#STAB
lvl 4 stab stab
November 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the 120th congress: stab stab stab stab stab
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The time is now. RFK Jr. must resign or be fired. End of discussion.
November 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I would rather stab my leg with a fork
November 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
No jail! Only STAB.
November 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" — Quote from man stabbed
November 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’ve been known to stab a pill pack with an expensive Japanese butcher knife. Repeatedly.
November 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
@rincewind.run: to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee
Susan Collins concedes
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Talarico: This election wasn't about retribution.

Me: [At the ballot machine] From hell's heart...I stab at thee. [print ballot]
November 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"what are you gonna do, stab me" bsky.app/profile/diew...
November 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Can I stab you with this? ✨🐸
October 31, 2026 at 4:23 AM
They are going to stab me and take my blood 🥺
November 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
He should take another stab at Cruz's seat.
November 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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MY COPAY WENT UP $90
November 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
From hell's taint I stab at thee
November 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Look... sometimes a long-time mutual says something so dumb that pisses me off so bad, the kindest thing I can do is just pretend I never saw it & forget you exist for a bit.

If I was as mean as people think, boy... I'da just...

If you think I'm talking about you, now's the time to STFU...
Arya Stark: Stabbity. Stab. Stab.
ALT: Arya Stark: Stabbity. Stab. Stab.
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November 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
the pen is truly mightier than the sword-- cuz i can just draw a butt whenever I want.

What's a sword gunna do? stab me!? You'd stab a guy who drew you a butt? You sicko!
November 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
what's funny is a brain dead trump seems to almost have gotten the message, but i guarantee you the dnc superfan set will still tell you the only way to win is to tack right and stab muslims and trans people in the back preemptively
November 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
right like my stab wound isn't gonna heal if you're still stabbing me

there's an order u gotta do these things
November 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
This is like when the old grandma gets her chance to stab the dude in Murder on the Orient Express
November 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
"What are you going to do, stab me?"
November 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
There is nothing more pathetic than choosing to stab someone in the back for personal gain and being so fucking useless you miss and gut yourself like a fish instead
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
…and now to watch JD Vance stab his boss in the back
November 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
he’s gunna have to stab so many hobos to feel better about this
November 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Spongebob Stab
ALT: Spongebob Stab
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November 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Guy Who Got Stabbed "What are you going to do stab me?" ass party...
November 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM