#Obsess
(obsess with her)
November 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
a perennial lacuna that eats them up from the inside and they obsess over, rather than, you know, growing the fuck up.
November 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Me, 2 hours ago: I'm just gonna watch football, not obsess about the midterms\
Me, now:
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November 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
They should make Greenland a state just so we can get some earlier poll closures to obsess about
November 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
can still be damaging. He’s likely to obsess over foreign policy too as it’s an area he still controls. So don’t expect things to change too much if at all.
November 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
November 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
ran into a girl who created a social media burner to obsess over me after i cut her out of my life in the background of a hinge match's photo 😶
November 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
look if you want to obsess over e-day turnout reports that's your funeral but I am remaining fully agnostic, please do not tag me in
November 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Dream of, obsess on, and practice diligently.
November 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
i get to obsess over the same image for 3 days its okay
November 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Obama knows what it feels like when people obsess over your middle name.
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
im obsess
November 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
ironically, they did what progressives always get accused of doing: obsess over an issue that's really important to them, miss the mark, & appear out of touch in the process
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
it's so fucking nice to have new striker voice clips to obsess over
November 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Every american politician is going to fucking obsess over gas prices for the rest of time
November 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
As your heavily tattooed friend, only this advice:

1. Don't obsess over a tattoo that is "meaningful." Obsess over a tattoo that is beautiful. You'll have to look at it forever.

2. Find a brilliant artist you love and trust and pay good money for the work. This is NOT where you want to be frugal.
November 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Planning on going to the gym tonight during peak media cycle so I can get out of my own head and not obsess about things I have no control over.
November 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Seriously though I'll ship most things but if you include Blitz I'm more likely to obsess over it ngl
November 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Can't obsess over early vote counts because I've got to attend a lecture about Beech Leaf Disease 👍
November 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Like if Trump wants to obsess over minor quality of life stuff like this and not starting wars, good.
November 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
So here’s some sick fucking shit dreamed up by people who obsess over children’s genitals.

We need to fight this fuckery HARD.
DDHQ Race Update (est. 59% in): Washington Initiative Measure No. IL26-638 Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports

Yes (N): 1,040,633 (56.1%)
No (N): 813,449 (43.9%)

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November 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There is a similar phenomenon in Economics where cranks obsess about fiat money not being “real” money.
November 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
anyone wanna obsess over hubcap with me, I have ideas with hubcap and jackpot that involve dubious intentions.... looks around
November 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I got audiobooks. I can obsess over political results, post badly, AND read a good book.
November 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The way the wealthy/powerful and their court stenographers obsess about what we're doing over here, it might be the *most* real life of all.
if bluesky isn't real life then why do the bosses care so much about what we say on here
November 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM