#TheRAPIST
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Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me: “Im good…nervous about this commencement I’m giving.”

My therapist: “Oh, where?”

Me: “MIT”

My therapist: “…what”
May 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Therapist life 😁
December 9, 2024 at 3:35 AM
🤣☠️
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Massage therapist 😁
September 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Pagliacci: idk man maybe you should see a therapist

Therapist: but Pagliacci…
March 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Kendrick’s therapist
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 PM
My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.
February 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*brings my mom to meet my therapist*

Me: See?

Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
September 20, 2024 at 8:36 AM
foxy therapist
February 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
blind therapist
March 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I recently learned my therapist also has a therapist and now I'm worried it's my fault.
January 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Emailed my first therapist
July 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
minion therapist
July 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Brings therapist to family gatherings
Me: see
Therapist: Oh my God
March 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
*brings therapist to family gathering*

Me: See?

Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
August 13, 2023 at 9:32 AM
My therapist vs my gf’s therapist
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: okay, that’s all we have time for today
Me: see you next week
March 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My son is learning chords. He’s so focused. His music therapist is so good. I’m near tears.
August 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
My poor therapist...
April 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:
September 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The amount my therapist now knows about knitting...😮‍💨
May 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM