#T-Ball
No examining kids genitalia just so they can play a little t-ball, that is some weirdo, evil shit.
November 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
#BirdOfTheDay | #Borbs | #CaliforniaQuail

A plush round ball of fun with a topknot!

h/t @robcrank68.bsky.social
November 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
more like low t ball
November 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Democratic Texas Attorney General
www.texastribune.org/2026/11/03/t...
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
November 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are an enemy of the people if this is your reaction to last nights results. step aside and go back to t-ball
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Update: she won, just days after going as him for Halloween! (h/t @danlehner.bsky.social)
November 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
dr. terf can get back to us when they start checking little boys' balls for t-ball.
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
GREETNGS FROM TEXAS WHERE WE ARE LOCKED IN AND READY TO RUN THE DAMN BALL
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
not to downplay anyone who plays sports for fun, like myself, but like..........i think calling them 'trans athletes' gives people the impression that theyre like, usain bolt level athletes who want to play on high school girls teams and not five year olds playing t ball
November 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
dust outfits
November 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My parents enrolled me in T-ball, but instead of playing I sat in the outfield picking flowers. 😅
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Invite bro to see my cool t-shirt! Not sure he was looking Amy shirt though 🙂‍↕️
for my ball luv’n bud @Ballsrater8000 ❤️
November 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
T-Ball Manager 2026 by @regularbird.bsky.social: a solo lyric-game about coaching T-ball for 1d4+9 five-year-olds.

regularbird.itch.io/t-ball-manag...
T-Ball Manager 2026 by regularbird
A T-ball coaching simulator
regularbird.itch.io
November 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
remember that one clip where leao rampaged ahead with the ball but had to stop & shrug & give the ball meekly to cronaldo just because. that'd be the dems right now if they let its current leaders lead. no. bench him/them. let the youths take over & run wild & score. thank you for coming to my ted t
November 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Can’t decide between falling through a skylight and breaking my arm or getting yanked out of t-ball because I was so, so bad. Couldn’t hit the ball off the t and had no idea what to do. The sport made no sense to me.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This may just be my best T*mu purchase ever!
A 42 massage ball thingy
My lower back is grateful
November 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Chappelle's Show - The Playa Haters' Ball (ft. Ice T and Patrice O'Neal)
YouTube video by Comedy Central
youtu.be
November 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Smokin' on that AIPAC
Man Sings 'Hate Hate Hate' into Microphone
Alt: Ice-T chants 'Hate Hate Hate' into Microphone at the Annual Hater's Ball
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November 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm setting little league records!!

I'm the first kid to ever strike out in t-ball 😌
November 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
One of my moots was accused in a really bizarre 20+ minute long Youtube video of being a super secret sock account belonging to T. Kingfisher and if that's true, this will work:

*jingle, jingle* Hey, T-dog, write more explicit, ball-slapping gay sex.
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Don't do it T-Mobile! Don't do it! I'll go back to two tin cans and a ball of string. Don't do it!

(thanks for not doing it)
November 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
KEEP RUNNING THE BALL (h/t @dennycarter.bsky.social)
Decision Desk HQ projects Adam Hamilton wins the KS US Senate General Election

#DecisionMade: 10:48 PM EST

Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/2026-1...
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM