November 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Do you need some time and space?
Time and Space :
Time and Space :
September 27, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Do you need some time and space?
Time and Space :
Time and Space :
Time to take off these space boots
May 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Time to take off these space boots
DAY 879 - Warper of Space-time
May 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
DAY 879 - Warper of Space-time
“this is not a time for political theater”
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“this is not a time for political theater”
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman
I believe that everyone should be allowed the space and time and opportunity to become who they truly are. I am sad that some people, given the space and time and opportunity, choose to be assholes.
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I believe that everyone should be allowed the space and time and opportunity to become who they truly are. I am sad that some people, given the space and time and opportunity, choose to be assholes.
Goddammit, stop drinking the fabric of space and time, you’re gonna throw up.
May 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Goddammit, stop drinking the fabric of space and time, you’re gonna throw up.
App Knows It’s Gone Next Time Man Needs Space For Photos https://theonion.com/app-knows-it-s-gone-next-time-man-needs-space-for-photo-1827172138/
July 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
App Knows It’s Gone Next Time Man Needs Space For Photos https://theonion.com/app-knows-it-s-gone-next-time-man-needs-space-for-photo-1827172138/
Parking in a disabled space because the car park is full and it's the last available space is the absolute worst time to park in a disabled space. Its not a valid excuse and you're still scum.
May 31, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Parking in a disabled space because the car park is full and it's the last available space is the absolute worst time to park in a disabled space. Its not a valid excuse and you're still scum.
gayness that transcends time and space 🏳️🌈
May 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
gayness that transcends time and space 🏳️🌈
Across time and space, you are still you
February 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Across time and space, you are still you
Tits so big, they warp space-time
May 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Tits so big, they warp space-time
November 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
There are now 10 toilets in Space
International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1
This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1
This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
April 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
There are now 10 toilets in Space
International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1
This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1
This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time
February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time
Space and time in the Trump universe are warped by narcissism.
July 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Space and time in the Trump universe are warped by narcissism.
Shattered across time & space ?
NO MORE !
(follow up later)
NO MORE !
(follow up later)
July 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Shattered across time & space ?
NO MORE !
(follow up later)
NO MORE !
(follow up later)
Redate this to today and it becomes a stunning moment of self-realization we will never actually experience in this space-time continuum
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Redate this to today and it becomes a stunning moment of self-realization we will never actually experience in this space-time continuum
God, Space Ghost was so good
June 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
God, Space Ghost was so good
What a great time to be trapped in outer space
June 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
What a great time to be trapped in outer space
This is a difficult, stressful, and emotional time right now for Tulsi Gabbard. She might need some space for a few days.
December 7, 2024 at 2:52 AM
This is a difficult, stressful, and emotional time right now for Tulsi Gabbard. She might need some space for a few days.
oh cool we're doing the submarine thing in space this time
May 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
oh cool we're doing the submarine thing in space this time