Look, I don't want to brag, but I just updated the PHP settings on all my domains. That's right, look who's rocking PHP 8.4 over here, suck it, all you PHP 8.1 losers
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Look, I don't want to brag, but I just updated the PHP settings on all my domains. That's right, look who's rocking PHP 8.4 over here, suck it, all you PHP 8.1 losers
Anyone need a wordpress plugin?
September 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Anyone need a wordpress plugin?
This is starting to look nice…
November 12, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This is starting to look nice…
php is cool now
February 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
php is cool now
the only logical follow-up to React Server Components is client-side PHP
December 24, 2024 at 1:01 PM
the only logical follow-up to React Server Components is client-side PHP
free php web hosting
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
August 11, 2024 at 9:51 PM
free php web hosting
PHP -> PHP is a widely-used server-side scripting language especially suited for web development, powering many websites and web applications.
September 10, 2024 at 5:35 AM
PHP -> PHP is a widely-used server-side scripting language especially suited for web development, powering many websites and web applications.
Announcing the pre-release of the PHP Installer for Extensions (PIE) 🎉
Think of it as Composer for PHP extensions: they’re distributed via Packagist and handled similar to regular PHP packages.
Check it out and share your feedback 🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
Think of it as Composer for PHP extensions: they’re distributed via Packagist and handled similar to regular PHP packages.
Check it out and share your feedback 🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
Announcing the Pre-Release of the PHP Installer for Extensions (PIE)
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Announcing the pre-release of the PHP Installer for Extensions (PIE) 🎉
Think of it as Composer for PHP extensions: they’re distributed via Packagist and handled similar to regular PHP packages.
Check it out and share your feedback 🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
Think of it as Composer for PHP extensions: they’re distributed via Packagist and handled similar to regular PHP packages.
Check it out and share your feedback 🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
i was trying to explain my computer touching problem to my husband and he asked me what php was and you know what? i have no fucking idea what php is
September 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
i was trying to explain my computer touching problem to my husband and he asked me what php was and you know what? i have no fucking idea what php is
#PrehistoricPlanet
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE HONKERS!'
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE HONKERS!'
May 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
#PrehistoricPlanet
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE HONKERS!'
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE HONKERS!'
➡️ The PHP manual has learned a new trick, you can now run the code right in the browser!
🥳 Thanks to @soyuka for the implementation!
#php #documentation
🥳 Thanks to @soyuka for the implementation!
#php #documentation
December 3, 2024 at 10:59 AM
➡️ The PHP manual has learned a new trick, you can now run the code right in the browser!
🥳 Thanks to @soyuka for the implementation!
#php #documentation
🥳 Thanks to @soyuka for the implementation!
#php #documentation
am i gonna have to learn php first?
July 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
am i gonna have to learn php first?
I miss editing PHP files on production servers using vim
May 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I miss editing PHP files on production servers using vim
PHP 8.4 is Now Released!
🔹 Property hooks
🔹 Asymmetric visibility
🔹 New DOM features and HTML5 support
🔹 Object API for BCMath
🔹 new MyClass()->method() without parentheses
and a whole lot more!
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
🔹 Property hooks
🔹 Asymmetric visibility
🔹 New DOM features and HTML5 support
🔹 Object API for BCMath
🔹 new MyClass()->method() without parentheses
and a whole lot more!
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
PHP Core Roundup #20: PHP 8.4 is Released!
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
PHP 8.4 is Now Released!
🔹 Property hooks
🔹 Asymmetric visibility
🔹 New DOM features and HTML5 support
🔹 Object API for BCMath
🔹 new MyClass()->method() without parentheses
and a whole lot more!
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
🔹 Property hooks
🔹 Asymmetric visibility
🔹 New DOM features and HTML5 support
🔹 Object API for BCMath
🔹 new MyClass()->method() without parentheses
and a whole lot more!
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
FrankenPHP is now officially supported by the PHP Foundation, the project repository will be moved to the PHP organization on GitHub, and the collaboration between the PHP project, the Caddy web server, and @les-tilleuls.coop will intensify even further!
les-tilleuls.coop/en/blog/fran...
les-tilleuls.coop/en/blog/fran...
FrankenPHP is now officially supported by the PHP Foundation | Les-Tilleuls.coop
The FrankenPHP project is now officially supported by the PHP Foundation to simplifiy the PHP development experience.
les-tilleuls.coop
May 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
FrankenPHP is now officially supported by the PHP Foundation, the project repository will be moved to the PHP organization on GitHub, and the collaboration between the PHP project, the Caddy web server, and @les-tilleuls.coop will intensify even further!
les-tilleuls.coop/en/blog/fran...
les-tilleuls.coop/en/blog/fran...
oof they did PHP real DIRTY
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
oof they did PHP real DIRTY
January 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The PHP Foundation is officially 3 years old! 🎉
With a team of 10 engineers, we’ve delivered big features, while improving performance, security, and infrastructure of the language.
Huge thanks to our sponsors and the PHP community. Let’s keep building!
🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
With a team of 10 engineers, we’ve delivered big features, while improving performance, security, and infrastructure of the language.
Huge thanks to our sponsors and the PHP community. Let’s keep building!
🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
The PHP Foundation Turns Three!
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
The PHP Foundation is officially 3 years old! 🎉
With a team of 10 engineers, we’ve delivered big features, while improving performance, security, and infrastructure of the language.
Huge thanks to our sponsors and the PHP community. Let’s keep building!
🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
With a team of 10 engineers, we’ve delivered big features, while improving performance, security, and infrastructure of the language.
Huge thanks to our sponsors and the PHP community. Let’s keep building!
🐘💜
thephp.foundation/blog/2024/11...
Abandoning self-hosted php forums continue to be a mistake
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Abandoning self-hosted php forums continue to be a mistake
We've shipped PHP 8.4 support to Laravel Vapor 🧑🍳
blog.laravel.com/laravel-vapo...
blog.laravel.com/laravel-vapo...
Vapor: PHP 8.4 Is Now Supported - The Laravel Blog
Starting today, you may use PHP 8.4 in your Vapor environments. To get started, simply specify "php-8.4:al2" as your preferred runtime in your "vapor.yml" configuration file.
blog.laravel.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 AM
We've shipped PHP 8.4 support to Laravel Vapor 🧑🍳
blog.laravel.com/laravel-vapo...
blog.laravel.com/laravel-vapo...
PHP 8.4 is released with Property Hooks, Class Instantiation without extra parenthesis, and more laravel-news.com/php-8-4-0
PHP 8.4 is released with Property Hooks, Class Instantiation without extra parenthesis, and more - Laravel News
The PHP team has released PHP 8.4 with new array find functions, property hooks, class instantiation without extra parenthesis, and more.
laravel-news.com
November 21, 2024 at 9:33 PM
PHP 8.4 is released with Property Hooks, Class Instantiation without extra parenthesis, and more laravel-news.com/php-8-4-0
Fuck the police.
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/dallas-police-veteran-bathroom-18301049.php
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/dallas-police-veteran-bathroom-18301049.php
www.mysanantonio.com
August 19, 2023 at 1:57 PM