#OnCall,
Every single oncall tool or paging tool now call themselves an “AI platform” or “AI-first operations platform”

🤡

(Pretty sure it’s not just the oncall tooling category btw)
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i wish i was oncall for hooking up with chill dames instead of being oncall for website
May 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Wish i wasnt oncall so I could enjoy the weekend
March 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I LOVE NOT BEING ONCALL

I went to the gym and I didn't even have to bring my laptop with me
March 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the best polycules are those with 24/7 SRE oncall rotation
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Happy holidays to everyone, but especially those who are oncall and standing vigil. May the queries flow and pagers be silent.
December 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
As a dev, do you ever look forward to being woken up at 2am by an oncall alert?

I HATED it.

So why has no startup looked into building an AI agent that attempts to do basic mitigation, making for smoother oncall?

The first "startup" that is doing it is... Microsoft:
May 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
2045 hours
Phone rings, van goes.
#oncall
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i love being oncall and getting paged 🥹
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
every week we beg paul not to page the oncall when his posts flop and he says “no”
Minor hiccup in event processing should resolve soon. I became aware of the issue when I made an awesome post that flopped so hard that I immediately knew the app was broken
June 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
IM OFF ONCALL. IM FREE. FUCK.
June 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Watching #OnCall
February 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oncall with Dr Julie on Instagram advocating for a Cancer patient with CVS Caremark
September 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Send the prayer for oncall engineers in streaming services tonight
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
rlly stressed but finally got to sleep, just to wake up to work oncall ..
March 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Celebrating the 2nd-to-last oncall duty for this year 🤩. Soon holidays. 🧪🧫🦠🔬
December 22, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Had a stressful week oncall. Now time for relief.
February 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
happy silksong day to valve's steam store oncall engineers!
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Seems a good bed for when you're an aws OnCall though
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
MFF right to oncall shift to weekend to flying right back out is @-@ whew a mess
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
anyone wanna come over and beat me up im oncall so i cant go out
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today I am reminded that, at a certain level of seniority, there is not merely “oncall” and “not oncall.” There is also a secret third thing, and that is called “not oncall but also it’s a sunday & nobody else in the org both has the technical ability to fix The Problem and is looking at slack”
May 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Today is all about the #SaturdaySnoozles. Please let us know if there is a parked car to bark at. #SuperSleepy #NappyNaps #OnCall

#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfThreads #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens
March 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
just sent my final YouTube CDN oncall handoff 🥂🥂🥂
April 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I broke the air seals on purpose because I knew he was oncall today
August 30, 2023 at 9:20 PM