#Potatoes
"Agricultural tourist digging for sweet potatoes"
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
If your kid wants any D&D dice or potatoes, come on over 🎃🍭🥔👻
October 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
For Halloween we are couch potatoes
October 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes - four
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all

me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
It's still potatoes and molasses season
November 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE WERE HAVING MASHED POTATOES
November 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Okay, tonight's treat bowl included a whole lot of candy, some non-candy toy items like wind-up dinosaurs and Halloween erasers, and four potatoes. The non-candy gizmos went first. All the potatoes are now gone 😂
November 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Breakfast - homemade morcilla sausage, sautéed potatoes, bacon, egg & parsley.
Oof.
November 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Sometimes you just gotta make a meatloaf and potatoes
November 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Dinner tonight was Greek chicken & potatoes served with salad. Quite good but could always be better. 🍽️🍜🍗🥔🥗🧄
November 2, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Parents, please check your kids' candy for potatoes and carrots, which may contain malicious rootkits.
If your kid wants any D&D dice or potatoes, come on over 🎃🍭🥔👻
October 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
potatoes are for closers
November 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i'm a curly fry gal, but frankly all potatoes are good potatoes
We need more steak fries and more crinkle cut fries but more importantly shoestring fries can go straight to hell
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social I know we're not sponsored by potatoes but I'd like a 5lb bag of potatoes as a giveaway
October 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
As we head towards Thanksgiving, here’s a different way to eat sweet potatoes.

We’ve doing it for years. My mom will sometimes switch out the butter with olive oil.

It really is just mashed sweet potatoes plus chipotle in adobo sauce.

altonbrown.com/recipes/chip...
Chipotle Smashed Sweet Potatoes Recipe | Alton Brown
Smoky, and sweet, Alton Brown's chipotle smashed sweet potatoes are easy enough for a weeknight dinner, but special enough for Thanksgiving.
altonbrown.com
November 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
They want everybody speaking english till they roast ‘em like unseasoned potatoes.
October 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Cake and potatoes.
October 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
how many people are giving potatoes to kids today??
October 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Only five small potatoes left from the 10 lb bag. They love potatoes. 😄
Handing out potatoes again this year. Last year it was the most popular item and we ran out almost immediately. I bought a 10 lb bag this year. We'll see what happens.
November 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
So far, 4 kids, 3 potatoes.
October 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We’re ready for Halloween!!! Got candy, potatoes, and books!

#halloween #candy #potatoes #books
October 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Are those potatoes homegrown?” asked the sloth. “No,” responds my sister. “Oh,” sloth says disappointedly, “I only like homegrown potatoes.”
November 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Gave out three bags of potatoes. Also 4-500 pieces of chocolate, but mostly proud of the potatoes.
November 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Sunday bullshit. Potato soup. 🩷
November 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Having baked potatoes for dinner! 🥔🧈
November 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM