#Sql
SQL! SQL. JUST USE SQL
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM
incredible
February 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
SQL injection
Just when I thought I've seen it all, a PostgreSQL extension shows up that allows you to embed a SQLite database inside a table. github.com/frectonz/pgl...
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Abusing SQL to Play DOOM
Abusing SQL to Play DOOM
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
September 26, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"Musk is probably confusing 'SQL' with 'Microsoft SQL Server'"

The Social Security Administration uses Microsoft SQL Server too.

The agency's ODS's and data warehouses don't run on SQL Server, but SSA has a massive Sharepoint intranet that runs on ... a Microsoft SQL Server cluster.
February 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
literally a 5 second web search
Does The U.s. Government Use Sql
For those who think it's easier to annoy you than to Google 'Does the u.s. government use sql' themselves.
letmegooglethat.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
fuck you *lowercases your SQL statements*
March 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah actually, I want sql request admin access rights info. Anyway thanks again.
September 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I am excited beyond description to lift the veil on what we have been working on in 2026:

Please meet ggsql! A new extension of the SQL language for creating visualisations using the grammar of graphics. Read all about it in the blog post or visit the website at ggsql.org
ggsql: A grammar of graphics for SQL
Introducing ggsql, a grammar of graphics for SQL that lets you describe visualizations directly inside SQL queries.
opensource.posit.co
April 20, 2026 at 12:38 PM
SQL -> SQL (Structured Query Language) is a standard language for managing and manipulating relational databases.
September 10, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I guarantee you that the government uses SQL
not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)
February 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
All SQL is MS SQL Server.
bsky.app/profile/ashe...
February 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Si vous souhaitez réviser votre SQL ou bien simplement si vous avez l'esprit joueur, voici SQL Noir, un projet ludique qui propose de résoudre des énigmes à grands coups de requêtes SQL. Le projet est disponible sur GitHub sous licence MIT ⬇️

www.sqlnoir.com
SQL Noir - A Detective SQL Game
Solve crimes and mysteries using SQL queries in this detective-themed SQL learning game.
www.sqlnoir.com
March 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
SQL, columnar, NO SQL, graph, and vector databases
April 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
broke: chamar SQL de sequel

woke: chamar SQL de esse quê elly

bespoke: chamar SQL de Robson
December 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Every government organization I've worked for over the last 25 years (and it's been a few) used SQL and kept data in relational SQL-based databases, like SQL Server or Oracle. The depths of his ignorance is without fathom.
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone should ask Musk what he thinks "SQL" is.
not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
pronatalists be like "this is my daughter, sephiroth, and my son, SQL injection"
June 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Poderia ser uma consulta SQL, mas é uma IA 🤷‍♂️
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The government not only uses SQL but they are responsible for the most used Open-Source SQL database in history. It's insane how wrong he is
February 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
SQL is the best medicine
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Someone should ask Musk in live interview what the difference between SQL and CSS is.
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“elon the tech genius doesn’t know what sql is” is just magnificent
February 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why does SQL hate me?
July 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM