAGA persuasion: “YOU KNOW IF YOU SCROLL THE INTERNET LONG ENOUGH YOU CAN FIND IMAGES OF TRANS PEOPLE MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC STALLS!!!!”

So you, uh…deliberately scroll…long and hard for that shit, eh?

#Notaflex, my guy. Not. A. Flex. #transally #humor
Monkey Puppet Side Eye Look
ALT: Monkey Puppet Side Eye Look
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May 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Why aren't more Americans upset about THIS?!
Signed, A two-time surviving cancer patient.
Then again, these are magas we speak of... #notaflex
The question everybody should be asking is what kind of government do you have when a grandmother has to work delivery for DoorDash to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment.
April 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The number of folks who would come into the library and proudly proclaim that they hadn’t “been to one of these since the 4th grade!”
Like yea, we can tell. #notaflex
If one uses library nerd as an insult, one needs to visit there for a first time in their life.
February 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
💪🏽🤩🏁, for all notaflex boycotters!
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That is just proof that America is the Dodo Bird Of All the Countries.
It also Explains the Self Destruction the Dumbass Whites Keep Choosing.

#NotAFlex
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Dude. 🤣
#NotaFlex
Oh man. Embarrassing for Dean Cain.

ICE posting his training session like it’s some kind of “Man of Steel” flex. Although it tracks with the incompetent, undertrained ICE agents we’re seeing on the streets.
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Berman: Was the President right about the polling?

Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.
August 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
'Brimley Sootnose - Your lack of empathy is not a flex.' now available!!

#newdlebob #newdlebobs #newdle #artmoot #artmoots #meme #memes #yourlackofempathyisnotaflex #notaflex #lackofempathy #empathy
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So it's a PROBLEM when they harass elected officials? It's not a PROBLEM when they illegally KIDNAP and DISAPPEAR 10s of 1000s,or when ICE and CBP conduct ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIONAL raids on private citizens, or when their DOMESTIC TERRORISM CAMPAIGN makes a mockery of all we stand for?
#NotAFlex
May 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If you’re a grown ass man wearing your cap backwards please stop. If you must continue for the love of God buy a fitted cap. #NotAFlex
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
no worries I thought there was going to be some nuanced take that I wouldn't get just by googling

as evidence that I really never did read the book I didn't even know that Moby Dick was the whale

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December 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
For a poet who never submits his own work, it appears I'm 'forthcoming' in a bunch of publications and podcasts over the next 18 months – most of which are still unproduced or unrecorded right now. Should've noted everything I agreed to, as I'm struggling to remember! #notaflex
December 10, 2024 at 11:46 PM