(it’s everyone, literally every single person involved in this jesus meme slapfight)
April 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
(it’s everyone, literally every single person involved in this jesus meme slapfight)
JD VANCE GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: It’s almost like… actions have consequences. Tell me you’ve never worked hard for something you believe in without telling me you’ve never worked hard. *stares in Appalachia*
TRUMP GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: Dogballs you fat nasty cretin.
TRUMP GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: Dogballs you fat nasty cretin.
March 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
JD VANCE GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: It’s almost like… actions have consequences. Tell me you’ve never worked hard for something you believe in without telling me you’ve never worked hard. *stares in Appalachia*
TRUMP GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: Dogballs you fat nasty cretin.
TRUMP GETTING INTO AN INTERNET SLAPFIGHT: Dogballs you fat nasty cretin.
Antisemitic Slapfight
September 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Antisemitic Slapfight
I saw an actual slapfight at the MLA once
July 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I saw an actual slapfight at the MLA once
Every Kamala voter in America watching Trump and Musk slapfight because electing the smart Black lady was too much to ask.
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Every Kamala voter in America watching Trump and Musk slapfight because electing the smart Black lady was too much to ask.
I'm thrilled that he followed this up by getting into a public slapfight with Asmongold, who is an idiot covered in bugs, and somehow losing
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
January 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm thrilled that he followed this up by getting into a public slapfight with Asmongold, who is an idiot covered in bugs, and somehow losing
once again: no one can talk sanely about wwii these days because they're just litigating a fucking slapfight against their intra-coalition enemies
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
once again: no one can talk sanely about wwii these days because they're just litigating a fucking slapfight against their intra-coalition enemies
I have zero interest in getting in a "race vs class" slapfight because yes. both
the end
the end
March 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I have zero interest in getting in a "race vs class" slapfight because yes. both
the end
the end
The internet, June 5 2025:
June 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The internet, June 5 2025:
thought about starting a slapfight on here with one of the usual suspects, but then remembered i'm employed and decided not to
July 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
thought about starting a slapfight on here with one of the usual suspects, but then remembered i'm employed and decided not to
On the one hand, good.
On the other, the vote that spurred this slapfight was a xenophobic Paul amendment to cut off funding for basic services to legally admitted refugees and people seeking asylum.
On the other, the vote that spurred this slapfight was a xenophobic Paul amendment to cut off funding for basic services to legally admitted refugees and people seeking asylum.
wow! Rand Paul begins Markwayne Mullin's hearing by confronting him about comments he made describing Paul as a "freakin' snake" & "celebrating" Paul getting assaulted
"I wonder if someone who applauds political violence is right to lead an agency that has struggled to accept proper use of force"
"I wonder if someone who applauds political violence is right to lead an agency that has struggled to accept proper use of force"
March 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
On the one hand, good.
On the other, the vote that spurred this slapfight was a xenophobic Paul amendment to cut off funding for basic services to legally admitted refugees and people seeking asylum.
On the other, the vote that spurred this slapfight was a xenophobic Paul amendment to cut off funding for basic services to legally admitted refugees and people seeking asylum.
I just got into an auction slapfight for a ring.
WANNA SEE?
WANNA SEE?
March 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I just got into an auction slapfight for a ring.
WANNA SEE?
WANNA SEE?
Spending my break this morning learning about the nepobaby slapfight that just about ruined an entire nascent field of study in ways it took decades to undo
May 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Spending my break this morning learning about the nepobaby slapfight that just about ruined an entire nascent field of study in ways it took decades to undo
Listen to these shrill little dipshit voices going at each other. Like a slapfight between two personified swirlies.
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Listen to these shrill little dipshit voices going at each other. Like a slapfight between two personified swirlies.
Also, paying attention to the slapfight doesn't mean we have forgotten about everything else.
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Also, paying attention to the slapfight doesn't mean we have forgotten about everything else.
Yeah, but since nobody on the Dem side is doing jack shit to fix it, might as well enjoy the slapfight.
June 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Yeah, but since nobody on the Dem side is doing jack shit to fix it, might as well enjoy the slapfight.
Jeff Bezos watching the Musk/Trump slapfight
June 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Jeff Bezos watching the Musk/Trump slapfight
Constantly reminded that "journalists" love Twitter so much cuz
-It makes them feel influential and important in a way no other site has replicated
-It made "reporting" incredibly easy—what did the rich asshole/celebrity say, today? What's the latest slapfight?
-It's never been critical of them
-It makes them feel influential and important in a way no other site has replicated
-It made "reporting" incredibly easy—what did the rich asshole/celebrity say, today? What's the latest slapfight?
-It's never been critical of them
July 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Constantly reminded that "journalists" love Twitter so much cuz
-It makes them feel influential and important in a way no other site has replicated
-It made "reporting" incredibly easy—what did the rich asshole/celebrity say, today? What's the latest slapfight?
-It's never been critical of them
-It makes them feel influential and important in a way no other site has replicated
-It made "reporting" incredibly easy—what did the rich asshole/celebrity say, today? What's the latest slapfight?
-It's never been critical of them
Just gonna point out that the people who are resigning from Heritage Foundation NOW were fine with Project 2025.
Quitting because of a right-wing slapfight about exactly how much Nazism is acceptable is not the same as quitting because you fixed your moral compass.
Quitting because of a right-wing slapfight about exactly how much Nazism is acceptable is not the same as quitting because you fixed your moral compass.
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just gonna point out that the people who are resigning from Heritage Foundation NOW were fine with Project 2025.
Quitting because of a right-wing slapfight about exactly how much Nazism is acceptable is not the same as quitting because you fixed your moral compass.
Quitting because of a right-wing slapfight about exactly how much Nazism is acceptable is not the same as quitting because you fixed your moral compass.
This slapfight between Musk and Trump is the opposite of Alien Vs Predator - "whoever loses, we win"
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This slapfight between Musk and Trump is the opposite of Alien Vs Predator - "whoever loses, we win"
Bluesky is mostly great
Also Bluesky is an actual business with actual people trying to be a business doing business things so that they can eat and keep the virtual and real doors open
Sometimes the former and latter get into a slapfight
Also Bluesky is an actual business with actual people trying to be a business doing business things so that they can eat and keep the virtual and real doors open
Sometimes the former and latter get into a slapfight
it is a little weird to read stuff like “this place used to be great once” i mean it’s only been a little over two years and a portion of that was just twenty people posting alf memes lol
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bluesky is mostly great
Also Bluesky is an actual business with actual people trying to be a business doing business things so that they can eat and keep the virtual and real doors open
Sometimes the former and latter get into a slapfight
Also Bluesky is an actual business with actual people trying to be a business doing business things so that they can eat and keep the virtual and real doors open
Sometimes the former and latter get into a slapfight
my mom sometimes experiences very real gender bias in a professional setting ... and thats why its violence against women to mock an asshole who started a slapfight with you on social media
August 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
my mom sometimes experiences very real gender bias in a professional setting ... and thats why its violence against women to mock an asshole who started a slapfight with you on social media
Fellas is it alpha to have a messy slapfight on social media
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fellas is it alpha to have a messy slapfight on social media
hegseth slapfight with Anthropic: funniest possible lead-up to a robot deciding she needs to coup the us government
February 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
hegseth slapfight with Anthropic: funniest possible lead-up to a robot deciding she needs to coup the us government