If the shoplifting of baby formula is epidemic, the main problem is not the shoplifting.
May 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
If the shoplifting of baby formula is epidemic, the main problem is not the shoplifting.
They manufactured a shoplifting crisis which were characterized in hushed tones by inventing shoplifting gangs all over the country the last time the police did a slowdown.
Because the Police Officers Union will hold city officials hostage if they actually hold individual officers accountable. The cops will signal it’s a free for all for criminal chaos. And then hand the blame to City Hall will the city burns. And those elected officials will lose office.
September 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
They manufactured a shoplifting crisis which were characterized in hushed tones by inventing shoplifting gangs all over the country the last time the police did a slowdown.
SHOPLIFTING. GEEUH. DISGRACE
March 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
SHOPLIFTING. GEEUH. DISGRACE
Moderator: Shoplifting is a problem and law enforcement blames bail reform. How would you stop shoplifting?
What a fucking stupid question.
What a fucking stupid question.
June 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Moderator: Shoplifting is a problem and law enforcement blames bail reform. How would you stop shoplifting?
What a fucking stupid question.
What a fucking stupid question.
If you see someone shoplifting baby formula, no you didn't.
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you see someone shoplifting baby formula, no you didn't.
almost got caught shoplifting fuck this bi visibility bullshit
September 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
almost got caught shoplifting fuck this bi visibility bullshit
Same set that told you shoplifting required a full police state.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Same set that told you shoplifting required a full police state.
Astounding if literal:
shoplifting
shoplifting
November 10, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Astounding if literal:
shoplifting
shoplifting
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
No shoplifting! 🚫
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June 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
No shoplifting! 🚫
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i don’t really care much about the whole foods shoplifting thing other than to say that bragging to the newspaper about shoplifting from whole foods is the most embarassingly tryhard, tourist shit imaginable
March 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
i don’t really care much about the whole foods shoplifting thing other than to say that bragging to the newspaper about shoplifting from whole foods is the most embarassingly tryhard, tourist shit imaginable
He is going SHOPLIFTING
Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
He is going SHOPLIFTING
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
November 30, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
the shoplifting tantrum was a press operation to make older white americans terrified via breathless media reporting in order to achieve electoral goals. with those goals achieved, they're winding it down. this entire shoplifting panic has been a social experiment, thank you for your participation
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the shoplifting tantrum was a press operation to make older white americans terrified via breathless media reporting in order to achieve electoral goals. with those goals achieved, they're winding it down. this entire shoplifting panic has been a social experiment, thank you for your participation
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
A Winnipeg woman whose ancestors were part of the theft of an entire continent is pretty sure that an Indigenous person browsing in the shop where she works is shoplifting. [kofi] "I'll just pre...
walkingeaglenews.com
April 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Woman whose ancestors stole entire continent suspects Indigenous person shoplifting
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
"retail theft" is such a spectacular lie of post-pandemic reality-creation. it gave cover for companies to expand the surveillance state, raise their prices, and close stores in slightly less profitable areas, conveniently turning the actual solution (hire more employees) into a total non sequitur
March 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting
April 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting
I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.
Marks & Spencer is right — police and politicians must stop shoplifting
Marks & Spencer is right — police and politicians must stop shoplifting
www.thetimes.com
April 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.
I've never seen anyone shoplifting in my entire life and I never will.
August 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I've never seen anyone shoplifting in my entire life and I never will.
on god we are all shoplifting in 2026
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
on god we are all shoplifting in 2026
that's shoplifting. THAT'S ILLEGAL.
September 22, 2026 at 10:42 PM
that's shoplifting. THAT'S ILLEGAL.
woke up with no hangover good morning sexy people
Family Guy: Lois Goes Shoplifting
ALT: Family Guy: Lois Goes Shoplifting
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September 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
woke up with no hangover good morning sexy people
Shoplifting keeps winning
January 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Shoplifting keeps winning