PARDON HUNTER. 🙏
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
PARDON HUNTER. 🙏
Trump’s pardon didn’t cover everything.
July 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Trump’s pardon didn’t cover everything.
Another buy a pardon deal... disgusting!
July 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Another buy a pardon deal... disgusting!
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Pardon me?", literally.
February 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"Pardon me?", literally.
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
February 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
Who thinks an impeached president should lose his pardon powers?
September 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Who thinks an impeached president should lose his pardon powers?
Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
It's a great pardon. A beautiful pardon. A pardon the likes of which we've never seen. Believe me folks. . .
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
It's a great pardon. A beautiful pardon. A pardon the likes of which we've never seen. Believe me folks. . .
President Ineptstein’s next pardon.
June 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
President Ineptstein’s next pardon.
Innocent people don’t pardon criminals to protect themselves.
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Innocent people don’t pardon criminals to protect themselves.
Maybe a president shouldn’t have pardon power.
March 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Maybe a president shouldn’t have pardon power.
BLANCHE: Who the president chooses to pardon is not a problem, period
IVEY: What's the legal basis for that statement?
BLANCHE: The Constitution
IVEY: The Constitution does not give him the authority to pardon in exchange for payments. It does not permit bribery
IVEY: What's the legal basis for that statement?
BLANCHE: The Constitution
IVEY: The Constitution does not give him the authority to pardon in exchange for payments. It does not permit bribery
June 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
BLANCHE: Who the president chooses to pardon is not a problem, period
IVEY: What's the legal basis for that statement?
BLANCHE: The Constitution
IVEY: The Constitution does not give him the authority to pardon in exchange for payments. It does not permit bribery
IVEY: What's the legal basis for that statement?
BLANCHE: The Constitution
IVEY: The Constitution does not give him the authority to pardon in exchange for payments. It does not permit bribery
Pardon her French!
October 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Pardon her French!
He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.
March 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.
Presidents shouldn’t have the power to pardon anyone. It’s all so corrupt.
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Presidents shouldn’t have the power to pardon anyone. It’s all so corrupt.
Epstein accuser
'disgusted' at Maxwell pardon speculation
'disgusted' at Maxwell pardon speculation
August 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Epstein accuser
'disgusted' at Maxwell pardon speculation
'disgusted' at Maxwell pardon speculation
Every STATE needs to follow this lead
Trump cannot pardon
.
April 13, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Every STATE needs to follow this lead
Trump cannot pardon
.
Impeached presidents should lose pardon powers at least
July 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Impeached presidents should lose pardon powers at least
The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
My statement on President Biden's pardon:
January 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My statement on President Biden's pardon:
He's totally going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by the way.
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He's totally going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by the way.
We should get rid of the presidential pardon entirely.
June 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We should get rid of the presidential pardon entirely.
In my opinion President's should not have the Pardon Power.
June 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
In my opinion President's should not have the Pardon Power.
I beg your pardon, he never promised us a rose garden.
February 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I beg your pardon, he never promised us a rose garden.