Recluse and Reverent neuron activation
June 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Recluse and Reverent neuron activation
"This week, the unthinkable occurred on our [REVERENT ADJECTIVE] campus. An [INFLAMMATORY COLLECTIVE NOUN] overtook the historic [CENTRAL CAMPUS LOCATION NAMED AFTER PROBLEMATIC DONOR]."
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University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
To our treasured [COLLEGE / UNIVERSITY NAME] community,
This week, the unthinkable occurred on our [REVERENT ADJECTIVE] campus. An [INFLAMMATORY CO...
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May 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
"This week, the unthinkable occurred on our [REVERENT ADJECTIVE] campus. An [INFLAMMATORY COLLECTIVE NOUN] overtook the historic [CENTRAL CAMPUS LOCATION NAMED AFTER PROBLEMATIC DONOR]."
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the baby has just laid eyes on Kermit for the first time and she’s starstruck. reverent. she worships the frog now
December 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
the baby has just laid eyes on Kermit for the first time and she’s starstruck. reverent. she worships the frog now
Today's winning typo: "revenant" when I meant "reverent."
October 25, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Today's winning typo: "revenant" when I meant "reverent."
For this Sunday's edition of @status.news, I spoke to @davejorgenson.bsky.social about leaving The Washington Post, the state of the Jeff Bezos-owned paper, and launching a new media venture he hopes can become a "Daily Show" for the social era.
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Leaving The Post Behind
Dave Jorgenson, The Post’s viral “TikTok guy,” explains why he left the paper to launch Local News International—and how he hopes to build a "Daily Show" for the social era.
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July 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Star Trek: Lower Decks is really affectionate towards the body of Star Trek canon without being reverent about it, which is why it is despised by those who are reverent of it without affection.
It's a love letter and not a memorial.
It's a love letter and not a memorial.
December 15, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Star Trek: Lower Decks is really affectionate towards the body of Star Trek canon without being reverent about it, which is why it is despised by those who are reverent of it without affection.
It's a love letter and not a memorial.
It's a love letter and not a memorial.
The thing that's never sat with me re:criticism about Expedition 33 being "baby's first JRPG" is that the people who actually made the game couldn't be more consistently reverent about their influences.
Accepting the 'Game of the Year' award for Clair Obscur Expedition 33, director Guillaume Broche thanks Final Fantasy series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi who "made me fall in love with games and inspired me to become a game dev."
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The thing that's never sat with me re:criticism about Expedition 33 being "baby's first JRPG" is that the people who actually made the game couldn't be more consistently reverent about their influences.
be a little more reverent when you speak on ancient grains.
May 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
be a little more reverent when you speak on ancient grains.
me [reverent whisper]: anarchy
September 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me [reverent whisper]: anarchy
Barrack Obama's speech at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service was beautiful. Hopeful, respectful, reverent, humble, eloquent, humorous, gracious and dignified. Thank you, Mr. President.
March 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Barrack Obama's speech at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service was beautiful. Hopeful, respectful, reverent, humble, eloquent, humorous, gracious and dignified. Thank you, Mr. President.
I don't want to hear any complaints that anybody was insufficiently reverent about the memory of Sarah Beckstrom after this human trash Trump said this about her funeral
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don't want to hear any complaints that anybody was insufficiently reverent about the memory of Sarah Beckstrom after this human trash Trump said this about her funeral
every movie is a Christmas movie if you are properly reverent of the Lord
December 9, 2024 at 10:14 AM
every movie is a Christmas movie if you are properly reverent of the Lord
science fiction is when you have a reverent but nonetheless culturally insensitive analogue for samurai
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
science fiction is when you have a reverent but nonetheless culturally insensitive analogue for samurai
I think it's kinda silly to expect journalists or influencers to be reverent towards tacky crap they get sent, it all either gets sent to someone else or dumpstered
September 27, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I think it's kinda silly to expect journalists or influencers to be reverent towards tacky crap they get sent, it all either gets sent to someone else or dumpstered
He likes the attention…especially when it feels reverent😈
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
He likes the attention…especially when it feels reverent😈
Demanding that I be reverent when evil people die infringes on my religious freedoms.
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Demanding that I be reverent when evil people die infringes on my religious freedoms.
Lawyers standing around, speaking in hushed and reverent tones: "Tree law."
June 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Lawyers standing around, speaking in hushed and reverent tones: "Tree law."
Find people saying things like this about Reiner, and treat them like those who were in sufficiently reverent about Kirk were treated.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Find people saying things like this about Reiner, and treat them like those who were in sufficiently reverent about Kirk were treated.
Our reverent hopes often disavowed by monied interests.
October 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Our reverent hopes often disavowed by monied interests.
[voice reverent] that's Flamen
April 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
[voice reverent] that's Flamen
"An assassin is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and carries out murders according to the terms of his contract" --partial text of the assassin's creed
January 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"An assassin is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and carries out murders according to the terms of his contract" --partial text of the assassin's creed
belly muzzle nuzzle—slow, reverent, and hungry 🤤🥩 w/ @roaminghog.bsky.social
#bellyworship #gainer #belly
#bellyworship #gainer #belly
April 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
belly muzzle nuzzle—slow, reverent, and hungry 🤤🥩 w/ @roaminghog.bsky.social
#bellyworship #gainer #belly
#bellyworship #gainer #belly
BlueSky's weakest soldiers keep insisting we must treat our own rapes with reverent silence and it makes me wonder why they all see rape as an essentially sacred experience
March 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
BlueSky's weakest soldiers keep insisting we must treat our own rapes with reverent silence and it makes me wonder why they all see rape as an essentially sacred experience