"cannot have Sebastian and India being a builder, plumber, plasterer or electrician , what will the neighbours think!"
September 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"cannot have Sebastian and India being a builder, plumber, plasterer or electrician , what will the neighbours think!"
It's like the plot to a Richard Osman mystery. A date written in snot on a wall in Shewswem... A skilled master plasterer with a serious chip fat addition... Suddenly he hears a noise in the empty house and then footsteps on the stairs...
September 29, 2026 at 9:56 AM
It's like the plot to a Richard Osman mystery. A date written in snot on a wall in Shewswem... A skilled master plasterer with a serious chip fat addition... Suddenly he hears a noise in the empty house and then footsteps on the stairs...
Three plain white vans, all coming to the village, then approaching the base = 🚩🚩🚩
Now if you had a plumber, a builder & a plasterer turn up at the gate, saying they were here for a work order...
Now if you had a plumber, a builder & a plasterer turn up at the gate, saying they were here for a work order...
September 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Three plain white vans, all coming to the village, then approaching the base = 🚩🚩🚩
Now if you had a plumber, a builder & a plasterer turn up at the gate, saying they were here for a work order...
Now if you had a plumber, a builder & a plasterer turn up at the gate, saying they were here for a work order...
like it's impressive to watch in a sense but in the same way you watch a plasterer doing a ceiling and go "oh, nice job."
September 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
like it's impressive to watch in a sense but in the same way you watch a plasterer doing a ceiling and go "oh, nice job."
oh there's ready-roll icing on top for the actual decorating -- if I could properly ice a cake neatly enough to decorate I'd be quitting my job & setting up as a plasterer
September 25, 2026 at 9:42 AM
oh there's ready-roll icing on top for the actual decorating -- if I could properly ice a cake neatly enough to decorate I'd be quitting my job & setting up as a plasterer
Gardener - sprained his ankle
Plasterer - broke his wrist
Painter - has just had knee surgery (and a bad back)
Electrician - Hurt his hand & been in A&E for x-rays
TV repair man - so far is ok, but is away on holiday.
Plasterer - broke his wrist
Painter - has just had knee surgery (and a bad back)
Electrician - Hurt his hand & been in A&E for x-rays
TV repair man - so far is ok, but is away on holiday.
September 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Gardener - sprained his ankle
Plasterer - broke his wrist
Painter - has just had knee surgery (and a bad back)
Electrician - Hurt his hand & been in A&E for x-rays
TV repair man - so far is ok, but is away on holiday.
Plasterer - broke his wrist
Painter - has just had knee surgery (and a bad back)
Electrician - Hurt his hand & been in A&E for x-rays
TV repair man - so far is ok, but is away on holiday.
Is that a better book than "Trade: An in depth explainer by Dave the Plasterer who voted to leave the EU" which includes special chapters on virology and vaccines, climate and small boats?
September 23, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Is that a better book than "Trade: An in depth explainer by Dave the Plasterer who voted to leave the EU" which includes special chapters on virology and vaccines, climate and small boats?
Putting Tender Buttons on in the kitchen so that when the plasterer comes in to use the tap I can watch him stand still, staring into the middle distance as a solitary tear forms in his eye and rolls down his cheek
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Putting Tender Buttons on in the kitchen so that when the plasterer comes in to use the tap I can watch him stand still, staring into the middle distance as a solitary tear forms in his eye and rolls down his cheek
Anyone out there a plasterer, or have a rec for a plasterer out Keilor way?
September 22, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Anyone out there a plasterer, or have a rec for a plasterer out Keilor way?
I am so very confused now.
A gardener is a servant, but a plasterer is not? I know how to plaster, I can do it myself yet they are not a servant.
I know how to mow the grass, I can do it myself and therefore the gardener is a servant?
A gardener is a servant, but a plasterer is not? I know how to plaster, I can do it myself yet they are not a servant.
I know how to mow the grass, I can do it myself and therefore the gardener is a servant?
September 21, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I am so very confused now.
A gardener is a servant, but a plasterer is not? I know how to plaster, I can do it myself yet they are not a servant.
I know how to mow the grass, I can do it myself and therefore the gardener is a servant?
A gardener is a servant, but a plasterer is not? I know how to plaster, I can do it myself yet they are not a servant.
I know how to mow the grass, I can do it myself and therefore the gardener is a servant?
Got it. The plumber is a servant, the electrician is a servant, the plasterer is a servant
September 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Got it. The plumber is a servant, the electrician is a servant, the plasterer is a servant
I’m stucco on you
-me flirting with a plasterer
-me flirting with a plasterer
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I’m stucco on you
-me flirting with a plasterer
-me flirting with a plasterer
#JamesBarryDiary 18/9/1876 Another very beautiful day indeed. I rose before day light this morning and went to the mill. John McCall, plasterer, John McKay and A. Gunn attending upon him with lime. All up stairs is plastered, except a little by the side of the stairs. A very dirty job indeed.
September 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
#JamesBarryDiary 18/9/1876 Another very beautiful day indeed. I rose before day light this morning and went to the mill. John McCall, plasterer, John McKay and A. Gunn attending upon him with lime. All up stairs is plastered, except a little by the side of the stairs. A very dirty job indeed.
What happened to all the batista aged, plasterer aged, electrician aged, nurses aged, dustman aged, etc men i am wondering
September 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
What happened to all the batista aged, plasterer aged, electrician aged, nurses aged, dustman aged, etc men i am wondering
"no VAT mate"
But you're charging £600 a day as a plasterer, there's no way you aren't crossing the threshold.
"Need this one in cash mate, I'm right on a threshold"
Um, no? I can't dodge my tax, I'm not helping you dodge yours.
But you're charging £600 a day as a plasterer, there's no way you aren't crossing the threshold.
"Need this one in cash mate, I'm right on a threshold"
Um, no? I can't dodge my tax, I'm not helping you dodge yours.
September 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"no VAT mate"
But you're charging £600 a day as a plasterer, there's no way you aren't crossing the threshold.
"Need this one in cash mate, I'm right on a threshold"
Um, no? I can't dodge my tax, I'm not helping you dodge yours.
But you're charging £600 a day as a plasterer, there's no way you aren't crossing the threshold.
"Need this one in cash mate, I'm right on a threshold"
Um, no? I can't dodge my tax, I'm not helping you dodge yours.
I’m a plasterer, and Every day we’re dealing with carcinogenic dust. Jobs are required to provide masks and enforce that they’re being worn, but frequently I’m the only one wearing a mask on the job and I get mocked for it.
Guys out there huffing silica dust all day to own the libs.
Guys out there huffing silica dust all day to own the libs.
we’re tearing apart walls in a house that was built in the early 1900’s, i offered my coworker a mask. he said “haha no thanks i’m not a fucking liberal” lmao. bro. there is shit that forms new types of cancer in these walls, but by all means, go ahead. thin your heard, playboy.
September 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m a plasterer, and Every day we’re dealing with carcinogenic dust. Jobs are required to provide masks and enforce that they’re being worn, but frequently I’m the only one wearing a mask on the job and I get mocked for it.
Guys out there huffing silica dust all day to own the libs.
Guys out there huffing silica dust all day to own the libs.
The plasterer, al ole 50yo yinzer with a bad back asked my to put some music on. I chucked on my first album and when the drop hit he goes, "OH. Oh yeah I like that. That's purdy good."
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The plasterer, al ole 50yo yinzer with a bad back asked my to put some music on. I chucked on my first album and when the drop hit he goes, "OH. Oh yeah I like that. That's purdy good."
If you need a plasterer who can do a wall in double quick time...
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
September 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
If you need a plasterer who can do a wall in double quick time...
I did a google search for a plasterer in my local area. I phoned first number had a chat and he came out and did an assessment, gave me a quote. He did not ask for any money up front. He did the job and gave me a bill as per his quote. Would be wary of anyone wanting money up front.
September 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I did a google search for a plasterer in my local area. I phoned first number had a chat and he came out and did an assessment, gave me a quote. He did not ask for any money up front. He did the job and gave me a bill as per his quote. Would be wary of anyone wanting money up front.
Here you go, Jon is lovely www.myjobquote.co.uk/t/jlfplaster...
JLFPLASTERING - Plasterer in Horsham
JLFPLASTERING are Plasterers based in Horsham and cover surrounding area including Warnham, Broadbridge Heath and Mannings Heath.
www.myjobquote.co.uk
September 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Here you go, Jon is lovely www.myjobquote.co.uk/t/jlfplaster...
How on earth do you choose a trades person without leaving yourself open to being scammed/ripped off or to have shoddy work done? I need a plasterer. I do not know a plasterer. Nobody I know knows a plasterer. How do you find a decent one? Especially as a woman, who might come across quite clueless?
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
How on earth do you choose a trades person without leaving yourself open to being scammed/ripped off or to have shoddy work done? I need a plasterer. I do not know a plasterer. Nobody I know knows a plasterer. How do you find a decent one? Especially as a woman, who might come across quite clueless?
This museum insisted on strategically placed fig leaves when their 1888 "Casts of the Ancient World" were created by Master plasterer, Giovanni Luchini
www.slatermuseum.org
www.slatermuseum.org
Slater Memorial Museum
Located on the campus of Norwich Free Academy, the Slater Museum awakens visitors to the richness and diversity of the human experience through art and history. For more than one hundred years, the Mu...
www.slatermuseum.org
September 16, 2026 at 9:08 AM
This museum insisted on strategically placed fig leaves when their 1888 "Casts of the Ancient World" were created by Master plasterer, Giovanni Luchini
www.slatermuseum.org
www.slatermuseum.org
Real men eat them with their bare hands. UNWASHED. 😆
Reminds me of a plasterer I hired who dropped some plaster in his brew while we were talking and he saw it and just carried on drinking. Legend.
Reminds me of a plasterer I hired who dropped some plaster in his brew while we were talking and he saw it and just carried on drinking. Legend.
September 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Real men eat them with their bare hands. UNWASHED. 😆
Reminds me of a plasterer I hired who dropped some plaster in his brew while we were talking and he saw it and just carried on drinking. Legend.
Reminds me of a plasterer I hired who dropped some plaster in his brew while we were talking and he saw it and just carried on drinking. Legend.
September 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM