You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
inb4 it’s a pet semetary situation
July 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
inb4 it’s a pet semetary situation
the last shot from "the stand" miniseries vs. the last shot from "pet semetary 2"
remarkable
remarkable
November 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
the last shot from "the stand" miniseries vs. the last shot from "pet semetary 2"
remarkable
remarkable
They're going to try to bring McConnell back by putting him in Pet Semetary.
July 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
They're going to try to bring McConnell back by putting him in Pet Semetary.
a gritty remake of airbud called pet semetary
April 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
a gritty remake of airbud called pet semetary
PET SEMETARY
So what was everyone's book they read way too young?
March 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
PET SEMETARY
You think you got problems? I just buried my orangutan in the pet semetary. Try dealing with some actual issues
September 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You think you got problems? I just buried my orangutan in the pet semetary. Try dealing with some actual issues
February 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They may have killed woke, but they buried it in the Pet Semetary.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They may have killed woke, but they buried it in the Pet Semetary.
dude if she can write this about a man who looks like something you'd find in the pet semetary maybe i have a book in me too, damn
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
dude if she can write this about a man who looks like something you'd find in the pet semetary maybe i have a book in me too, damn
the tooth fairy is a dentist they buried in the pet semetary
December 15, 2024 at 5:30 AM
the tooth fairy is a dentist they buried in the pet semetary
I buried my PS1 in the pet semetary and now it only plays Ergheiz.
April 24, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I buried my PS1 in the pet semetary and now it only plays Ergheiz.
It's an adaptation, but Pet Semetary seems to fit.
March 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
It's an adaptation, but Pet Semetary seems to fit.
Thursday.
October 26, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Thursday.
Pet Semetary style. They buried it in MAGAty soil and caught RFK Jr’s brain worms.
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Pet Semetary style. They buried it in MAGAty soil and caught RFK Jr’s brain worms.
Still the best description of him I've ever seen is that he's what you get if you bury a dildo in the Pet Semetary.
August 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Still the best description of him I've ever seen is that he's what you get if you bury a dildo in the Pet Semetary.
“Zoinks Scoob! The Pet Semetary worked!”
“-violently incorrect Scooby laughter-“
“-violently incorrect Scooby laughter-“
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“Zoinks Scoob! The Pet Semetary worked!”
“-violently incorrect Scooby laughter-“
“-violently incorrect Scooby laughter-“
Stephen King: In my book, I invented the Pet Semetary as a cautionary tale.
Abundance types: At long last, we have created the conditions for the titular burial ground from the classic horror novel "Pet Semetary."
Abundance types: At long last, we have created the conditions for the titular burial ground from the classic horror novel "Pet Semetary."
May 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Stephen King: In my book, I invented the Pet Semetary as a cautionary tale.
Abundance types: At long last, we have created the conditions for the titular burial ground from the classic horror novel "Pet Semetary."
Abundance types: At long last, we have created the conditions for the titular burial ground from the classic horror novel "Pet Semetary."
As an aside, if you've never read it...make time to do so.
It is *harrowing*. And probably inspired Pet Semetary.
It is *harrowing*. And probably inspired Pet Semetary.
It's like reading "The Monkey's Paw" and thinking "Man, I wish I had one of those."
People who fancy quoting the Melian Dialogue ("the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must") ignore the fact that Thucydides was clearly portraying this as the kind of hubris that squandered Athens' primacy and paved the way for a devastating peer war that it ultimately lost.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
As an aside, if you've never read it...make time to do so.
It is *harrowing*. And probably inspired Pet Semetary.
It is *harrowing*. And probably inspired Pet Semetary.