thank you pResident tRump for tackling the most important issues facing us Americans today!
fucking loser
(look over here... not over there)
#PaperStraws
fucking loser
(look over here... not over there)
#PaperStraws
February 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
thank you pResident tRump for tackling the most important issues facing us Americans today!
fucking loser
(look over here... not over there)
#PaperStraws
fucking loser
(look over here... not over there)
#PaperStraws
(paperstraws for worldpeace)
August 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
(paperstraws for worldpeace)
Latest appearance by @lawyeroyer.com, talking about DOJ on the Weekend on MSNBC! #paperstraws #looneytunes
“When I was at the department, we were getting bombarded daily with these orders from [Bondi]... It got down so far into the minutia, we got a memo saying the Department of Justice is abolishing paper straws.” Former DOJ attorney Liz Oyer on memos from AG Pam Bondi at the department.
May 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Latest appearance by @lawyeroyer.com, talking about DOJ on the Weekend on MSNBC! #paperstraws #looneytunes
These bitches wouldn't wear masks or use paperstraws to spite the opposition.
March 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
These bitches wouldn't wear masks or use paperstraws to spite the opposition.
Eat your heart out, Mr Trump. #paperstraws
March 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Eat your heart out, Mr Trump. #paperstraws
Triumph over #paperstraws
In Trump's first 100 days, he alienated us from our allies, crashed the stock market, decimated U.S. cancer research, expelled American toddlers, lost the Canadian election by proxy, and threatened your Social Security checks.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
But at least he focused on the important stuff.
April 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Triumph over #paperstraws
the last straw, straight to your maw, murdering mindstates like a mob of crows' KAW! KAW!! KAW!!! -carry on until carrion.
#microplastics #insaneinthemembrane
#bizasusual #plasticstraws #paperstraws #brain #blood #neuroplasticity #neurotic #neuronal #endocrine #system #health #environmental #mental
#microplastics #insaneinthemembrane
#bizasusual #plasticstraws #paperstraws #brain #blood #neuroplasticity #neurotic #neuronal #endocrine #system #health #environmental #mental
A new study revealed the presence of microplastics – tiny fragments of degraded plastic – in human brain tissue. While previous research has identified microplastics in the liver, kidneys, and placenta, this suggests that the brain may be especially vulnerable to these tiny synthetic particles.
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the last straw, straight to your maw, murdering mindstates like a mob of crows' KAW! KAW!! KAW!!! -carry on until carrion.
#microplastics #insaneinthemembrane
#bizasusual #plasticstraws #paperstraws #brain #blood #neuroplasticity #neurotic #neuronal #endocrine #system #health #environmental #mental
#microplastics #insaneinthemembrane
#bizasusual #plasticstraws #paperstraws #brain #blood #neuroplasticity #neurotic #neuronal #endocrine #system #health #environmental #mental
Very true! Just like paperstraws
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Very true! Just like paperstraws
Superbad Newswire:
"Trump bans paper straws, calling them ‘a disaster.’ Funkateers, the planet’s burnin’, oceans chokin’, but plastic’s back on the menu. Priorities, right?"
#Trump #PaperStraws #PlasticPollution #ClimateCrisis #BopGun #Parliament #Funk #EnvironmentalPolicy #SuperbadNewswire
"Trump bans paper straws, calling them ‘a disaster.’ Funkateers, the planet’s burnin’, oceans chokin’, but plastic’s back on the menu. Priorities, right?"
#Trump #PaperStraws #PlasticPollution #ClimateCrisis #BopGun #Parliament #Funk #EnvironmentalPolicy #SuperbadNewswire
Parliament - Bop Gun {Endangered Species}
YouTube video by soulbrothanumbahone
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Superbad Newswire:
"Trump bans paper straws, calling them ‘a disaster.’ Funkateers, the planet’s burnin’, oceans chokin’, but plastic’s back on the menu. Priorities, right?"
#Trump #PaperStraws #PlasticPollution #ClimateCrisis #BopGun #Parliament #Funk #EnvironmentalPolicy #SuperbadNewswire
"Trump bans paper straws, calling them ‘a disaster.’ Funkateers, the planet’s burnin’, oceans chokin’, but plastic’s back on the menu. Priorities, right?"
#Trump #PaperStraws #PlasticPollution #ClimateCrisis #BopGun #Parliament #Funk #EnvironmentalPolicy #SuperbadNewswire
Trump to sign EO banning the use of paper straws. MAGA rejoices, not realizing however, that it only applies to federal lands and national parks. Remember folks, EOs only govern federal employees that fall under the purview of the Executive Branch. #paperstraws #plasticstraws #trump
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump to sign EO banning the use of paper straws. MAGA rejoices, not realizing however, that it only applies to federal lands and national parks. Remember folks, EOs only govern federal employees that fall under the purview of the Executive Branch. #paperstraws #plasticstraws #trump
'BACK TO PLASTIC!': Trump says he will sign executive order ditching paper straws
Wait for Dutton to suddenly say that Australia should get rid of paper straws and go back to plastic!
#temutrump
Wait for Dutton to suddenly say that Australia should get rid of paper straws and go back to plastic!
#temutrump
'BACK TO PLASTIC!': Trump says he will sign executive order ditching paper straws
President Trump said he will sign an executive order next week ending past efforts from Biden for the federal government to embrace paper straws.
www.usatoday.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
tankerTWEETland comix No 2127 - Millie: "Paper Straw..." (5/1/2026) #webcomics #webcomic #comics #DiscoverComics #humor #humour #Satire #Memes #memesdaily #millie #prudence #people #friends #Coffee #family #CoffeeTime #Words #lol #WTF #OMG #talk #friday #fridayvibes #paperstraws #starbucks #work
May 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
tankerTWEETland comix No 2127 - Millie: "Paper Straw..." (5/1/2026) #webcomics #webcomic #comics #DiscoverComics #humor #humour #Satire #Memes #memesdaily #millie #prudence #people #friends #Coffee #family #CoffeeTime #Words #lol #WTF #OMG #talk #friday #fridayvibes #paperstraws #starbucks #work
Who had paper straws as the bad guy in 2025? President Trump signed an executive order against them. Karrie Laughton’s factory in Rochester makes them. She’s dumbfounded by it all. #Paperstraws spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-...
Upstate paper straw maker slams Trump's 'war' on paper straws
“There’s been basically a war waged on paper straws,” said Karrie Laughton, owner of Roc Paper Straws.
spectrumlocalnews.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Who had paper straws as the bad guy in 2025? President Trump signed an executive order against them. Karrie Laughton’s factory in Rochester makes them. She’s dumbfounded by it all. #Paperstraws spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-...
The evil and super obvious game plan
was to roll out the #PaperStraws ,
get consumer complaints
and consumer pressure on the government
to switch back to plastic straws
and save that tiny fraction of a cent per straw.
was to roll out the #PaperStraws ,
get consumer complaints
and consumer pressure on the government
to switch back to plastic straws
and save that tiny fraction of a cent per straw.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The evil and super obvious game plan
was to roll out the #PaperStraws ,
get consumer complaints
and consumer pressure on the government
to switch back to plastic straws
and save that tiny fraction of a cent per straw.
was to roll out the #PaperStraws ,
get consumer complaints
and consumer pressure on the government
to switch back to plastic straws
and save that tiny fraction of a cent per straw.
New #favoritesong #publicenemy #paperstraws #WaterSaver showers #pennies #monopolyman #compilation #capcut #instagram
May 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
February 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“WHO KNEW?” #paperstraws #paperstrawsareevil #amuck #runningamuck #amusk #chaos #whoknew #upsidedown #upsidedowncoumtry
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Crucial memo shared with me that was sent out to all Department of Justice staffers tonight from Attorney General Pam Bondi:
![Office of the Attorney General
Washington, D.C. 20530
March 11, 2025
MEMORANDUM FOR ALL DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEES
FROM: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
SUBJECT: ENDING PROCUREMENT OF PAPER STRAWS
President Trump recognized that there has been "[a]n irrational campaign against plastic straws” that has led to the forced use of nonfunctional, more expensive, and potentially hazardous, paper straws. The Department stands with the President in rejecting these misguided efforts.
On February 10, 2025, President Trump issued an Executive Order, Ending Procurement and Forced Use of Paper Straws (Feb. 10, 2025), that restores reason, saves money, and protects human health and the environment by making clear that it is "the Policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws." The Executive Order additionally directed the heads of executive departments and agencies to "take all appropriate action to eliminate the procurement of paper straws and otherwise ensure that paper straws are no longer provided within agency buildings" and to "take appropriate action to eliminate policies designed to disfavor plastic straws."
In accordance with President Trump's direction, it is the policy of the Department to eliminate the procurement and provision of paper straws. The Justice Management Division (and other Department components, if applicable) shall take appropriate action to eliminate the procurement of paper straws and ensure that paper straws are no longer provided within Department buildings. Department components shall take appropriate action to identify and eliminate any portion of policy or guidance documents designed to disfavor plastic straws.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreie5p33dnb4kjxzsdbr6nbvq4qna2xrpelb54ldg6nhxkvylvusnnq)
March 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Paper straws, a haiku:
These things are just ass
Limp sensory hellishness
Who the fuck likes them
#haiku #PaperStraws
These things are just ass
Limp sensory hellishness
Who the fuck likes them
#haiku #PaperStraws
April 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Paper straws, a haiku:
These things are just ass
Limp sensory hellishness
Who the fuck likes them
#haiku #PaperStraws
These things are just ass
Limp sensory hellishness
Who the fuck likes them
#haiku #PaperStraws