“It’s the silent G in ‘phlegm’ that bothers me” he sighed poignantly over lasagna and champagne, his eyes bright and his voice rough.
November 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
“It’s the silent G in ‘phlegm’ that bothers me” he sighed poignantly over lasagna and champagne, his eyes bright and his voice rough.
That absolute exquisite feeling when you’ve coughed up phlegm
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
That absolute exquisite feeling when you’ve coughed up phlegm
"I DON'T NEED THIS MUCH PHLEGM!" I cry as I shake my fist at the heavens
November 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
"I DON'T NEED THIS MUCH PHLEGM!" I cry as I shake my fist at the heavens
i love coughing and choking on phlegm after i eat
November 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i love coughing and choking on phlegm after i eat
Phlegm comes from Latin
November 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Phlegm comes from Latin
With phlegm.
American CEOs and business folk are NOT good people! They’re evil MFs and I encourage everyone to start spitting on the ground at the mere mention of their names.
November 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
With phlegm.
the more phlegm you have, the less silent the g.
November 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
the more phlegm you have, the less silent the g.
“Just write-in rape” *guffaws of phlegm and spittle*
November 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
“Just write-in rape” *guffaws of phlegm and spittle*
I remember Hocking a huge disgusting phlegm wad on someone's Cybertruck. I don't regret it.
November 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I remember Hocking a huge disgusting phlegm wad on someone's Cybertruck. I don't regret it.
Same, sat on an 8 flight with a man with a hacking cough and phlegm behind me with no mask . I masked up. Siri play Apparently Nothin’
The woman next to me on this plane has a nasty cough.
She’s coughing into the air and her hands very dramatically. Touching everything.
I have my personal air purifier on my tits and my mask on.
I fucking hate you rat bastard bitches who spread germs like this.
She’s coughing into the air and her hands very dramatically. Touching everything.
I have my personal air purifier on my tits and my mask on.
I fucking hate you rat bastard bitches who spread germs like this.
November 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Same, sat on an 8 flight with a man with a hacking cough and phlegm behind me with no mask . I masked up. Siri play Apparently Nothin’
"A Phlegm Futile, Chessington!"
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
November 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"A Phlegm Futile, Chessington!"
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
make a random noise and try to transcribe it
gale
bart
fiona
phil
skwlarsh
smith
splorf
jean
squeem
anne
flamp
gneurshk
kalil
phlegm
mary
greg
gale
bart
fiona
phil
skwlarsh
smith
splorf
jean
squeem
anne
flamp
gneurshk
kalil
phlegm
mary
greg
November 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
make a random noise and try to transcribe it
gale
bart
fiona
phil
skwlarsh
smith
splorf
jean
squeem
anne
flamp
gneurshk
kalil
phlegm
mary
greg
gale
bart
fiona
phil
skwlarsh
smith
splorf
jean
squeem
anne
flamp
gneurshk
kalil
phlegm
mary
greg
Blood. Phlegm. Yellow bile. Black bile. Long ago the four humors lived together in harmony.
November 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Blood. Phlegm. Yellow bile. Black bile. Long ago the four humors lived together in harmony.
It's fineeee well it isn't I wanna explode into phlegm but at least I'm alive?
November 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It's fineeee well it isn't I wanna explode into phlegm but at least I'm alive?
I am ready for my head to contain the normal amount of phlegm again, please and thank you.
November 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I am ready for my head to contain the normal amount of phlegm again, please and thank you.
still fighting a nasty chest cold but on the mend. managed to do 3 loads of laundry and deep clean my apartment today to disinfect from the sickness. hopefully i stop coughing up phlegm soon
November 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
still fighting a nasty chest cold but on the mend. managed to do 3 loads of laundry and deep clean my apartment today to disinfect from the sickness. hopefully i stop coughing up phlegm soon
Only natural ingredients spit and morning phlegm 🐽
November 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Only natural ingredients spit and morning phlegm 🐽
"A phlegm" since that's one of the terms for a group of slugs.
November 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"A phlegm" since that's one of the terms for a group of slugs.
the coming week on linkedin will have the most absolutely psychotic takes on this, the vibes on the feed will be absolutely wretched and i'm going to soak in it like a phlegm jacuzzi
November 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
the coming week on linkedin will have the most absolutely psychotic takes on this, the vibes on the feed will be absolutely wretched and i'm going to soak in it like a phlegm jacuzzi
First day where I can breathe from my nose in a while but now my cough is so bad my throat is full of phlegm and breathing from the mouth is fine but I can feel it's slightly harder than usual
Pain in the fucking ass...
Pain in the fucking ass...
November 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
First day where I can breathe from my nose in a while but now my cough is so bad my throat is full of phlegm and breathing from the mouth is fine but I can feel it's slightly harder than usual
Pain in the fucking ass...
Pain in the fucking ass...
The phlegm!! Now we can hock it all to Mars.
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The phlegm!! Now we can hock it all to Mars.
Yay! This time I ate the avocados before they turned into phlegm bombs.
November 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Yay! This time I ate the avocados before they turned into phlegm bombs.
Sick of being ill. When I get a cold I get it really bad compared to most people and now I've been in this stupid coughy phlegm stage for a week now 😭 Having a coughing fit every night too
12 days of being ill and counting..I'm fed up
12 days of being ill and counting..I'm fed up
November 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Sick of being ill. When I get a cold I get it really bad compared to most people and now I've been in this stupid coughy phlegm stage for a week now 😭 Having a coughing fit every night too
12 days of being ill and counting..I'm fed up
12 days of being ill and counting..I'm fed up
I’ve only been sick a handful of times since 2020, and I count my blessings every time.
However, this shit sucks, and I would like to be done hacking up phlegm and having all the other cold symptoms, please.
However, this shit sucks, and I would like to be done hacking up phlegm and having all the other cold symptoms, please.
November 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’ve only been sick a handful of times since 2020, and I count my blessings every time.
However, this shit sucks, and I would like to be done hacking up phlegm and having all the other cold symptoms, please.
However, this shit sucks, and I would like to be done hacking up phlegm and having all the other cold symptoms, please.
Was he adding phlegm to the Hs (or to every vowel, which would definitely indicate an overt "micro aggression" (if microaggressions can be overtly intentional, otherwise I guess it's just obviously racist aggression))? Hasan is a super common name nowadays, there's no excuse to fuck it up.
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Was he adding phlegm to the Hs (or to every vowel, which would definitely indicate an overt "micro aggression" (if microaggressions can be overtly intentional, otherwise I guess it's just obviously racist aggression))? Hasan is a super common name nowadays, there's no excuse to fuck it up.