#RealJob
Giving a realjob to a girl with huge potentials
September 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
That's not much by realjob standards, but by "takes 4 hours of your time and is mostly an excuse to get a walk" that's nuts
August 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
corporate girlies tap in

#corporatelife #realjob? #igotone
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
get a REALJOB ooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh
July 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Giving a realjob to a girl with huge potentials
September 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
it's a Business Casual day today.. guess I gotta be a boss today.. lol #finance #womeninfinance #operationsmanagement #realjob #myoffice
March 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did not write today. 😔 But I did get my work email inbox to a non soul-crushing level, sooo. 🤷🏼‍♀️

#writerproblems #realjob
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
realJob
March 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Tell steube to go pick fruit and vegetables and clean toilets and --the list is long where he might get a #realjob
August 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
2/2 One of the most annoying things the self-employed deal with is being told to get a "real job". But being an #IndieAuthor is much more than writing a book and connecting the dots. It's also marketing, networking and researching. #AuthorLife #RealJob #SelfPublished #OnMyOwn
May 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Cory Wong - Get Myself a Real Job (live '19)

#readandplay (621)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#CoryWong
#RealJob

Saw him a little after this at the Blind Pig. He puts on a great show.

youtu.be/KnRwuTu9zeU?...
February 19, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Due to the constant stress on the instability of the online space for nsfw artists, I'm also considering getting a RealJob™ and keep art as a hobby - unless I can pull better numbers. I can't pimp my stuff, get better, keep deadlines and pay my bills whilst my carefully built networks collapse.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
1/2 One of the most annoying things the self-employed deal with is being told to get a "real job". But being an #IndieAuthor is much more than writing a book and connecting the dots. It's also marketing, networking and researching. #AuthorLife #RealJob #SelfPublished #OnMyOwn
May 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
monday morning for the #FiberuaryChallenge behold my RealJob™! i'm an RMT, and this is my wee work space. #RealJob #StillCoviding #MassageTherapyIsForEveryBody
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I found some replacements for #deported #farm #workers!

144-300 worked on #Project2025.
RW nerds with too much time on their hands.
They need a #REALJOB
Plus they'll get in shape and get a nice tan.
Win-win-win
June 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
After a week of no streams due to RealJob™ and BrainPain+™, I shall return to my regularly scheduled schedule on Monday!
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My friend Rachel has been a park ranger for the twenty years I've known her. Worked at a lot of them, including Yosemite.

Ray shattered her leg rescuing a hiker who'd fallen onto a ledge during a hike gone wrong. The recovery was long and painful. The hiker lived.

These people deserve protecting.
February 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Apparently everybody at the #realjob likes me, and I've got a LOT of hours on the next schedule. I'm gonna be tired, but the paycheque will be nice.
July 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i still have a [realname/realjob] account. and i consume/make informative/politics/etc posts in there. but i come here to chill. also i hate using that other account and avoid it as much as possible lol
May 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Got some scriptwork done before heading to realjob—like four or five paragraphs? Read each aloud to myself a few times as I went and I'm feeling pretty good about it. It's about a niche topic so I don't expect it to get a lot of views, but that's the price of doin it 4 the culture
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
we did a photo shoot once--not, like, romantic, I think it was for Network World--and my friend @dethveggie.bsky.social asked if they could hide his identity (hacker antics might have interacted unpleasantly with realjob) and the photog was so psyched to pull out his bag of face-hiding tricks
July 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Fits like this always get recommended to me on shopping websites and while I do think it's cute it's giving "yes I have a #realjob just don't ask me about it" 🧐
January 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Google's Gemini putting ads in its chatbot responses gonna make it SO easy to tell who's using AI.

"Thank you for your application to RealJob at TotallyNotFakeCompany. But while you're looking for work, have you considered a consolidation loan? Call Loanr.com now. All applications accepted."
Loanr.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A little RealJob™️ humor. Only the best commit comments up in here.
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM