I would rather stab my leg with a fork
November 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I would rather stab my leg with a fork
No jail! Only STAB.
November 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
No jail! Only STAB.
Can I stab you with this? ✨🐸
October 31, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Can I stab you with this? ✨🐸
@rincewind.run: to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
Susan Collins concedes
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
@rincewind.run: to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
From hell's taint I stab at thee
November 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
From hell's taint I stab at thee
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MY COPAY WENT UP $90
November 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
[stab] [stab] [stab] [stab] [stab] [stab] [stab]
Stab stab stab
October 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Stab stab stab
repost to stab your friends homoerotically
It's Marathon Monday!!
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
repost to stab your friends homoerotically
Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab!
October 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab!
The devil apparently didn't like being challenged for his position, because he has taken back a death in the family. LUCY IS ALIVE. She's sitting up, drinking water, and attempting to stab me for my impertinence. I am STUNNED.
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM
The devil apparently didn't like being challenged for his position, because he has taken back a death in the family. LUCY IS ALIVE. She's sitting up, drinking water, and attempting to stab me for my impertinence. I am STUNNED.
what's funny is a brain dead trump seems to almost have gotten the message, but i guarantee you the dnc superfan set will still tell you the only way to win is to tack right and stab muslims and trans people in the back preemptively
November 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
what's funny is a brain dead trump seems to almost have gotten the message, but i guarantee you the dnc superfan set will still tell you the only way to win is to tack right and stab muslims and trans people in the back preemptively
There is nothing more pathetic than choosing to stab someone in the back for personal gain and being so fucking useless you miss and gut yourself like a fish instead
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
There is nothing more pathetic than choosing to stab someone in the back for personal gain and being so fucking useless you miss and gut yourself like a fish instead
the pen is truly mightier than the sword-- cuz i can just draw a butt whenever I want.
What's a sword gunna do? stab me!? You'd stab a guy who drew you a butt? You sicko!
What's a sword gunna do? stab me!? You'd stab a guy who drew you a butt? You sicko!
November 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
the pen is truly mightier than the sword-- cuz i can just draw a butt whenever I want.
What's a sword gunna do? stab me!? You'd stab a guy who drew you a butt? You sicko!
What's a sword gunna do? stab me!? You'd stab a guy who drew you a butt? You sicko!
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.
November 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.
…and now to watch JD Vance stab his boss in the back
November 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
…and now to watch JD Vance stab his boss in the back
Bye, bitch! *NEVER* stab women in the back.
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Bye, bitch! *NEVER* stab women in the back.
yesterday I was so glad I had D&D tonight because I was concerned I was going to need to stab something to process my feelings but man my head is NOT in this game rn
November 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
yesterday I was so glad I had D&D tonight because I was concerned I was going to need to stab something to process my feelings but man my head is NOT in this game rn
"Heckling, sure... but have you heard of stab-heckling?"
November 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"Heckling, sure... but have you heard of stab-heckling?"
The stab-in-the-backside myth
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The stab-in-the-backside myth
Stab meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Stab meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I highly encourage him to stab Trump in the back. I hope he does not expect a reward for it though
November 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I highly encourage him to stab Trump in the back. I hope he does not expect a reward for it though